Try clapping your hands.
One cannot stress this enough,
is this deja-vu?
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is this de-javu ?
or am i just repeating
repeating a dream?
or am i just repeating
repeating a dream?
Repeating a dream? 
Im a Cat and your a Dog,
The smoke and the fog.
Im a Cat and your a Dog,
The smoke and the fog.
The smoke and the fog.
is so thick that I can't see
a thing in this world
is so thick that I can't see
a thing in this world
a thing in this world
that doesn't make sense to me,
only helps me think
that doesn't make sense to me,
only helps me think
only helps me think
when my mind becomes a blank
all tend to space out
when my mind becomes a blank
all tend to space out
all tend to space out
sheltered by my Buddha tree
bumble bees flying
sheltered by my Buddha tree
bumble bees flying
Bumble bees flying
The klutzes will be bumbling
Flying toward danger
The klutzes will be bumbling
Flying toward danger
Flying towards danger
Icarus with the wax wings
Soon I'm bound to melt
Icarus with the wax wings
Soon I'm bound to melt
Soon I'm bound to melt
the temp is 90 degrees
I need a cold drink
the temp is 90 degrees
I need a cold drink
I need a cold drink
To relieve my aching head
Oops, too cold...brain freeze
To relieve my aching head
Oops, too cold...brain freeze
Oops, too cold...brain freeze.
Just call me the Iceburg head,
My mentals frozen.
Just call me the Iceburg head,
My mentals frozen.
My mentals frozen.
my thoughts caught in a stand still
what are you doing?
my thoughts caught in a stand still
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
it is not hot or cold, Enjoy
the balance, time of year!
it is not hot or cold, Enjoy
the balance, time of year!
QUOTE(j4jak @ May 26 2006, 06:01 PM) [snapback]1206802[/snapback]
what are you doing?
it is not hot or cold, Enjoy
the balance, time of year!
Balance, time of year!
Slurpees and frozen yogurt!
Ice creams fattening!
Ice cream's fattening!
Dairy farmers disagree
Become Rubenesque!
Dairy farmers disagree
Become Rubenesque!
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ May 27 2006, 05:41 AM) [snapback]1207135[/snapback]
Ice cream's fattening!
Dairy farmers disagree
Become Rubenesque!
Become rubenesque!
In today's society?
You must be crazy!
You must be crazy!
I'll not jump in the shark tank
Covered in gravy!
I'll not jump in the shark tank
Covered in gravy!
Covered in gravy!
Me, or the mashed potatoes?
Either way, I'm in!
Me, or the mashed potatoes?
Either way, I'm in!
Either way, I'm in!
"Pass the ball! I'll dunk it, with....
gravy on my chin. "
"Pass the ball! I'll dunk it, with....
gravy on my chin. "
Gravy on my chin
Replete with steak sauce stained shirt
Wring it out and gulp
Replete with steak sauce stained shirt
Wring it out and gulp
Wring it out and gulp.
Go to the bench for a quench,
"Coach, run a new play."
Go to the bench for a quench,
"Coach, run a new play."
"Coach, run a new play."
Hut, hut, hike.. Touchdown and spike
Cheer and smack bottoms
Hut, hut, hike.. Touchdown and spike
Cheer and smack bottoms
Cheer and smack bottoms!
Smack the cheerleaders bottoms;
victory dancing.
Smack the cheerleaders bottoms;
victory dancing.
victory dancing.
Is it power of pride; No..
all in terms of energy!
Is it power of pride; No..
all in terms of energy!
Terms of energy
Like watt, volt, ohm, and current
No concept of life
J4jak, write this down:
First, Five Syllables
Seven Syllables are next
Last, Five Syllables
Like watt, volt, ohm, and current
No concept of life
J4jak, write this down:
First, Five Syllables
Seven Syllables are next
Last, Five Syllables
QUOTE(UniversalParadox @ May 28 2006, 01:54 AM) [snapback]1208025[/snapback]
Terms of energy
Like watt, volt, ohm, and current
No concept of life
[Darn, I didn't get the smacking bottoms line...]
No concept of life
Or in spirit energy
The wraiths remember
The wraiths remember
Only when the current flows in us,
Enjoy the slience of death!
Only when the current flows in us,
Enjoy the slience of death!
QUOTE(j4jak @ May 27 2006, 07:20 PM) [snapback]1208049[/snapback]
The wraiths remember
Only when the current flows in us,
Enjoy the slience of death!
Please LEARN rules of HAIKU. Your HAIKU's are wise but POO! PLEAZZZZZZZZZZ LEARN.
thnx
QUOTE(j4jak @ May 28 2006, 02:20 AM) [snapback]1208049[/snapback]
The wraiths remember
Only when the current flows in us,
Enjoy the slience of death!
You're getting closer, j4jak -
'Enjoy the silence of death' has 7 syllables. Try 'Enjoy dead silence,' which is five syllables.
Five on the first line, 7 in the middle, and 5 in the last line.
enjoy dead silence
A whisper softly spoken
Shatters it like glass
slience of death!
five seven five i tried a lot;
this my last haiku
five seven five i tried a lot;
this my last haiku
QUOTE(j4jak @ May 27 2006, 07:56 PM) [snapback]1208071[/snapback]
slience of death!
five seven five i tried a lot;
this my last haiku
WED LOVE FOR YOU TO STAY!
JUST LEARN THE RULES
LOOK UP THE WORDs : "syllable" and "haiku".
Study, then return.
This is the last one
We didn't mean to be mean
Count on your fingers
We didn't mean to be mean
Count on your fingers
QUOTE(Maelstrom5 @ May 27 2006, 07:03 PM) [snapback]1208032[/snapback]
[Darn, I didn't get the smacking bottoms line...]
[Was that genuine disappointment or biting sarcasm? Don't tell me that you're hoping to sanitize unholy haiku...
]Count on your fingers
Let your feet do the walking
Toes gather sock fluff
Toes gather sock fluff.
Belly-button with its lint.
Why's sleep in my eye?
Belly-button with its lint.
Why's sleep in my eye?
Why's sleep in my eye?
cause I have not slept for days
still, sleep will not come
cause I have not slept for days
still, sleep will not come
still, sleep will not come.
Insomnia? Prevent it!
Read until you drop!
Insomnia? Prevent it!
Read until you drop!
Read until you drop!
eyelids are getting heavy
sandman is calling
eyelids are getting heavy
sandman is calling
Sandman is calling.
Nativechick, just like to say...
I've enjoyed your posts.
Nativechick, just like to say...
I've enjoyed your posts.
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ May 28 2006, 03:42 AM) [snapback]1208160[/snapback]
[Was that genuine disappointment or biting sarcasm? Don't tell me that you're hoping to sanitize unholy haiku...
]That's genuine disappointment! [I miss all the cute ones, LOL]
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ May 28 2006, 08:37 AM) [snapback]1208349[/snapback]
Sandman is calling.
Nativechick, just like to say...
I enjoy your posts.
I enjoy your posts
I mean ev'ryone in here
J4-Don't you quit!
J4-Don't you quit!
For quitting is for quitters.
Qualify quickly!
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ May 28 2006, 09:38 AM) [snapback]1208370[/snapback]
J4-Don't you quit!
For quitting is for quitters.
Qualify quickly!
Qualify quickly!
Almost done, but not quite there
Quitters never win
Quitters never win.
Merely quitting and losing.
Subsiding to loss.
Merely quitting and losing.
Subsiding to loss.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ May 28 2006, 09:51 AM) [snapback]1208375[/snapback]
Quitters never win.
Merely quitting and losing.
Subsiding to loss.
Subsiding to loss
An erosion of the soul
And to hope's last gasp
And to hope's last grasp
We present a golden crown
For it's won again
We present a golden crown
For it's won again
For it's won again
Thank you for all the support
Can't do it alone
Thank you for all the support
Can't do it alone
Can't do it alone
Introducing tandem golf:
Whack teammate, then ball
Introducing tandem golf:
Whack teammate, then ball
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ May 28 2006, 10:30 PM) [snapback]1208815[/snapback]
Can't do it alone
Introducing tandem golf:
Whack teammate, then ball
Whack teammate, then ball
Watch teammate fall to the ground
Oops he's not breathing..
Oops he's not breathing
Par for the course; call doctors
Man down... Hole in one
Par for the course; call doctors
Man down... Hole in one
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ May 29 2006, 12:23 AM) [snapback]1208881[/snapback]
Oops he's not breathing
Par for the course; call doctors
Man down... Hole in one
Man down, hole in one
Brag about a great game of golf
Oh yeah.. My teammate..
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