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jesspy
She does love the sweets
so they call me candy girl
i love chocolate stuff
nativechick1989
i love chocolate stuff
i could eat that stuff all day
cookies and cold milk
FrankBlunt
Cookies and cold milk
Sugar, fat, cholesterol
Basic three food groups
Kaknelson
Basic three food groups
Omega three vitamins
Bear necessities
artymoon
Bear necessities
They need honey and salmon
A lot of sleep too
nativechick1989
A lot of sleep too
that's something I need right now
before I pass out
jesspy
before i pass out
and begin to flip around
to bed i shall go
=Jak=
to bed i shall go
for sleep or sleep forever
that thought make me awake
jesspy
that thought make me awake
the thought of a hot coffee
i need a cookie
artymoon
I need a cookie
oatmeal or chocolate chip?
Those morsels I love
nativechick1989
Those morsels I love
takes a batch from the oven
it is treats for all
jobot37
it is treats for all
oh how I love the outdoors
hiking season now
Bigfoot_Is_Real
hikeing season now
Monte Python is funny
Bigfoots are funny
FrankBlunt
Bigfoots are funny
Sasquatch stand-up comedy?
Life without limits
Kaknelson
Life without limits
Brilliant way to end a post
Not beginners luck
FrankBlunt
Not beginners luck
Fortune solely on paper
In crunchy cookies
Kaknelson
In crunchy cookies
Life can change like your status
from Aparition
FrankBlunt
From Aparition
Ectoplasmic Residue
If I take a nap
Kaknelson
If i take a nap...
I will miss my nightly shower
Wash dem bad spirits
jesspy
Wash dem bad spirits
use some soap and warm water
wash away the suff
FrankBlunt
Wash away the stuff
Good and bad bacteria
War casualties
jesspy
War casualties
are those who stood in line for
the clearance sale
Kaknelson
The clearance sale
All affordable and and
Half price makes me studder
jobot37
half price also seems
to give you six syllables
in your last line there
jesspy
in your last line there
the line you said before you
before you swam off
FrankBlunt
Before you swam off
You should have observed the ducks
Floating and quacking
jesspy
Floating and quacking
is what my duck did before
I ate it for lunch
FrankBlunt
I ate it for lunch
Peking style is delicious
Greasy without quack
FrankBlunt
Greasy without quack
Dead duck cooked to perfection
Fine Chinese cuisine
grendals_bane
Fine Chinese cuisine
is the kind of food I like
mainly for the rice
artymoon
mainly for the rice
Thai cuisine is tasty too
Gotta love the curry
jesspy
Gotta love the curry
make you go loo in hurry
no toilet paper!?!?


PS that was six sylabols (Gotta love the curry) and i cant spell love lots jesspy
nativechick1989
no toilet paper!?!?
you might have to use your sock
that won't be pretty
Kaknelson
That won't be pretty
Infact, ugly as my post
Studdering Reckless
jesspy
Studdering Reckless
I dont know what to say but
i will say something
Immortal Norway
I will say something
I will do something
To make you mine
FrankBlunt
To make you mine
Love not being possessive
Lease signing will do
nativechick1989
Lease signing will do
just don't sign your life away
think before you do










justcallmefox
think before you do
it could end up quite badly
sign your life away?
nativechick1989
sign your life away?
I don't think I would want to
that is dangerous
FrankBlunt
That is dangerous
Extinguish the pilot light
Find yourself a match
Kaknelson
Find yourself a match
Then you must burn the matchbox
Fire will provide.
jesspy
Fire will provide
the means to burn a letter
from your one true love

FrankBlunt
From your one true love
Flowers, boxes of candy
You sneeze and get fat
jesspy
You sneeze and get fat
I had an image of that
was very funny
FrankBlunt
Was very funny
Rather than saying, "Bless you"
How about, " Bloat you"?
justcallmefox
How about "Bloat you"?
Does sneezing make you fatter?
That explains it all....
jesspy
That explains it all....
where all my cookie dough went
my cat ate it all
nativechick1989
my cat ate it all
she is always doing that
habit needs to end
FrankBlunt
Habit needs to end
Habit of wearing habits
Nuns have little choice
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