Magikman
Dec 18 2001, 09:48 PM
Even more rare than cases of ‘Spontaneous Human Combustion’ is the dreaded condition known as ‘Spontaneous Cranial Explosion’, where a persons head actually explodes without noticeable outside influence or cause. Here is a link to a web site that documents a couple of cases;
http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/mkgray/head-explode.html Heads up Mr. X, this may interest you in particular. ;D
MAGIKMAN
:D
Mr-X
Dec 19 2001, 04:04 AM
Hmmmmmm why would it interest me for? lol.
I guess you should'nt think too hard these days in fear of your head exploding. X
Tommy
Dec 21 2001, 02:29 AM
LOL
This sounds promising. This is off that site:-
"Although HCE is very rare, it can kill. Dr. Martinenko says knowing you have the condition can greatly improve your odds of surviving it. A "yes" answer to any three of the following seven questions could mean that you have HCE:
Does your head sometimes ache when you think too hard? (Head pain can indicate overloaded brain circuits.)
Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound in your ears? (It could be the sound of electricity in the skull cavity.)
Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a thought out of your head? (This is a possible sign of too much electrical activity in the cerebral cortex.)
Do you spend more than five hours a day reading, balancing your checkbook, or other thoughtful activity? (A common symptom of HCE is a tendency to over-use the brain.)
When you get angry or frustrated do you feel pressure in your temples? (Friends of people who died of HCE say the victims often complained of head pressure in times of strong emotion.)
Do you ever overeat on ice cream, doughnuts and other sweets? (A craving for sugar is typical of people with too much electrical pressure in the cranium.)
Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? (HCE sufferers are often introspective, "over-thinking" their lives.)"
sounds like we've all got 'the symptoms' of SHC!! :o
Tommy :D
Mystify
Dec 21 2001, 04:45 AM
Well i know I have at least 3 of those symptoms...
Here's some more info
http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/2U65.html
Magikman
Dec 21 2001, 05:32 AM
Oh, no,
MYSTIFY, say it ain't so!

:o :o :P
Well I guess that answers your question as to what has happened to all the forum members, Mr. X. :-/
MAGIKMAN :D
Dowdy
Dec 21 2001, 07:56 AM
There's also cases of animals exploding aswell.
the exploding cat, Peppi, who detonated without explanation in the Anmer Lodge Old Folks Home in London and 26,000 chickens (all fortunately dead at the time) that expoded on Larry Mohler's ranch in Oregon.
There's also a case of an 82 year old patient of Nottingham Hospital who exploded in 1988 while he was having surgery.
Mystify
Dec 21 2001, 04:34 PM
That is a cool pic MM.
Here`s a theory, what if all these people just sold there soul to the devil and when payment time came... well. POUFF!! LOL
;)
odinsupreme
Dec 22 2001, 11:04 PM
Isn't this a joke? It seems prtty far fetched if you ask me. A chess player who's head blew apart.. Poor Einstein, imagen what would happend to him if they had invented that disease some years earlier..
Odin Supreme 8)
Guest
Jan 24 2002, 09:26 PM
How can you "invent" a disease? How can someone's head explode? It's not like their haed is full of gunpowder, or is it? ???
PurpleStuart
Jan 30 2002, 12:12 AM
Yes it is a joke, it was an article in one of those papers who come up with such headlines as "WWII bomber found on moon!" followed the week after by "WWII bomber disappears from moon!"
dean-g
Jan 30 2002, 01:02 AM
aaahhhh!! you read the sunday sport as well ps! 8) ;D
Kira
Jan 30 2002, 11:53 PM
:o you mean to say that those stories aren't true??? ohhh... and any way is there anything to read in the Sunday Sport????... I was lead to believe it is all pictures...... :P
PurpleStuart
Jan 31 2002, 08:43 PM
I think we had this conversation before in a previous forum ;D
soleil de mer
Nov 17 2003, 07:04 AM

am I going to explode?

no dont think so.It would have had apend a long time ago
Sorry for the rest of the world
I did not explode
espdracomth
Nov 18 2003, 02:13 AM
I think I I'm going to start wearing a helmet, especially since I answered yes to all the quesetions. Ohhhh no.
Kryso
Nov 18 2003, 02:22 AM
There must be a hidden Government Conspiracy hidden in between the lines here somewhere... <thinking really hard> BOOM, pop, dribble… Room needs redecorating!
I think the official name for this is, the Werzil Gummage head problem!
klamath
Nov 18 2003, 02:36 AM
OMG - My time is coming. All this time I thought it was migraines. Now I know that I only have a limited time (head explodes and falls on the keyboard)
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Xenojjin
Nov 18 2003, 02:46 AM
JTHM"I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY !!
"-inside joke for me and whoever else has read JTHM
saxcatz
Nov 19 2003, 04:23 PM
I'm going to deduce from the fact that the only article I can find written by this subject was written by the "Weekly World News" that this is a bunch of bologna and probably never happened. The names are probably even made up. Anyone want to research the chess player allegedly involved?
*MoG*
Nov 19 2003, 04:54 PM
I wonder if you can get a sick note for this????
moe eubleck
Nov 19 2003, 07:42 PM
| QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Nov 19 2003, 03:54 PM) |
I wonder if you can get a sick note for this???? |
As long as you don't ask Mrs Venus, commonly known by students as 'The V.E.T.'
alienmojo
Nov 23 2003, 12:40 AM
Let us not forget the "Spontaneous Scrotum Implosion" or the infamous "Pretty Quick Big Toe Meltdown." In the jungles of Peru there is even talk of the "Peculiar Nose Disappearence."
Blood Angel
Nov 23 2003, 02:00 AM
I can understand dead chickens exploding (gases from decomposition). But a persons head suddenly turning into mince, sound umm like a crock of crap, like that movie with the people that had those necklaces with bombs attached, and when they went beyond the perimeter their melons popped. XD mmm Discount barber @_@
babyforrest
Nov 23 2003, 02:19 AM
Could you imagine a doctor performing a serious and long surgery, and all of a sudden, without warning BAM SPLAT SQUISH...damn we lost another one. Now what?
Blood Angel
Nov 23 2003, 02:27 AM
Your gutted if you wanted a open coffin at your funeral XD!!!
Bruno
Nov 25 2003, 01:58 PM
Looks like something outta "Scanners", from Cronenberg.
What i like best are the symptomes, like craving for sugar!
As soon as i have a son, i'll teach him everyday that sweets are bad for your head, not your teeth.
saxcatz
Dec 3 2003, 10:03 PM
| QUOTE (Xenojjin @ Nov 17 2003, 05:46 PM) |
JTHM
"I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY !! "
-inside joke for me and whoever else has read JTHM |
Nail Bunny rox!!!
Xenojjin
Dec 6 2003, 07:30 PM
Nice to see someone else reads JTHM ! It is the greatest comic ever in my opinion , lets just hope the moderators don't think this makes us totally insane .
dantheman2435
Dec 28 2003, 09:48 PM

my head go boom? no me dont want to get head go boom me want head stay were is ..... ohh i've gone crossed eyed ... Hurry suck yourn brains into your spine!!!!/
zygon
Dec 29 2003, 12:18 AM
| QUOTE (Mystic Mog @ Nov 19 2003, 03:54 PM) |
I wonder if you can get a sick note for this???? |
lol here's a template for you to use
dear Mr/Mrs .......
please excuse my son/daughter from ___________ as thinking too hard may cause his/her head to explode
yours sincerely
Mr/Mrs ________
{signature}
print name here
superfly911911
Dec 29 2003, 12:46 AM
finally an excuse to not do homework.
thefirstman
Dec 29 2003, 01:06 AM
Hey iv had a headache for 6 consecutive days,when i wake up in the morning and when i go to bed is when it is the worst.Am at risk of this?or is it something else?
tired_dad
Dec 31 2003, 03:09 AM
So that is why stuff keeps dribbling out my ears!! I had a dud!!
What I think is interesting (Oh no here he goes again) is that all these amazing events take place somewhere other than in a slightly more civilized area. I mean come on, how often is it that it always happens in remote Russia, the highlands of Brazil or the swamps of Mississippi. It never takes place in the middle of downtown NYC.
I have to go now and put out the lit fuse hanging out of my ears.
Ancient World Wonders
Dec 31 2003, 06:05 AM
| QUOTE (superfly911911 @ Dec 28 2003, 07:46 PM) |
finally an excuse to not do homework. |
"Mrs. Wickerberk, I wasn't able to do my homework last night because I felt if I did I would suffer a spontaneous cranial explosion."
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