Happiness is bliss
Ignorance, lack of knowledge
Knowledge is power
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Knowledge is power
Power can fuel Hatred
Hatred in the name of God?
Power can fuel Hatred
Hatred in the name of God?
Hatred in the name of God?
where good things come to an end
I love everyone
where good things come to an end
I love everyone
I love all of you,
Pen is mighter than Sword,
Write my feelings down.
Pen is mighter than Sword,
Write my feelings down.
Write my feelings down
Control my mind and tinker
Repair and bill me
Control my mind and tinker
Repair and bill me
repair and bill me
that will be ten dollars sir
get a haircut son
that will be ten dollars sir
get a haircut son
Get a haircut son
Those days are now behind me
Man, I'm a baldy!
Those days are now behind me
Man, I'm a baldy!
Man, I'm a baldy.
Wow, the sun is bright today.
Yep, glare off the head
Wow, the sun is bright today.
Yep, glare off the head
Yep,glare off the head
so super shiny and smooth
feel for yourself
so super shiny and smooth
feel for yourself
Yep, Glare off the head
And now for something unknown
What is fourty-two?
And now for something unknown
What is fourty-two?
Nineteen, head of hair
Your as old as you feel now
What is a number?
Your as old as you feel now
What is a number?
What is a number? hmm.gif
universal languag
I love death thats hated
universal languag
I love death thats hated
I love those that past
They say that the good die young
So God bless the dead
They say that the good die young
So God bless the dead
(Sorry, Kak. I feel compelled to ignore your recent haikus and pay tribute to the late, great author, Douglas Adams. No hard feelings.)
Yep, Glare off the head
And now for something unknown
What is fourty-two?
What is forty-two?
Life, Universe, Everything
It is the answer
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Yep, Glare off the head
And now for something unknown
What is fourty-two?
What is forty-two?
Life, Universe, Everything
It is the answer
It is the answer
to use the sentence above
just follow the rules
to use the sentence above
just follow the rules
just follow the rules
to win this game called poker
get a royal flush
to win this game called poker
get a royal flush
Get a Royal Flush
Win the Nobel Prize for Ass
Be a Big Bafoon
Win the Nobel Prize for Ass
Be a Big Bafoon
be a big bafoon
Dance along to a sing song
Bob the builder rocks
Dance along to a sing song
Bob the builder rocks
Bob the builder rocks
Although he is made of clay
A cartoon at best
Although he is made of clay
A cartoon at best
a cartoon at best
i like cartoons on television
i like the funny ones
i like cartoons on television
i like the funny ones
i like the funny ones
i like your quote you listed
many think the same
i like your quote you listed
many think the same
many think the same
that Jake Gyllenhall is hot
wish i was near him
that Jake Gyllenhall is hot
wish i was near him
Wish i was near him
just to touch him
makes me feel all hot
just to touch him
makes me feel all hot
Makes me feel all hot
When the topic is not this
Goodnight Gal im Gone
When the topic is not this
Goodnight Gal im Gone
Goodnight Gal im Gone
to run free in a field
dreamland here I come
to run free in a field
dreamland here I come
dreamland here i come
snuggling under my blankets
off to sleep i go
snuggling under my blankets
off to sleep i go
off to sleep i go
blissful slumber awaits me
there I drift away
blissful slumber awaits me
there I drift away
There i drift away
Consciousness floats, body stays
Endulge in pleasure.
Consciousness floats, body stays
Endulge in pleasure.
Endulge in pleasure.
with no attention to truth
it doesn't matter
with no attention to truth
it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
nice tribute to Douglas Adams
hopefully it does
nice tribute to Douglas Adams
hopefully it does
hopefully it does
I can't imagine why not
the essence of time
I can't imagine why not
the essence of time
the essence of time
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick
time flys while posting
tick tock tick tock tick tock tick
time flys while posting
time flys while posting
that always happens to me
it's called addiction
that always happens to me
it's called addiction
It's called addiction,
but for me, I call it love.
Pour me more Vodka.
but for me, I call it love.
Pour me more Vodka.
Pour me more Vodka
Your addiction is to Sip
Lend an ear to Kak.
Your addiction is to Sip
Lend an ear to Kak.
Lend an ear to Kak
Drinking vodka is his knack?
You'll want your ear back
Drinking vodka is his knack?
You'll want your ear back
You'll want your ear back
Plus my hakiu's are all that
Merci Beaucoup Blunt.
Plus my hakiu's are all that
Merci Beaucoup Blunt.
Merci Beaucoup Blunt
I'm not all THAT, I'm just "TH"
Half THAT- jolly good
I'm not all THAT, I'm just "TH"
Half THAT- jolly good
Half THAT, jolly good!
But your one side, and im both?
Confusingly Cool.
(GOODNITE ALL... CONAN OBRIENS ON!)
But your one side, and im both?
Confusingly Cool.
(GOODNITE ALL... CONAN OBRIENS ON!)
Confusingly Cool.
it does not make any sense
but I like it, yeah
it does not make any sense
but I like it, yeah
But I like it, yeah
Oh, to be it, this, and that
That is where it's at
Oh, to be it, this, and that
That is where it's at
that is where it's at
said the fat cat on the mat
who was wearing a hat
said the fat cat on the mat
who was wearing a hat
Who was wearing a hat?
One who dreads burns on the head
His face lobster red
One who dreads burns on the head
His face lobster red
His face lobster red
from the sunburn he got while
swimming out to sea
from the sunburn he got while
swimming out to sea
swimming out to sea
I wouldn't recommend it
without your floaty
I wouldn't recommend it
without your floaty
without your floaty
drowning i hate to say is
a bad way to die
drowning i hate to say is
a bad way to die
a bad way to die..
to be flushed down a toilet...
truly heart-breaking
to be flushed down a toilet...
truly heart-breaking
truly heart-breaking
is when someone comes and teals
my last paddle pop
is when someone comes and teals
my last paddle pop
my last paddle pop
jesspy just took it from me
She does love the sweets
jesspy just took it from me
She does love the sweets
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