stop staring at him!
he'll report you for stalking
eye candy indeed
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eye candy indeed
stick to the real thing, chick!
(he doesn't like you)
stick to the real thing, chick!
(he doesn't like you)
(he doesn't like you)
because I'm to good for him
just get over it
because I'm to good for him
just get over it
just get over it
they don't have glazed monkey heads
just order some fries
they don't have glazed monkey heads
just order some fries
just order some fries
sorry sorry no no no
just shut up will you
sorry sorry no no no
just shut up will you
just shut up will you
your voice is irritating
and is on my nerves
your voice is irritating
and is on my nerves
and is on my nerves
like butter on a biscuit
give me more prezzies?
like butter on a biscuit
give me more prezzies?
give me more prezzies?
they are some very nice gifts
getting is SO nice
they are some very nice gifts
getting is SO nice
getting is SO nice
this makes us blarggle wumbo
patrick is NOT gay
this makes us blarggle wumbo
patrick is NOT gay
patrick is NOT gay
we all know this to be true
and calm down some, Moe
we all know this to be true
and calm down some, Moe
and calm down some, Moe
why does it have to be hard
no, it's not your fault
why does it have to be hard
no, it's not your fault
no, it's not your fault
i saw the dog spill the milk-
we'll go get some more
i saw the dog spill the milk-
we'll go get some more
we'll go get some more
due to that rats are coming
they scare me big time
due to that rats are coming
they scare me big time
they scare me big time
face down they float- bloated stench
of rotten corpses
face down they float- bloated stench
of rotten corpses
of rotten corpses
we need not speak of at all
how dare you do that!
we need not speak of at all
how dare you do that!
how dare you do that!
don't mock me when I'm talking
just sit there and weep
don't mock me when I'm talking
just sit there and weep
just sit there and weep
cry over what might have been
it would serve you right!
cry over what might have been
it would serve you right!
it would serve you right!
not to second guess my point
leave it all alone
not to second guess my point
leave it all alone
leave it all alone
so the argument can end
why did you start it?!?
so the argument can end
why did you start it?!?
why did you start it?!?
I did not start it, you did
hurry up and leave
I did not start it, you did
hurry up and leave
hurry up and leave
from the cave of icky darkness
leave us now for good
from the cave of icky darkness
leave us now for good
leave us now for good
I want some peace and quiet
everyone be still
I want some peace and quiet
everyone be still
Everyone be still
Let me think or i will kill
boys who dont stand still
Let me think or i will kill
boys who dont stand still
boys who dont stand still
are nervy and make me mad
madness should end now
are nervy and make me mad
madness should end now
madness should end now
and then we'll play the specials
man, i love my ska
dot should like that one
and then we'll play the specials
man, i love my ska
dot should like that one
man, i love my ska
better in a dark bar, meet
me at the Horseshoe
better in a dark bar, meet
me at the Horseshoe
me at the horseshoe
just off spadina, too many beer
1982
just off spadina, too many beer
1982
1982
jeceris, a black eyed punk
tell me, did you strut?
jeceris, a black eyed punk
tell me, did you strut?
tell me, did you stre?
to tell the truth, i'm not sure
beer stained memories
to tell the truth, i'm not sure
beer stained memories
beer stained memories
synchronicity tour, with
police, and pete tosh
synchronicity tour, with
police, and pete tosh
police, and pete tosh
purple mikes, yes I saw god
flashing trails of light
purple mikes, yes I saw god
flashing trails of light
flashing trails of light
I create universes
funky fungus jive
I create universes
funky fungus jive
funky fungus jive
can be hard to understand
if you don't know it
can be hard to understand
if you don't know it
funky fungus jive
now that causes quite a stir
it should be banned
now that causes quite a stir
it should be banned
it should be banned
Making people really weird
Throw it in the bin
Making people really weird
Throw it in the bin
Throw it in the bin:
rustling garbage spirals...
Damn. I missed again.
(Lovely haiku-ing
I do remember it well
I missed 5-7-5)
rustling garbage spirals...
Damn. I missed again.
(Lovely haiku-ing
I do remember it well
I missed 5-7-5)
Damn. I missed again.
if only i could hit it
then i might win some...
if only i could hit it
then i might win some...
Then i might win some
A soft, sticky teddy bear
Might make me happy
A soft, sticky teddy bear
Might make me happy
might make me happy
some cookies, they surely would
if i could eat some
some cookies, they surely would
if i could eat some
if i could eat some
a small slice of the rainbow
flavour of colour
a small slice of the rainbow
flavour of colour
flavour of colour
fragrance of hopes and wishes
spirit of her smile
fragrance of hopes and wishes
spirit of her smile
spirit of her smile
thaws the frozen wasteland of
a barren heart
thaws the frozen wasteland of
a barren heart
a barren heart
lies frozen in the wasteland
of unreturned love
lies frozen in the wasteland
of unreturned love
Of unreturned love,
Great horrible darkness is made.
Darkness that will feed
Great horrible darkness is made.
Darkness that will feed
darkness that will feed
off my beaming inner soul
i've got lots to spare
off my beaming inner soul
i've got lots to spare
i've got lots to spare
and yes, it's the worlds biggest
submarine sandwich
and yes, it's the worlds biggest
submarine sandwich
submarine sandwich
sitting upon my dashboard
for seven days now
sitting upon my dashboard
for seven days now
for seven days now
the smell is getting to me
may faint very soon
the smell is getting to me
may faint very soon
may faint very soon
smelling decayed meat and bread
good-bye i've fainted
smelling decayed meat and bread
good-bye i've fainted
good-bye i've fainted
a spider quickly crawls by
stomach clenched in fear
a spider quickly crawls by
stomach clenched in fear
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