I could destroy it
light a fire and burn it!
Oh what pretty flames!
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Oh what pretty flames,
but whose that man they're all licking?
I guess he's fine, hmm?
but whose that man they're all licking?
I guess he's fine, hmm?
i geuss hes fine, hmm?
but the chimpanzee is not!
the Pope stalks the night.
but the chimpanzee is not!
the Pope stalks the night.
The Pope stalks the night.
My Ninja-army shan't stay.
Leave the Kool-Aid now.
My Ninja-army shan't stay.
Leave the Kool-Aid now.
Leave the kool-aid now,
I didn't leave it there for you,
Please do not touch that.
I didn't leave it there for you,
Please do not touch that.
Maybe I could destroy it?
To consume my hungry soul
Destructing result
To consume my hungry soul
Destructing result
Destructing Result.
Red-Hot passion burns inside.
The lady in red.
Red-Hot passion burns inside.
The lady in red.
The lady in red
She came and sat on my head
She wanted my bread
She came and sat on my head
She wanted my bread
she wanted my bread
but i need it for my soup
there's a fly in it!
but i need it for my soup
there's a fly in it!
theres a fly in it!
swimming around happily...
munched on by a frog.
swimming around happily...
munched on by a frog.
munched on by a frog
I will slay that wretched frog!
frog guts everywhere
I will slay that wretched frog!
frog guts everywhere
frog guts everywhere
sickened, saddened princesses
crushed dreams of lovers
sickened, saddened princesses
crushed dreams of lovers
Crushed dreams of lovers
Awakened by destruction
Why don't you love me?
Awakened by destruction
Why don't you love me?
Why don't you love me?
I would make you some pancakes
Tickle your belly?
I would make you some pancakes
Tickle your belly?
Tickle your belly?
Keep it to yourself, wench.
Yes, you are a very wench.
Keep it to yourself, wench.
Yes, you are a very wench.
Yes, you are a wench
But I'm sorry I am not
I am a nice girl
But I'm sorry I am not
I am a nice girl
I am a nice girl,
I pick diasys in green meadows rolling,
away towards the nice clouds.
I pick diasys in green meadows rolling,
away towards the nice clouds.
away towards the nice clouds
my rocket boots lift me up
I'm Super Duper!
my rocket boots lift me up
I'm Super Duper!
I'm super duper
I'm famous D. B. Cooper
Jumped out of a plane
I'm famous D. B. Cooper
Jumped out of a plane
Jumped out of a plane,
The phantom of the opera is there,
Inside of my minds; Plural.
The phantom of the opera is there,
Inside of my minds; Plural.
Inside of my mind
Thoughts are whirrling in my head
My brain is coo coo.
Thoughts are whirrling in my head
My brain is coo coo.
My brain is coo coo
Like "Like coo coo for cocoa puffs"?
Just follow your nose!
Like "Like coo coo for cocoa puffs"?
Just follow your nose!
Just follow you nose!
deliciousness will insue.
the mule flew away.
deliciousness will insue.
the mule flew away.
The mule flew away,
And I will always love you, okay?
Just not today.
And I will always love you, okay?
Just not today.
Ummm Walken remember your syllabels. I spelt syllabels wrong.....
The mule flew away,
Noxius gasses in it's wake,
Party game scared him
Noxius gasses in it's wake,
Party game scared him
party game scared him
twister? parchissi? uh uh.
naked battlin' tops
twister? parchissi? uh uh.
naked battlin' tops
naked battlin' tops
thinking they know all there is
spin, spin- fly away!
thinking they know all there is
spin, spin- fly away!
Spin-spin, fly away
And some slip sliding away
Oh, Prince Caspean
And some slip sliding away
Oh, Prince Caspean
Oh Prince Caspian,
You are crusty and ugly,
whoever you are.
You are crusty and ugly,
whoever you are.
whoever you are
stop bugging me- oh please do!
whatever you are.
stop bugging me- oh please do!
whatever you are.
Whatever you are,
growing on my lime jello
Still gonna eat you
growing on my lime jello
Still gonna eat you
still gonna eat you
or just save you for later
In the fridge you go
or just save you for later
In the fridge you go
In the fridge you go,
Don't scream-no one will hear you,
Die Sean Connery.
Don't scream-no one will hear you,
Die Sean Connery.
Die Sean Connery
Mr. Bond thinks he's so cool!
Sean flavored Ice cream
Mr. Bond thinks he's so cool!
Sean flavored Ice cream
Sean flavored ice cream,
with a side cup of sean sauce,
Hannibal's Dessert
with a side cup of sean sauce,
Hannibal's Dessert
Hannibal's Dessert
Home or seventeen cammels,
smelly through the night.
Home or seventeen cammels,
smelly through the night.
smelly through the night
Whoops, I bought the wrong incense
These sticks smell like crap
Whoops, I bought the wrong incense
These sticks smell like crap
These sticks smell like crap
just like the back of your neck
you should take a bath
just like the back of your neck
you should take a bath
You should take a bath.
You have fungus on your face.
Wake up, Grandma. Wait....
You have fungus on your face.
Wake up, Grandma. Wait....
Wake up, Grandma, wait!
I never got a chance to
love you, pumpkin pie.
I never got a chance to
love you, pumpkin pie.
love you, pumpkin pie
My heart swells with affection
give me a kissy!
My heart swells with affection
give me a kissy!
give me a kissy!
Please! I'll stop stalking you and
I'll give back your cat.
Please! I'll stop stalking you and
I'll give back your cat.
I'll give back your cat.
But only if you say please.
Or you'll get a dog.
But only if you say please.
Or you'll get a dog.
Or you'll get a dog.
But I would not like a dog,
Give me my cat back.
But I would not like a dog,
Give me my cat back.
Give me my cat back.
"No," said the evil little gnome.
"Give me my hat back!"
"No," said the evil little gnome.
"Give me my hat back!"
"Give me my hat back!"
Screamed the little nerdy boy
Wait till puberty
Ha ha ha
Screamed the little nerdy boy
Wait till puberty
Ha ha ha
Wait till puberty
And all that comes with it, eh!
I laugh hard at thee!
And all that comes with it, eh!
I laugh hard at thee!
I laugh hard at thee!
Now I have dismembered me
Stop talking, I say!
Now I have dismembered me
Stop talking, I say!
Stop talking, I say!
Need a break from the bable,
Think I'll have a beer.
Need a break from the bable,
Think I'll have a beer.
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