Dromedaries have one hump
Bactrians have two
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Is it, one or two?
Dromedaries have one hump
Bactrians have two
Dromedaries have one hump
Bactrians have two
Bactrians have two
That says about a cold weather
Perfect time for couple!
That says about a cold weather
Perfect time for couple!
QUOTE(j4jak @ May 18 2006, 06:34 AM) [snapback]1193408[/snapback]
Bactrians have two
That says about a cold weather
Perfect time for couple!
Perfect time for couple!
Walking in the moonlight
Lookout for muggers!
Look out for muggers!
Lurking in the milky fog
Daggers in their hands
Lurking in the milky fog
Daggers in their hands
QUOTE(UniversalParadox @ May 18 2006, 09:44 AM) [snapback]1193723[/snapback]
Look out for muggers!
Lurking in the milky fog
Daggers in their hands
Daggers in their hands
hold on, thats no dagger
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!???
One must master haiku first:
Before entering.
>>>>>(clap your hands to count if needed)>>>>>>
One must master haiku first:
Before entering.
>>>>>(clap your hands to count if needed)>>>>>>
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ May 18 2006, 08:04 AM) [snapback]1194204[/snapback]
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!???
One must master haiku first:
Before entering.
>>>>>(clap your hands to count if needed)>>>>>>
Before entering
I tally many steps
Counting in reverse
Counting in reverse
can be very confusing
have to learn to count
can be very confusing
have to learn to count
have to learn to count
No one is perfect, then why learn!
Dark is better than light.
No one is perfect, then why learn!
Dark is better than light.
Dark is better than light
I like sitting in the dark
makes me want to sleep
I like sitting in the dark
makes me want to sleep
makes me want to sleep
warmness and sweetness which i felt;
It is just a reaction!
warmness and sweetness which i felt;
It is just a reaction!
Just a reaction
I flinched as you turned the blade
I apologize.
575 people
I flinched as you turned the blade
I apologize.
575 people
I apologize?
No need to be sorry man,
I'll butterknife you!
No need to be sorry man,
I'll butterknife you!
ill butterknife you !
what does that mean exactly ?
a promise or threat ?
what does that mean exactly ?
a promise or threat ?
A promise or threat?
Tis a guarantee you see,
Buttering you up.
Tis a guarantee you see,
Buttering you up.
Buttering you up
Uttered to a doomed biscuit
Bake, smother, devour
Uttered to a doomed biscuit
Bake, smother, devour
Bake, smother, devour!
Three musts for whisping through it;
"Bite. Munch, crunch. Fart. Yawn. "
Three musts for whisping through it;
"Bite. Munch, crunch. Fart. Yawn. "
"Bite. Munch, crunch. Fart. Yawn."
9 out of 10 wives agree
Chivalry is dead
9 out of 10 wives agree
Chivalry is dead
Chivalry is dead...
No a womans worth is great,
Excuse my humor.
No a womans worth is great,
Excuse my humor.
Excuse my humor.
at the funeral of my friend
or I just might cry
at the funeral of my friend
or I just might cry
or I just might cry
and I really hate to cry
don't show emotions
and I really hate to cry
don't show emotions
Don't show emotions
And make a stone of your heart
Turn your back on them
And make a stone of your heart
Turn your back on them
Turn your back on them
Spectators negate gremlins
Work behind the scenes
Spectators negate gremlins
Work behind the scenes
Work behind the scenes
do not let them see your face
must remain private
do not let them see your face
must remain private
Must remain private,
but in times of dire need,
face the music; dance.
but in times of dire need,
face the music; dance.
Face the music; dance
Groove near a speaker; deafen
Drink; collapse on floor
Groove near a speaker; deafen
Drink; collapse on floor
Drink; collapse on floor
in a puddle of vomit
now you are sticky
in a puddle of vomit
now you are sticky
now you are sticky
like cotton candy fingers
umm, cotton candy
like cotton candy fingers
umm, cotton candy
umm, cotton candy
will not make a good T-shirt
melts when it is wet
will not make a good T-shirt
melts when it is wet
melts when its wet
a fate shared by...ice water?
That doesn't make sense
a fate shared by...ice water?
That doesn't make sense
That doesn't make sense
Sure it does...water is wet
Beneath my big toe
Sure it does...water is wet
Beneath my big toe
Beneath my big toe
is something very scary
please do not lift it
is something very scary
please do not lift it
Please do not lift it!
The stench is a million deaths.
Yet, a sexy toe.
The stench is a million deaths.
Yet, a sexy toe.
yet a sexy toe
is sexier than thou art
and becoming smart
is sexier than thou art
and becoming smart
and becoming smart
it has been quite a journey
still haven't finished
it has been quite a journey
still haven't finished
Still haven't finished
Sorry, but I need more time
To build the death ray
Sorry, but I need more time
To build the death ray
To build the death ray,
Command and conquor this earth;
Every Knee Shall Bow.
Command and conquor this earth;
Every Knee Shall Bow.
Every Knee Shall Bow.
everyone shall obey me
for I am your Queen
everyone shall obey me
for I am your Queen
For I am your Queen?
I am a bee; must serve you!
Feel like some nectar?
I am a bee; must serve you!
Feel like some nectar?
Feel like some nectar?
everything sticks together
and no one can move
everything sticks together
and no one can move
and no one can move
at this hour of night, at least
More Mocha Latte!
at this hour of night, at least
More Mocha Latte!
More Mocha Latte!
I prefer, Irish Coffee
need a caffeine buzz
I prefer, Irish Coffee
need a caffeine buzz
need a caffine buzz
or some honey from a bee
sweet spice maybe tea
or some honey from a bee
sweet spice maybe tea
QUOTE(abecrombi @ May 21 2006, 07:30 AM) [snapback]1198821[/snapback]
need a caffine buzz
or some honey from a bee
sweet spice maybe tea
sweet spice, maybe tea
A good line, here for me
Now what do I say?
Now what do I say?
Half-eaten box of chocolate
Half-eaten flowers....
Half-eaten box of chocolate
Half-eaten flowers....
Half-eaten flowers...
that was a hungry lady
what will be the next ?
that was a hungry lady
what will be the next ?
What will be the next ?
A game of Hungry Hippos?
Clue? Monopoly?
A game of Hungry Hippos?
Clue? Monopoly?
Clue? Monopoly?
It was Miss Scarlet, with Poison!
On Park Avenue!
It was Miss Scarlet, with Poison!
On Park Avenue!
On Park Avenue!
Hahahahahahaha!
What a wasted line.
Hahahahahahaha!
What a wasted line.
What a wasted line
Wonder if Caligrophers
Have any white-out
Wonder if Caligrophers
Have any white-out
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