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houseonfire
i recently saw a magazine (it wasnt the Inquirer or any magazine of that type) that said that a Psycic said he looked to the future and saw Jesus returning on 9/11/05 i thought the man was going crazy, but now i dont know?

im trying to find the article on the internet but cant onece i find it ill post the whole thing
BurnSide
Jesus has been returning for hundreds of years.
He's sure taking his time with it.
houseonfire
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Apr 6 2005, 06:28 PM)
Jesus has been returning for hundreds of years.
He's sure taking his time with it.
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WO burn side you became a mod grin2.gif
BurnSide
Yes i did, about a month ago. original.gif
Austin#1
No one knows exactly for sure when Jesus will return, except Christ himself. If none of u have noticed, a lot of the things that have been predicted, have not happend when they said they would.
houseonfire
QUOTE(Austin#1 @ Apr 6 2005, 06:36 PM)
No one knows exactly for sure when Jesus will return, except Christ himself. If none of u have noticed, a lot of the things that have been predicted, have not happend when they said they would.
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yes very true
Tricia-Ann
Here's a fresh angle-

The Alien culture known as the 'Annunaki' from the planet Nibiru will soon be sending their version of Jesus Christ. This race is supposed to be responsible for 'seeding' the earth (see Genesis). They will return soon as Nibiru comes close to earth (it enters solar system once every 3600 yrs). They will try to make direct contact through this character. Whether they are 'good' guys or 'bad' you will have to judge for yourself.
whoa182
Jesus will never return... Like the rest of us humans, once you are dead, you are nothing
Stellar
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The Alien culture known as the 'Annunaki' from the planet Nibiru will soon be sending their version of Jesus Christ.


No they wont.

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They will return soon as Nibiru comes close to earth (it enters solar system once every 3600 yrs).


Theres no indication of any planet nearing our solar system.

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bboy
QUOTE(Austin#1 @ Apr 6 2005, 11:36 AM)
No one knows exactly for sure when Jesus will return, except Christ himself. If none of u have noticed, a lot of the things that have been predicted, have not happend when they said they would.
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Actually God is the only one who knows. original.gif
dmgspycat
QUOTE(whoa182 @ Apr 6 2005, 02:54 PM)
Jesus will never return...  Like the rest of us humans, once you are dead, you are nothing
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While I agrea about the jesus scenario to be a blatant lie, I am not so sure there isn't something after death. I say this because of NDE's...there just seems to be more to life than just a physical realm...but who can say?
matthewgoad
With so many of you conspiracy theorists out there that are so open to believe some of the craziest mess I have ever heard. I am slightly suprised that more of you don't believe in Christ, and that He will return. With your openess I guess I thought you would have found Jesus and invited Him into your heart so that someday you will have everlasting life in heaven. It's very simple to do so. All you have to do is admit that you are a sinner and that you've messed up in life. Then invite Jesus into your heart, acknowledge his existance, tell Him that you are sorry for what you've done and you want to change. God's love for us is awesome, and no matter what you have done in life He will forgive you for it. There's nothing you can do to change His love for you. He's loved you from the beginning. He even went to the cross and died to prove that. He took each of our sins with Him on that cross and took our place. He died for our sins. We should have been the one up there, and yet God's grace and mercy have allowed for us not to have to go through that. We can spend eternity in heaven, not in hell if we allow Jesus into our heart.

Chris_com28
Tell me why this Christ theory is any less crazy.

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It's very simple to do so.

Eternal happiness is simple? One of the reasons I find it hard to believe is that they seem to let almost anyone in as long as you follow their rules. I would have though that the final resting place would be a little harder to get into than most colleges or secret societies.

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All you have to do is admit that you are a sinner and that you've messed up in life. Then invite Jesus into your heart, acknowledge his existance, tell Him that you are sorry for what you've done and you want to change.

How would we be able to admit our sins if we had no idea what are actually sins? Prove the existence of Jesus, prove that sins exist, prove that an eternal soul exists, then we'll talk redemption and eternal happiness.
You talk about crazy theories, but this is just a crazy. At least people provide evidence here, unlike you. And please don't give me that "I felt high after praying now I no nothing about human biology but I know that humans have no control over their hormones unless done by Jesus. So it MUST be done by Jesus Christ!"
Gabriel
Jesus has been returning for hundreds of years.
He's sure taking his time with it.

hes a showman hes loves the hype. j/k
Zeus
I will make sure he doesn't return....Damned if humans need a preacher to tell them how to live. anyone would think humans need nannying. will they never think for themselves and live as one. If humans need jesus then they all really need the gass chambers because if they still can't learn from the birds and the bees, the elephants and the monkey's on how to live then what the fkcu is jesus going to do to make humans better. create earthquakes and lava flows and fire in the sky....hmmmm...not a bad idea....pity about the rest of the animal life here to come though...but then again that's jesus and god for you...
matthewgoad
Well I have managed to get a couple articles on what sin is for you. Let me know what you think

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/robin.brace/ntlsin.htm

http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/whatsin.htm

http://yeshivahanateev.org/daily/sin.html



Look man I'm not telling you to become Christian, I was just telling you my beliefs, as each person on here tells what they believe. Christianity is a religion. But knowing God, man that's a relationship with the one who created heaven and earth. Dude that's just awesome. I don't feel "high" when I pray. I feel excited. I believe that Jesus hears our prayers and can change things. Miracles can happen my friends. Ya know, I'm nothing special. I'm just a guy. But I know Jesus, He is within me. He has set me free from my sin and I will spend eternity in heaven. Knowing Jesus is more that doing good in life and working hard. Being a chrisitian is about having faith. I can't prove to you that Jesus exists, like I said I'm not anyone special but I will be happy to tell you more about Him. I can tell you alot. I will even pray with you if you life. I am definitely praying for you. No one ever said that life wasn't going to be hard. Because it is. It's real hard sometimes, but the rewards of knowing Jesus far outweigh the consequences of spending eternity in hell. That's all I'm saying.


If you want to know a little bit more about how to become a chrisitian I am putting a link in for you.

http://www.lehrmangroup.com/verse/saved.html
Irish
Non Believers have an ability that is no longer available to believers.

That ability is to challenge God to prove His existence to you as an individual.
He will reveal Himself to each soul in His creation on a personal level that you can only share but not give.
Do NOT take this challenge lightly for many it is a life long formulation of that proof.
First you must recognize that we as humans are indeed a product of divine creation.
Then communication with the creator is possible.
Ernest prayer asking for revelation of His existence.
And be prepared for a startling answer.

I will Caution you again do not take this challenge lightly as it will be the most important thing you will do in your entire lifetime.

All The Best
Irish

gsr
Matthew 24:
42Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
43But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
44Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
45Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
47Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.

48But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
49And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
50The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
whoa182
QUOTE(dmgspycat @ Apr 7 2005, 04:24 AM)
QUOTE(whoa182 @ Apr 6 2005, 02:54 PM)
Jesus will never return...  Like the rest of us humans, once you are dead, you are nothing
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While I agrea about the jesus scenario to be a blatant lie, I am not so sure there isn't something after death. I say this because of NDE's...there just seems to be more to life than just a physical realm...but who can say?
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But they were not dead.

no1 can come back from bioligical death.

We have to think of death in a different way now. As you may know, some people have had their heart and brain stop for upto 65minutes and then revived because of being in cold water. They were not dead because you cannot bring a dead person back to life.
GuardianAngel
jesus will return but only the FAther knows.......... thumbsup.gif
jjtss
If Jesus does return, he is the most forgiving messenger in the universe. I certainly would not return to save any one (or their progeny) who ridiculed me, tortured me, and then killed me. Somehow, I don't think he will be the same loving and forgiving Saint we were told about. He may have changed.
Zeus
I hope so....
Chris_com28
[QUOTE]Well I have managed to get a couple articles on what sin is for you. Let me know what you think[/QUOTE]
That's the problem with sin. People inject their own definition of what sin is based on their religious believes and so we can never really know what sin means. You can't prove that Christ exists or needs our love, therefore you can't prove that rejecting Christ is a sin. The only sin is something that causes hate and separates us from each other.

[QUOTE]Look man I'm not telling you to become Christian, I was just telling you my beliefs, as each person on here tells what they believe.[/QUOTE]
Yes you are. I can tell someone telling their beliefs to someone wanting to add another notch to the headboard of their bed. Why else would you post something as off topic as this? It's a blatant advertisement. I may be weak but I'm not gullible.

[/QUOTE]I am definitely praying for you.[QUOTE]
That's wonderful. I guess I will find peace after all.

[/QUOTE]If you want to know a little bit more about how to become a chrisitian I am putting a link in for you.[QUOTE]
You really don't get it do you? Incase you really can't tell I have no interest in becoming Christian. Sorry, man. No sale this time.
Zeus
But pleeease become a christian, there you can always the enjoy he drinking blood and eating flesh ceremony, they even do it in public... *licks lips in drooling anticipation*
Chris_com28
I have to admit that always has made Christianity slightly interesting. Too bad they don't have some kind of ritual sacrifice aswell.
gsr
Matthew 24:
36But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
37But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

fallingalien
no um, jesus siad he would come back 2000 years after his death. that guy probly just guessed about the 911 thing or lied. but jesus should be coming soon....
Stellar
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but jesus should be coming soon....


Jesus should have already came, if the bible were true. He said that the end times will happen before his disciples' generation ends.
The Nameless One
And on that special day Jesus came down to earth not to punish the wicked, and not to save the blessed, but to go to the corner pub, and have an ice cold miller high life. Once he drank his high life, he had a vision from god, and god said you must find the fabled moonpie located in the legendary scrumptralesant cave of chessypoofs and hobblepots, and you must stop TNO, Moe, and the Knights who say knee from retrieving it, you must not allow them from vanquishing the entire vampire army. So jesus went forth to the legendary scrumptralesant cave of chessypoofs and hobblepots, but on his journey he encounterd close encounters of the 6.4th kind and he met steven speilberg who then told him to leave this wretched place and come to hollywood where he could make millions of dollors, and so FORTH was born the movie The Fashion of Christ.

And the whole world watched in ahhh, and everyone were soon whereing old, but new styles of clothing such as togas, and little pink hearted boxer briefs...

Too be continued.......

TNO..... cool.gif
Tricia-Ann
Stella
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Theres no indication of any planet nearing our solar system


Then why has so many old observatories around the world now been switched back on, including the Vaticans?

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There is also discussion about the return of a planet with a 3600 year orbit around our Sun. Many refer to this planet as Nibiru (Planet of the Crossing). It is suggested that the orbit of Nibiru will bring it into our system via the southern hemisphere. Many will debate the logistics of a planet on a 3600 year orbit however it is interesting to note that many of the offline telescopes in the southern hemisphere have been reactivated, including the Vatican’s Observatory! What exactly is happening in the southern hemisphere that would warrant the reactivation of so many Observatories? Without a doubt, something is happening. I’d say that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put the pieces together to form a picture.


Read more about the Nibiru here:
http://www.book-of-thoth.com/article1143.html
Stellar
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Then why has so many old observatories around the world now been switched back on, including the Vaticans?


Thats evidence for another solar planet as much as it is evidence of a pink dinosaur flying through space.

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Read more about the Nibiru here:


I know all about all the Nibiru stories. Theres no evidence of it though.
seeking
oh god not the planet x bs again
dmgspycat
QUOTE(matthewgoad @ Apr 7 2005, 08:32 AM)
With so many of you conspiracy theorists out there that are so open to believe some of the craziest mess I have ever heard. I am slightly suprised that more of you don't believe in Christ, and that He will return. With your openess I guess I thought you would have found Jesus and invited Him into your heart so that someday you will have everlasting life in heaven. It's very simple to do so. All you have to do is admit that you are a sinner and that you've messed up in life. Then invite Jesus into your heart, acknowledge his existance, tell Him that you are sorry for what you've done and you want to change.  God's love for us is awesome, and no matter what you have done in life He will forgive you for it. There's nothing you can do to change His love for you. He's loved you from the beginning. He even went to the cross and died to prove that. He took each of our sins with Him on that cross and took our place. He died for our sins. We should have been the one up there, and yet God's grace and mercy have allowed for us not to have to go through that. We can spend eternity in heaven, not in hell if we allow Jesus into our heart.
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Then whats he want with a bunch of crazy followers starting crusades, inquisitions determing what cultures have thier history burned because its considered to be "unholy"...dividing ouselves over silly child-like fairie tales and stories made by men but treated as if it ewas written by the finger of god himself...good grief. DOn't get all sentimental on us over a fictional story...embelished with outlandish miracles and pagan rituals...what self respecting human being is going to believe in this stuff?
How many christians do I see supporting this war over a lie? While they all vowed to "clean " the white house of that "evil"Clinton...lol You guys are hypocrites.
jessicalawes11
You guys can have youre own opinion on Christianity, but you will NEVER change my faith! I don't dislike you any more for not being in the same religion as me, as we are all different. I guess I kind of have my own look on Christianity, as I think some things differently than others, but surely it is the same everywhere?

My point is, (Even though it's not clear!) we all have different veiws, and you shouldn't throw others off as stupid ideas with stupid people to match. We are just different. No biggie.
Chris_com28
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You guys can have youre own opinion on Christianity, but you will NEVER change my faith!

I don't think anyone here really wants to. I (and I'm sure others do) just hate it when people promote their relious views like this. A proper discussion is fine but once you turn it from one discussion into an advertisement...
iI feel it's good to challegende each others view and discuss the evidence shown to gain another perspective but I would never actively convert anyone. They can only show you the door, it's up to you to walk through it.
Amalgamut
"Behold..........I come quickly"

Revelation 22:12
Kismit



quick look busy! ohmy.gif
Falco Rex
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"Behold......I come quickly"



Try thinking about baseball..
Amalgamut
QUOTE(Falco Rex @ Apr 10 2005, 06:51 PM)
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"Behold......I come quickly"



Try thinking about baseball..
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I was thinking more along the lines of Soccer, but I suppose baseball will do.
eckogangsta
The Bible says no man shall know when Jesus comes again, doesnt it? So all these predictions are wrong.
Amalgamut
QUOTE(eckogangsta @ Apr 10 2005, 06:58 PM)
The Bible says no man shall know when Jesus comes again, doesnt it? So all these predictions are wrong.
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Yes, it says "no man, no angel, or even the son will know the time. Only the Father knows."
Chris_com28
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"Behold..........I come quickly"

Doesn't he sound like an ideal boyfriend?
Amalgamut
QUOTE(Chris_com28 @ Apr 10 2005, 07:16 PM)
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"Behold..........I come quickly"

Doesn't he sound like an ideal boyfriend?
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Sorry man, I'm not gay.
Chris_com28
Who do you think you are? David Icke?
Amalgamut
QUOTE(Chris_com28 @ Apr 10 2005, 08:09 PM)
Who do you think you are? David Icke?
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No
Chris_com28
Note it was also an open ended question.
AffinityForEvil
nothing happens when its suposed to but all ways happens eventually
Magikman
QUOTE(Amalgamut @ Apr 11 2005, 02:01 AM)
QUOTE(eckogangsta @ Apr 10 2005, 06:58 PM)
The Bible says no man shall know when Jesus comes again, doesnt it? So all these predictions are wrong.
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Yes, it says "no man, no angel, or even the son will know the time. Only the Father knows."
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Well then, really no point in debating the issue is there?
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