enough allready
there's no need for more taunting
he's allready crying
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he's allready crying
now just leave it as it is
nothing can be done
now just leave it as it is
nothing can be done
nothing can be done
and so i leave, relieved
i feel no shame
and so i leave, relieved
i feel no shame
i feel no shame
because I feel nothing
numbness can be good
because I feel nothing
numbness can be good
numbness can be good
root canals suck big lemons
leave your freak at home
root canals suck big lemons
leave your freak at home
Leave your freak at home.
that mongrel won't talk, Betty.
No haiku for you.
that mongrel won't talk, Betty.
No haiku for you.
no haiku for you
and no doughnuts either, you,
you toffee nosed git
and no doughnuts either, you,
you toffee nosed git
YOu toffee nosed git.
That ain't no tractor, you knob.
Don't bogart the chips.
That ain't no tractor, you knob.
Don't bogart the chips.
Don't bogart the chips
i want some tortilla, too
leave some salsa, please
i want some tortilla, too
leave some salsa, please
Don't bogart the chips.
leave them as they are, you hear
now don't change a thing
leave them as they are, you hear
now don't change a thing
now don't change a thing
or post at same time as me
wait 'til i'm done, chick!
or post at same time as me
wait 'til i'm done, chick!
What the . . . . you beat me Fox Girl! 
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wait 'til i'm done, chick!
oh well, things happen don't they
just go with the flow
just go with the flow
do what everyone else does
and don't rock the boat
do what everyone else does
and don't rock the boat
and don't rock the boat
because you're making me sick
can't stand the swaying
because you're making me sick
can't stand the swaying
can't stand the swaying
except under the covers
swaying can feel good
except under the covers
swaying can feel good
swaying can feel good
so can falling down the stairs
do not hurt yourself
so can falling down the stairs
do not hurt yourself
do not hurt yourself
to do that can be awful
be careful next time
to do that can be awful
be careful next time
be careful next time
don't ever do that again!
you scared me quite bad....
don't ever do that again!
you scared me quite bad....
you scared me quite bad....
why must that always happen
don't you know better
why must that always happen
don't you know better
Don't you know better
Than to eat uncooked oysters?
You gonna get sick!
Than to eat uncooked oysters?
You gonna get sick!
You gonna get sick!
Don't blame me, I told you so
You never listen
Don't blame me, I told you so
You never listen
You never listen
really, i think you ought to
it might do you good
really, i think you ought to
it might do you good
it might do you good
what others say is alright
you need to mind them
what others say is alright
you need to mind them
you need to mind them
or you might get in trouble
don't want that, do you?
or you might get in trouble
don't want that, do you?
don't want that, do you?
what we all want is something
something to do now
what we all want is something
something to do now
Something to do now.
Step up to this cheese log, ma'am
Mind the spatula.
Step up to this cheese log, ma'am
Mind the spatula.
Mind the spatula.
try not to fall and get hurt
that won't be pretty
try not to fall and get hurt
that won't be pretty
That wont be pretty,
If it does happen.
then there's hope.
If it does happen.
then there's hope.
then there's hope.
a challenge is not that hard
if taken head on
a challenge is not that hard
if taken head on
If taken head on,
Then there's surely hope.
For i am that.
Then there's surely hope.
For i am that.
For i am that.
syllables should be counted
it's five seven five
syllables should be counted
it's five seven five
its five seven five
the winning numbers got me
10 million dollars
the winning numbers got me
10 million dollars
10 millon dollars
as rich as me
Master_of_Geeks
as rich as me
Master_of_Geeks
Master_of_Geeks
is something to be proud of
now hold your head up
is something to be proud of
now hold your head up
Now hold your head up
I revive thee from the Depths,
Unholy haiku
I revive thee from the Depths,
Unholy haiku
Unholy haiku
is now revived once again
let us all rejoice
is now revived once again
let us all rejoice
Let us all rejoice
For Snuffs is pretty, indeed.
Hits the pinata.
For Snuffs is pretty, indeed.
Hits the pinata.
hits the pinata
in fairy circle with snuffs
you made my mom mad
in fairy circle with snuffs
you made my mom mad
you made my mom mad
Don't ever give her scissors
If you like your ears
Don't ever give her scissors
If you like your ears
If you like your ears
don't let anyone touch them
only the earrings
don't let anyone touch them
only the earrings
only the earrings
will be allowed to be gold
nothing else will do
will be allowed to be gold
nothing else will do
nothing else will do
so don't be an el cheapo
you can splurge on me
so don't be an el cheapo
you can splurge on me
you can splurge on me
anytime, nativechick-y!
just make it good, please.
anytime, nativechick-y!
just make it good, please.
just make it good, please.
to please is what I do best
for those whom I like
to please is what I do best
for those whom I like
For those whom I like,
I make candy buttons. Lloyd!
Fine and dandy, sir!
I make candy buttons. Lloyd!
Fine and dandy, sir!
Fine and dandy, sir!
peachy keen is very nice
just be gentle now
peachy keen is very nice
just be gentle now
just be gentle now
I've never done this before
Pop in the implants
I've never done this before
Pop in the implants
Pop in the implants
changing to please can be fun
don't over do it
changing to please can be fun
don't over do it
Don't overdo it.
Diet in moderation,
My dear Callista.
Diet in moderation,
My dear Callista.
my dear callista
oh my, I see your ribs now
so fresh and soft white
oh my, I see your ribs now
so fresh and soft white
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