I like rusty spoons,
Taste the rust and the yoplait,
delicious tetanus.
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Delicious tetanus.
Coffee, coffee coffee, coff.
Coffee, coffee, yesh.
Coffee, coffee coffee, coff.
Coffee, coffee, yesh.
Coffee Coffee Yesh
Someone is feeling hyper.
Uh oh! No more grounds!
Someone is feeling hyper.
Uh oh! No more grounds!
Uh oh! No more grounds.
Where is my cup of java?
I need the caffeine!
Where is my cup of java?
I need the caffeine!
I need the caffeine!
The finals are tomorrow.
Now I have to cram!
The finals are tomorrow.
Now I have to cram!
Now I have to cram
My face, sesame chicken
It's dinner time here.
My face, sesame chicken
It's dinner time here.
It's dinner time here
Drool is dripping down my chin.
I hate you, Pavlov.
Drool is dripping down my chin.
I hate you, Pavlov.
I hate you, Pavlov
Stupid conditioned response
I pee when phone rings!
Stupid conditioned response
I pee when phone rings!
I pee when phone rings!
Dreading one awful phone call...
"Uh-huh, mom, i'm fine."
Dreading one awful phone call...
"Uh-huh, mom, i'm fine."
"Uh-huh, mom, i'm fine."
I said after this school week.
Damn, school really sucks.
I said after this school week.
Damn, school really sucks.
Damn, school really sucks
Glad that I graduated
High school and college
Glad that I graduated
High school and college
High School and College
i have not even started
man, i am so screwed
i have not even started
man, i am so screwed
Man I am so screwed
I am all out od money
Can't pay for pizza!
I am all out od money
Can't pay for pizza!
Cant pay for pizza!
Then lets go to Tim Hortons.
Timbits are real cheap.
Then lets go to Tim Hortons.
Timbits are real cheap.
Timbits are real cheap
though i prefer the bagels
a real tasty treat
though i prefer the bagels
a real tasty treat
a real tasty treat
on the end of my finger
which was up my nose
on the end of my finger
which was up my nose
which was up my nose
when i ate them all
green and slimey
when i ate them all
green and slimey
green and slimey
And they know all of my pain
Tasty Fruit Rollups.
And they know all of my pain
Tasty Fruit Rollups.
Tasty fruit rollups
get stuck between my braces
its real annoying
get stuck between my braces
its real annoying
It's real annoying.
Jelly Bellys are good, though.
They make sounds when squished.
Jelly Bellys are good, though.
They make sounds when squished.
They make sounds when squished
frogs that is, when stepped upon.
grubby intestines
frogs that is, when stepped upon.
grubby intestines
Grubby intestines.
That doesn't sound very good.
Check my blog now, please.
That doesn't sound very good.
Check my blog now, please.
Check my blog now please
There isn't any thing there
Check it anyway
There isn't any thing there
Check it anyway
Check it anyway
oh, and when u people do
comment fer gods sake!
oh, and when u people do
comment fer gods sake!
Comment, for God's sake.
I have lost seventeen pounds,
Don't I look awesome?
I have lost seventeen pounds,
Don't I look awesome?
Dont i look awesome?
nvm all of that crap.
dance dance dance shut up
nvm all of that crap.
dance dance dance shut up
dance dance dance shut up
hey? who you talking too?
white boy can't dance, no
hey? who you talking too?
white boy can't dance, no
white boys can't dance, no
but white boys can dance, yo,
and white boys wanna go.
but white boys can dance, yo,
and white boys wanna go.
And white boys wanna go
Oh, slow no go ho yo-yo
Ah- the horror of it.
Oh, slow no go ho yo-yo
Ah- the horror of it.
Ah- the horror of it.
my eyes! my eyes! oh they burn
white boys can't dance, no
my eyes! my eyes! oh they burn
white boys can't dance, no
Ah, the horror of it,
a monstor in my bed,
no thats just my wife.
a monstor in my bed,
no thats just my wife.
Walken you lose!
white boys can't dance, no
and cats can't play the fiddle
but you can park here
and cats can't play the fiddle
but you can park here
QUOTE
Walken you lose!
My post was but a minute late.---
but you can park here,
for it's free parking,
have £500 and get out
have 
500 and get out.
said Rich Gere to Julia.
Pretty Woman sucks.
500 and get out.said Rich Gere to Julia.
Pretty Woman sucks.
Pretty woman sucks,
wasn't worth the bucks,
My underwear is made of cereal.
wasn't worth the bucks,
My underwear is made of cereal.
Um...Walken....THat's not a haiku
Tsk Tsk. Bad Walken
Duh! It goes five seven five
And not 5 5 10
Tsk Tsk. Bad Walken
Duh! It goes five seven five
And not 5 5 10
An not 5, 5 10
No, my height is 5' 7"
I am kind of short
No, my height is 5' 7"
I am kind of short
I am kind of short
must be tall to get on ride
i'll just buy popcorn
must be tall to get on ride
i'll just buy popcorn
I'll just buy pop corn
Female me you ask,
not really just not male
Female me you ask,
not really just not male
That made less than sense...but...
not really just not male
the angry transvestite said.
Wait for Surgery!
not really just not male
the angry transvestite said.
Wait for Surgery!
Wait for surgery
My bra size will be so huge
Getting some implants.
My bra size will be so huge
Getting some implants.
Getting some implants,
Soon you'll all bow down to me!
Six arms, here I come!
Soon you'll all bow down to me!
Six arms, here I come!
Six arms, here I come!
Now I am needing six legs
I am a freak show.
Now I am needing six legs
I am a freak show.
i am a freak show
cuz i can lick my elbow
(no, really, i can)
cuz i can lick my elbow
(no, really, i can)
(no, really I can)
I can really really could can could,
whos that in my garden?
I can really really could can could,
whos that in my garden?
Who's in my garden?
Why, it's the squirrel, he eats nuts
I don't like him much
Why, it's the squirrel, he eats nuts
I don't like him much
I don't like him much,
obsession in a jar perhaps?
I call it a willow.
obsession in a jar perhaps?
I call it a willow.
I call it willow
The beast only I can see
He likes frosted flakes
The beast only I can see
He likes frosted flakes
He likes frosted flakes,
and the computer wont stop the humming,
maybe I could destroy it?
and the computer wont stop the humming,
maybe I could destroy it?
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