A NOSE
I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
PEANUT BUTTER
I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A CRANE
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?
THE TITANIC
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A TENT
When I go in, I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A DENTIST
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A WEDDING RING
All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
AN ELEVATOR
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
CHEWING GUM
If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A NEWSPAPER BOY
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