Oh yeah.. My teammate..
Off to the house i must go,
and kick my feet up.
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and kick my feet up.
noticed a hole in my sock
time to do mending
noticed a hole in my sock
time to do mending
Time to do mending.
Tis time for celebration.
Must make mother smile.
Tis time for celebration.
Must make mother smile.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ May 29 2006, 07:24 AM) [snapback]1209282[/snapback]
Time to do mending.
Tis time for celebration.
Must make mother smile.
Must make mother smile
Why is she always so mad
I'll buy her a gift
I'll buy her a gift
something big and expensive
with ribbons and bows
something big and expensive
with ribbons and bows
With ribbons and bows.
This is only the outside,
it's more than money.
This is only the outside,
it's more than money.
It's more than money
Fills the wallet of one's mind
Poisoning spirit
Fills the wallet of one's mind
Poisoning spirit
Poisoning Spirit
Dancing like that is evil
Stop Kevin Bacon!
Dancing like that is evil
Stop Kevin Bacon!
Stop Kevin Bacon!
Visit ER for loose feet
Kick off Sunday shoes
Visit ER for loose feet
Kick off Sunday shoes
Kick off sunday shoes
At the barefoot monday club
Remember to smile!
I couldn't think of anything funny sorry.
I didn't think anybody would get the Footloose one lol
At the barefoot monday club
Remember to smile!
I couldn't think of anything funny sorry.
I didn't think anybody would get the Footloose one lol
Remember to smile
Turn frowny upside downy
Give the kid a hug
Turn frowny upside downy
Give the kid a hug
Give the kid a hug
Back slapping is ill-advised
Squeeze meaningfully
Back slapping is ill-advised
Squeeze meaningfully
Squeeze meaningfully,
short breaths, breathing easily.
Hug with your biceps.
short breaths, breathing easily.
Hug with your biceps.
hug with your biceps
hands tap lightly on their back
with understanding
hands tap lightly on their back
with understanding
with understanding
comes truthfulness and knowledge
get educated
comes truthfulness and knowledge
get educated
Get educated.
Go to school; learn golden rule.
Or read holy books.
Go to school; learn golden rule.
Or read holy books.
Or read holy books.
Sure fire way to feel guilty
Just read Stephen King
Sure fire way to feel guilty
Just read Stephen King
just read stephen king
icy fingers- fear creeping
desolate landscape
icy fingers- fear creeping
desolate landscape
Desolate landscape,
Foriegn borders crushed with love,
the worlds unity.
Foriegn borders crushed with love,
the worlds unity.
The world's unity
Utopia has triumphed
Wake up, you're snoring!
Utopia has triumphed
Wake up, you're snoring!
Wake up, you're snoring!
You make teribble noises!
Gawd get nasal strips!
You make teribble noises!
Gawd get nasal strips!
QUOTE(Mr. Fahrenheit @ May 31 2006, 02:11 AM) [snapback]1211838[/snapback]
Wake up, you're snoring!
You make teribble noises!
Gawd get nasal strips!
Gawd, get nasal strips
Kill that terrible nose-rasp
The happy pig grunts
The happy pig grunts,
nappy hair, stinky breath punch.
Get a haircut Dad!
nappy hair, stinky breath punch.
Get a haircut Dad!
Get a haircut Dad!
And don't use that same old bowl.
See now, that's better.
And don't use that same old bowl.
See now, that's better.
See now, that's better.
and it did not hurt a bit
try to keep it up
and it did not hurt a bit
try to keep it up
try to keep it up
But you know you'll let them down
Quit, Popular girl
But you know you'll let them down
Quit, Popular girl
Quit, Popular girl
no need to do anything
just let freedom ring
no need to do anything
just let freedom ring
Just let freedom ring
Castro's selective hearing
Citizens' burden
Castro's selective hearing
Citizens' burden
Citizens' burden
it can be unbearable
you have to be strong
it can be unbearable
you have to be strong
You have to be strong
In the company of bears
Lie down and play dead
In the company of bears
Lie down and play dead
Lie down and play dead
Don't forget to use ketchup
Serve me up some fries....
Don't forget to use ketchup
Serve me up some fries....
Serve me up some fries!
"French? or American sir?"
Segregated dish.
"French? or American sir?"
Segregated dish.
Segregated dish
Fine China with paper plates?
Martha Stewart shrieks!
Fine China with paper plates?
Martha Stewart shrieks!
Martha Stewart shrieks!
Not because of cell mate.
"Disorganized place!"
Not because of cell mate.
"Disorganized place!"
"Disorganized place!"
can't find anything at all
have to tidy up
can't find anything at all
have to tidy up
Have to tidy up
Moldy old plate grows organs
Have to name it soon
Moldy old plate grows organs
Have to name it soon
Have to name it soon
nothing to complicated
most won't remember
nothing to complicated
most won't remember
most won't remember
some of us never forget
will someone forgive?
some of us never forget
will someone forgive?
Will someone forgive?
Prey, and then ye shall receive
Food, not forgiveness
Prey, and then ye shall receive
Food, not forgiveness
Will someone forgive?
Whaling wickedness with wars.
When will we wise up?
Whaling wickedness with wars.
When will we wise up?
When will we wise up?
it is time to re-think things
who has the courage?
it is time to re-think things
who has the courage?
Who has the courage?
Your fallout shelter or mine?
Future pick up line
Your fallout shelter or mine?
Future pick up line
Future pick up line
it will make anyone swoon
who wants to use it?
it will make anyone swoon
who wants to use it?
who wants to use it?
it sounds like it could be fun
always safety first
it sounds like it could be fun
always safety first
always safety first
Keep goggles on at all time
Around small children
Keep goggles on at all time
Around small children
Around small children.
Must wear helmet and padding,
safety gloves aswell.
Must wear helmet and padding,
safety gloves aswell.
safety gloves aswell.
must not get the hands dirty
use soap and water
must not get the hands dirty
use soap and water
Use soap and water
Sing proudly in the shower
Serenade yourself
Sing proudly in the shower
Serenade yourself
Serenade yourself
as long as no one hears you
don't break a window
as long as no one hears you
don't break a window
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Jun 3 2006, 07:39 AM) [snapback]1216026[/snapback]
Serenade yourself
as long as no one hears you
don't break a window
Don't break a window
try not to raise any alerts
or they might catch you!
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