The following is a true story: Rob is a commercial saturation diver. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. The water was cold and to make things warm they have this water heater that sucks up sea water heats it then pumps it back down. Well he puts the warm hose down the back of his wet suit. This fills his suit with nice warm water. What happened was the suction part sucked up a jelly fish chewed it up and pumped into his suit. Now since he did not have any hair on his back the jelly fish could not stick to it. But the crack of his butt was not so. What he thought was an itch was actually the jelly fish and he scratched and ground it in! OUCH He informed the dive supervisor over the comm. and could not understand what was said due to the fact he and five other divers were laughing hysterically. He aborted the dive and had to make three decompression stops totalling 35 min. As he hit the surface he was wearing nothing but the brass helmet. The medic with tears of laughter running down his cheeks handed him a tube of cream and told him to rub it on his butt as soon as he got into the decompression chamber. The cream put the fire out, but he could not poop for two days because his butt was swollen shut. So the next time you are having a bad day at work just keep saying I LOVE MY JOB

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I'm sorry but that is just too funny! Im sure it was painful...but oh man! :woot:

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Woah! LOL I gotta show this to the hubby! That poor man! ha!

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well atleast it wasnt a eel