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marduk
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thats one big bird.
also believed to be in the company of a woolly mammoth that goes by the name of snuffy ?
can anyone confirm/deny these reports
MJB222
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Austin987345
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marduk
And you wondered why you'd all been into cryptozoology since you were kids
what choice did we have with role models like that.
and this.

reported conversation between big bird and snuffy (thanks to the fbi for this bit)
"Snuffy would you like to play a game of In and Out.”
"I'd love to Bird"
"“Great,Oscar can help!”
Ooooer

Do not approach these animals as they are believed to be frisky and dangerous, or at least dangerously frisky.

I think Snuffy needs to be neutered and Big Bird should be spayed

It's bad enough trying to explain to my kids that just cos sesame says so their imaginary friends are not going to become real at some point.
Nor are they going to be mammoths
Kids are bad enough without 800 tonnes of extinct pachyderms running round my place knocking the goldfish over

immyownenemy
You know guys, I had an experience with something very much like that, but I didn't want to post because I was worried that you wouldn't believe me. Because of that picture I now know my encounter was real tongue.gif
Bio-Mage
I can't see see any bird pics...... sad.gif
The Roswell Man
i'll give u a weird bird

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hows this thread relevant ppl? hmm.gif huh.gif disgust.gif no.gif
horrification
wats the monster in the dustbin called again?
Neo2005
Where was this guy sighted?
marduk
Place called sesame street,
Monster in a can ?
you mean oscar ?
he's no monster he contributes yearly to the widows and orphans fund
He may seem like a monster but thats just because he's a bit grouchy
Well you'd be grouchy too if you'd been waiting to be rehoused as long as he has
charnelhound
ahhhhh not elmo anything but elmo!!! ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
XSAS
QUOTE(marduk @ Mar 30 2005, 12:00 AM)
Place called sesame street,
Monster in a can ?
you mean oscar ?
he's no monster he contributes yearly to the widows and orphans fund
He may seem like a monster but thats just because he's a bit grouchy
Well you'd be grouchy too if you'd been waiting to be rehoused as long as he has
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Oscar should come to the UK we have a great benefit system for foreigners?
The_Redback
This enitre thread is awsome.
horrification
hahahaha laugh.gif
marduk
did somebody call me
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Rye Guy
It's amazing how this bird can be classified as undiscovered considering it's size and that it's average intelligence is akin to a five year olds by most eyewitness acounts.
MadEyePixie
This whole thread cracks me up. laugh.gif
MJB222
QUOTE(marduk @ Mar 28 2005, 09:29 PM)
It's bad enough trying to explain to my kids that just cos sesame says so their imaginary friends are not going to become real at some point.
Nor are they going to be mammoths
Kids are bad enough without 800 tonnes of extinct pachyderms running round my place knocking the goldfish over
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LOL laugh.gif
MJB222
QUOTE(The Roswell Man @ Mar 29 2005, 06:53 AM)
i'll give u a weird bird

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hows this thread relevant ppl? hmm.gif  huh.gif  disgust.gif  no.gif
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Ugh, it's creepy!
Walken
This thread should be where ever it's been moved to. sad.gif
Gabriel
i saw a furry monster, he was blue and thin. had a knight helmet on and a cape, called him self super Grover. i saw him in the middle of the town square, with Guy Smiley.
Walken
This thread is really unorigonal. It's been done before.

And it's only funny when it's in the crypto forum because people take it seriously til they click on it.
star_child
But I am a weird bird, hunni-lambio. A weird rug, according to you.
Walken
I hate that kind of slang. Women are not birds.
Conspiracy
yes ive heared these sightings of wooly mammoths and big birds running around.. o.o
marduk
QUOTE(Walken @ Mar 30 2005, 05:47 PM)
This thread is really unorigonal. It's been done before.

And it's only funny when it's in the crypto forum because people take it seriously til they click on it.
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yeah but walken i did this site just for you so that you can develop your sense of humour
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