I am a ’57 Chevy hubcappist.


When I say I am a 57 Chevy Hubcappist,
I am saying that I praise all Models
But will bend my knee a bit further
For that one shinny piece of chrome

When I say I am a 57 Chevy Hubcappist,
I will respect those that own other makes
Lest their hubcaps be brighter than mine.

When I say I am a 57 Chevy Hubcappist,
I know the ’57 was created for me.
But I also understand that Malibu is for the young,
Corvette is for the older,
And Nova for everyone else.


When I say I am a 57 Chevy Hubcappist,
I know I cannot drive upon the waters,
Lest I sink to the bottom,
Like a rock.

Hey, I'm a Ford man myself. I guess that makes me your anti-Chevyhubcappist..
Do we have to spend several hundred years in a pointless holy war now?

Say it ain't so Falco

No, we shall not enter into a holy war.

We shall settle our differences like real worshipers of the almighty motor.


Figure 8 Track!!!!

Yeah baby! Allow me to introduce my archbishop...NASCARS own Jimmy Johnson!


I can hear the lock snapping shut on this thread already..

hmm...

are all the car religions invited?
some of those german and italian "gods" could certianly put on a good show?

porsche: why settle for less?

C'mon in. It'll be one hell of a race!



..was that blasphemy?

If they do.....

I cry religious persecution

Infidels!

Sieze them!

(The pre-1972 Chevy 'cuda is the One True Car)

GM/CHEVY RULES
FORD SUCKS!!!

Didn't take long for the fanatics to come out did it? It seems stillcrazys' little joke thread has shown us all something valueable..


It's subtle. Take your time folks..

Prius woman, all the way!

I'm still pondering what this has to do with religion...

what the hell does this have to do with Spirituality & Skepticism this topic dosent belong here some 1 lock it or remove it please

seriously?

it was a joke, i think!

however:
the lesson can be that anything can be turned into a god, or an idle, or worshipped. Religion is simply placing something above yourself and submitting to it (without question).

I want to play. Is there room in your world for a BMW hubcapist living in a family of Chevy hubcapists???

yeah right

People actually do that? (Joking)

Sadly, they do.

Wouldn't surprise me.

sat·ire Audio pronunciation of "satire" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (str)
n.

1.
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.


atire

n : witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift [syn: sarcasm, irony, caustic remark]

source ;p

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Your first post was removed for a reason, don't attempt to repost it again.

MM

Ah I didn't no if I posted it or not but I just realized that.

In the interest of maintaining harmony I'm going to move this to the 'jokes' category. Lets try and keep the humor lighthearted and as inoffensive as possible, thank you for your cooperation.

What!!!!!

My faith has been attacked and negated as a Joke and humor. Our wise but uninformed moderator has never read the scriptures of the faith found in Hot Rod magazine. He also ain't never been to L.A. where the auto is god and lord over all.

I shall have to pray as we were taught for this poor toyota owner.

Our Chevy, thou art in our garage,
Hollowed be thy grill.
Thy engine Hum,
thy wheels be spun,
on asphalt as in dirt.
Give us this day a tank of gas,
And forgive us our speed,
has we forgive those who speed against us.
Lead us not unto dead end streets
and deliver us from the police.
For thy has the power and the chrome,
forever and ever.


At least some of you got the point I was making.