Mr. Fahrenheit
Dec 16 2005, 02:38 AM
So fresh and soft white
Someone poke her with a stick
Smells kinda funny
Me_Again
Dec 16 2005, 02:57 AM
smells kinda funny
funny smells can be yummy
depends on the smell
Beckys_Mom
Dec 16 2005, 03:18 AM
depends on the smell
Can be too weird for your nose to tell
Touching is better
jobot37
Dec 16 2005, 05:59 AM
touching is better
than chewing on someone's arm
that just gets awkward
nativechick1989
Dec 16 2005, 07:16 AM
that just gets awkward
also uncomfortable too
now that sounds awful
Mr. Fahrenheit
Dec 16 2005, 06:29 PM
now that sounds awful
47 cavities.
Now open up wide!
nativechick1989
Dec 16 2005, 07:10 PM
Now open up wide!
something that needs to be seen
will scare you silly
jobot37
Dec 17 2005, 04:50 AM
will scare you silly
probably mad as well
i do that sometimes
nativechick1989
Dec 17 2005, 04:55 AM
i do that sometimes
not that I realize it
something that happens
justcallmefox
Dec 17 2005, 05:04 PM
something that happens
every 7 or 8 years-
comets in the sky
Mr. Fahrenheit
Dec 18 2005, 04:38 AM
Comets in the sky
Burning scarlet fantasy
It is like magic.
nativechick1989
Dec 18 2005, 06:39 AM
It is like magic
it can be so beautiful
wonderful nature
jobot37
Dec 19 2005, 05:40 AM
wonderful nature
except for the mosquitoes
but the trees are always nice
nativechick1989
Dec 19 2005, 07:20 AM
but the trees are always nice
stand so tall and beautiful
aren't they lovely
Koriel
Dec 19 2005, 08:15 AM
I don't understand
Why it's "unholy" Haiku
Tell me what you mean
Mr. Fahrenheit
Dec 19 2005, 11:33 AM
Tell me what you mean
My boy, it's an expression
Like: Holy Haiku!
jobot37
Dec 19 2005, 04:09 PM
Like: Holy Haiku
Like the rising, setting sun
Summons Godzilla
nativechick1989
Dec 19 2005, 05:07 PM
Summons Godzilla
to explain all about this
{un}holy haiku
justcallmefox
Dec 19 2005, 05:09 PM
{un}holy haiku
'tis so much fun to complete
i do it daily
nativechick1989
Dec 19 2005, 05:15 PM
i do it daily
it's just something that I do
so much like clockwork
jobot37
Dec 19 2005, 05:53 PM
so much like clockwork
all those little robot gnomes
who haunt the closet
nativechick1989
Dec 19 2005, 07:28 PM
who haunt the closet
scaring me out of my wits
have to destroy them
jobot37
Dec 20 2005, 12:54 AM
have to destroy them
or just make them go away
cookies will be used
nativechick1989
Dec 20 2005, 06:58 AM
cookies will be used
their fav is chocolate chip
give them what they want
insane_potatoes
Dec 20 2005, 07:15 AM
"Give them what they want!"
Screms the frightend girl through tears
"They are ruthless men!"
He snickers softly.
He snatches her up, "That's right."
"You'll do as I say."
Discouraged, he sighs.
"Kill me if you must." He says.
"But, please, don't kill her."
nativechick1989
Dec 20 2005, 07:52 AM
But, please, don't kill her.
have mercy on the poor girl
she is quite afraid
Koriel
Dec 20 2005, 01:03 PM
She is quite afraid
All alone in the closet
Hearing footstep come.
jeceris
Dec 20 2005, 04:32 PM
hearing footsteps come
i drop the big bag of frogs
the bag jumps away
nativechick1989
Dec 20 2005, 04:36 PM
the bag jumps away
there is nothing I could do
but sit back and watch
jobot37
Dec 20 2005, 06:10 PM
but sit back and watch
the river flow smoothly by
sunday afternoon
insane_potatoes
Dec 21 2005, 01:30 AM
Sunday Afternoon.
Idiots head to the church.
There is not a god.
jobot37
Dec 21 2005, 02:42 AM
there is not a god
except for the mushroom god
deus ex terra
nativechick1989
Dec 21 2005, 07:38 AM
deus ex terra
that is one to remember
it should make some sense
insane_potatoes
Dec 21 2005, 08:23 AM
It should make some sense
That the sky is painted blue.
Still, I am crying.
nativechick1989
Dec 21 2005, 08:31 AM
Still, I am crying.
even though I hate crying
a sign of weakness
jobot37
Dec 21 2005, 07:58 PM
a sign of weakness
the emo kids never stop
crying their eyes out
nativechick1989
Dec 21 2005, 09:21 PM
crying their eyes out
to where they are so puffy
can not open them
jobot37
Dec 21 2005, 10:24 PM
can not open them
all of those damn pickle jars!
get me a hammer
STIX
Dec 21 2005, 10:31 PM
get me a hammer
put it in a pickle jar
cold sweet liquid
STIX
Dec 21 2005, 10:33 PM
cold and sweet liquid
filling my lungs with despair
too much pain to bear
nativechick1989
Dec 21 2005, 10:44 PM
too much pain to bear
why must I be all alone
can't stand the quiet
jobot37
Dec 21 2005, 10:56 PM
cant stand the quiet
so i listen to tunage
wear my cowboy hat
nativechick1989
Dec 21 2005, 11:18 PM
wear my cowboy hat
but I end up with hat hair
Boyfriend can wear it
STIX
Dec 22 2005, 02:02 AM
boyfriend can wear it
but who would want to spare it?
cheese on a bun
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Dec 22 2005, 02:17 AM
cheese on a bun
tossed like confetti at gnomes
I'll take the gouda
nativechick1989
Dec 22 2005, 03:17 AM
I'll take the gouda
it's so mild and tasty
where has it all gone
insane_potatoes
Dec 22 2005, 05:41 AM
Where has it all gone?
I would really like some back.
i miss the Icecream
nativechick1989
Dec 22 2005, 06:42 AM
i miss the Icecream
too bad it melted away
it's no use crying
jobot37
Dec 22 2005, 07:47 AM
its no use crying
so just sit there with wide eyes
wearing gaucho gear
insane_potatoes
Dec 22 2005, 03:44 PM
wearing gaucho gear
what does guacho even mean
does anyone know?
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