its all fun and games
that is the way it should be
don't you mess it up
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don't you mess it up
or you will have to clean it
by using your tounge
or you will have to clean it
by using your tounge
By using your tounge;
Your mouth to yawn, mind stay strong,
Sing songs from the heart.
Your mouth to yawn, mind stay strong,
Sing songs from the heart.
Sing songs from the heart
Use hands to write congressmen
Feet to kick siblings
Use hands to write congressmen
Feet to kick siblings
Feet to kick siblings
I am the Boss, so listen
nobody make a move
I am the Boss, so listen
nobody make a move
Nobody make a move.
You see this 9mm? Huh?
Don't make me kill you!
You see this 9mm? Huh?
Don't make me kill you!
Don't make me kill you!
don't want to do such a thing
whats the next item
don't want to do such a thing
whats the next item
Whats the next item?
I thought we was fighting, no?
Sorry Boss, my bad.
I thought we was fighting, no?
Sorry Boss, my bad.
Sorry boss, my bad
Achieving my career dreams
By sleeping at work
Achieving my career dreams
By sleeping at work
By sleeping at work
it's a bad habit to break
need some more coffee
it's a bad habit to break
need some more coffee
Need some more coffee
Feign busyness with jitters
Shake more than a leg
Feign busyness with jitters
Shake more than a leg
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ May 4 2006, 05:43 PM) [snapback]1174441[/snapback]
Need some more coffee
Feign busyness with jitters
Shake more than a leg
Shake more than a leg
Try your head, or your bootie
Put some funk on it
Put some funk on it!
Shake what your momma gave ya!
That's what im talkin bout!
Shake what your momma gave ya!
That's what im talkin bout!
That's what im talkin bout! (6)
Talkin' bout six syllables
I have done it too!
Talkin' bout six syllables
I have done it too!
I have done it too?
I pernounced, and wrote it slang!
Fee Fye Foe Fum, Five!
I pernounced, and wrote it slang!
Fee Fye Foe Fum, Five!
Fee Fye Foe Fum, Five!
Check it again...slowly now
No biggie, its cool
Check it again...slowly now
No biggie, its cool
No biggie, its cool.
True... no needed confusion,
I'll be more formal.
True... no needed confusion,
I'll be more formal.
I'll be more formal.
When it comes for form and formless.
The style of a gene
When it comes for form and formless.
The style of a gene
The style of a gene
Celebrate inheritance
Wear your birthday suit
Celebrate inheritance
Wear your birthday suit
Wear your birthday suit
now that is a scary thought
change the direction
now that is a scary thought
change the direction
Change the direction
Run in circles; sit and spin
Wander aimlessly
Run in circles; sit and spin
Wander aimlessly
Wander aimlessly
lost my sense of direction
which way do I turn?
lost my sense of direction
which way do I turn?
Which way do I turn?
Follow the Northstar I guess,
Trust your heart, or gut.
Follow the Northstar I guess,
Trust your heart, or gut.
Trust your heart, or gut
While guts, like brains, are noodles
That's stinkin' thinkin'
While guts, like brains, are noodles
That's stinkin' thinkin'
That's stinkin' thinkin'
exsqueeze me, baking powder?
What was that you say?
exsqueeze me, baking powder?
What was that you say?
What was that you say?
i hate that annoying guy
with the funny voice
i hate that annoying guy
with the funny voice
with the funny voice
speaks with a nasal type voice
hard to understand
speaks with a nasal type voice
hard to understand
hard to understand
if you don't know the language
of your native tongue
if you don't know the language
of your native tongue
of your native tongue
people won't understand if
u 0nly sp34k 1337
people won't understand if
u 0nly sp34k 1337
u 0nly sp34k 1337
speak the universal tounge
mathematical.
speak the universal tounge
mathematical.
mathematical.
not any good with numbers
learn to count to ten
not any good with numbers
learn to count to ten
Learn to count to ten.
So start with one, end with ten.
Annunciate it.
So start with one, end with ten.
Annunciate it.
Annunciate it.
what does that mean i dont know
shall we continue
what does that mean i dont know
shall we continue
Shall we continue
or shall we just end this thread
a hard dessition
or shall we just end this thread
a hard dessition
a hard dessition
easy to make when you know
but don't take too long
easy to make when you know
but don't take too long
But don't take too long?
Too timers! Tear this thread?
We must make it great!
Too timers! Tear this thread?
We must make it great!
We must make it great!
that is the way it should be
remember, things change
that is the way it should be
remember, things change
Remember, things change.
Time moves and drifts like the Tide,
Confusing Days pass.
Time moves and drifts like the Tide,
Confusing Days pass.
Confusing Days pass.
I wish they would pass faster
see now im hungry
I wish they would pass faster
see now im hungry
see now I`m hungry
and there is nothing to eat
I`m gonna pass away
and there is nothing to eat
I`m gonna pass away
im gonna pass away
if i dont get some water
and maybe a smoke
if i dont get some water
and maybe a smoke
and maybe a smoke
make relax for a while; FIRE
I am looking for YOU.
make relax for a while; FIRE
I am looking for YOU.
I am looking for YOU
J4jak, why 5-8-6?
Diddley-Daah-Doo!
J4jak, why 5-8-6?
Diddley-Daah-Doo!
Diddley-Daah-Doo!
start a pretty melody
we all need to sing
start a pretty melody
we all need to sing
We all need to sing!
Zah-Zimmiddity-Zimm-Zee-Doo
It's called Scat music!
Zah-Zimmiddity-Zimm-Zee-Doo
It's called Scat music!
It's called Scat music!
makes you dance around the house
like a jitterbug
makes you dance around the house
like a jitterbug
like a jitterbug
hear the beat and the rhythm
turn the volume up
hear the beat and the rhythm
turn the volume up
turn the volume up
lets all get down to rock city
dance and do the strut
lets all get down to rock city
dance and do the strut
dance and do the strut
just don't trip over your feet
you might hurt yourself
just don't trip over your feet
you might hurt yourself
You might hurt yourself
Close your heart and I'll close mine
Stay away from love
Close your heart and I'll close mine
Stay away from love
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