Killing the good vibes
all lose sense of emotion
need to get moving
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Need to get moving
Commute in the carpool lane
Drive with a dummy
Commute in the carpool lane
Drive with a dummy
Drive with a dummy.
Kindly Crickety Crashing.
Our friend is just fine.
Kindly Crickety Crashing.
Our friend is just fine.
Our friend is just fine.
everything is just dandy
time to re-focus
everything is just dandy
time to re-focus
Time to re-focus!
Money, Murder, Masacar.
The three "M"s on earth.
Money, Murder, Masacar.
The three "M"s on earth.
The three "M"s on Earth
Magic, mystery, music
Optimistic view
Magic, mystery, music
Optimistic view
Optimistic view
Hot pink shoes and empty mind
Thinks she's so unique.
Hot pink shoes and empty mind
Thinks she's so unique.
Thinks she so unique
driving in a limosuine
without a belt on
driving in a limosuine
without a belt on
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Jun 7 2006, 11:45 PM) [snapback]1222510[/snapback]
Thinks she so unique
driving in a limosuine
without a belt on
without a belt on
Talking blind on her cellphone
Face through a windsheild
Face through a windsheild,
backflip, then landing unharmed.
Optomistic view.
backflip, then landing unharmed.
Optomistic view.
Optomistic view.
changing view when not looking
walk through a glass door
changing view when not looking
walk through a glass door
Walk through a glass door.
Well wait, it was just a screen.
Pay for the damage.
Well wait, it was just a screen.
Pay for the damage.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Jun 8 2006, 03:10 AM) [snapback]1222818[/snapback]
Walk through a glass door.
Well wait, it was just a screen.
Pay for the damage.
Pay for the damage
Insurance rates go way up
I'll go with Gecko
I'll go with Gecko.
Make my cash like a psycho.
Eating curds and whey.
Make my cash like a psycho.
Eating curds and whey.
Eating curds and whey.
something you deem so tasty
many like it plain
something you deem so tasty
many like it plain
Many like it plain.
As they say it tastes the same....
.....10 000 posts came!
As they say it tastes the same....
.....10 000 posts came!
.....10 000 posts came!
came in a blink of an eye
eyelids are heavy
came in a blink of an eye
eyelids are heavy
eyelids are heavy
that is not a lie
or so i think
that is not a lie
or so i think
or so i think
but I'm not completly sure
as I'm quite confused.
but I'm not completly sure
as I'm quite confused.
as I'm quite confused
why it is that I'm writing
so many haikus
why it is that I'm writing
so many haikus
QUOTE(rhine trauss @ Jun 8 2006, 07:22 PM) [snapback]1223666[/snapback]
as I'm quite confused
why it is that I'm writing
so many haikus
So many haikus
Can't possibly count them all
Flood of verse pours forth
Flood of verse pours forth
Wound in a dictionary
Funky Imagery
Wound in a dictionary
Funky Imagery
Funky imagery
Dancing in lederhosen
At a hip hop club
Dancing in lederhosen
At a hip hop club
At a hip hop club.
Speaking in tounges to police.
Resisting arrest.
Speaking in tounges to police.
Resisting arrest.
Resisting arrest.
we must not do that again
get reputation
we must not do that again
get reputation
Get reputation.Like me, not posting for you!They closed your new thread. 
they closed your new thread
so start to stitch the needle
and sew a new one
so start to stitch the needle
and sew a new one
And sew a new one?
So seemingly simple, sis.
Fill me in on it.
So seemingly simple, sis.
Fill me in on it.
Fill me in on it.
no problem Kak, you are sweet
candyapple sweet
no problem Kak, you are sweet
candyapple sweet
candyapple sweet
this thread is long
I'm getting thirsty
this thread is long
I'm getting thirsty
QUOTE(Vernes @ Jun 9 2006, 02:57 PM) [snapback]1224759[/snapback]
candyapple sweet
this thread is long
I'm getting thirsty
I'm getting thirsty
not for water, but for thought
I'm brain-dead today
I'm brain dead today
Tomorrow I'll have cancer
Hypochondriac
Tomorrow I'll have cancer
Hypochondriac
QUOTE(Mr. Fahrenheit @ Jun 9 2006, 11:35 PM) [snapback]1225346[/snapback]
I'm brain dead today
Tomorrow I'll have cancer
Hypochondriac
Hypochondriac
Prozac nightmares are happy
Where's my Tylenol?
QUOTE(Maelstrom5 @ Jun 10 2006, 01:56 AM) [snapback]1225447[/snapback]
Hypochondriac
Prozac nightmares are happy
Where's my Tylenol?
Where's my Tylenol
milligrams easing the pain
eyes bright and smiling
Eyes bright and smiling. 
Natural remedies... herb
Advil, Tylenol.
Natural remedies... herb
Advil, Tylenol.
Advil, Tylenol.
need something to dull the pain
perhaps chicken soup
need something to dull the pain
perhaps chicken soup
perhaps chicken soup
maybe some nice hot mint tea
A fly lands on my nose
maybe some nice hot mint tea
A fly lands on my nose
A fly lands on my nose.
Mint tea? Sounds fit for a king.
Macaroni's cheap.
Mint tea? Sounds fit for a king.
Macaroni's cheap.
macaronnies cheap
10,000 posts, yay native
chick that is not cheap
10,000 posts, yay native
chick that is not cheap
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Jun 10 2006, 02:35 PM) [snapback]1226017[/snapback]
macaronnies cheap
10,000 posts, yay native
chick that is not cheap
chick that is not cheap
sniffing the air for dollars
what's in my pocket
what's in my pocket
something green, aromatic
saving for later
something green, aromatic
saving for later
QUOTE(artymoon @ Jun 10 2006, 02:05 PM) [snapback]1226039[/snapback]
what's in my pocket
something green, aromatic
saving for later
[LOL on your haiku]
Saving for later
A hairy green M&M?
A piece of old gum?
a piece of old gum?
with red hairs attached to it.
From carpet of course.
with red hairs attached to it.
From carpet of course.
QUOTE(artymoon @ Jun 10 2006, 02:21 PM) [snapback]1226061[/snapback]
a piece of old gum?
with red hairs attached to it.
From carpet of course.
From carpet of course
A few dust bunnies on it
add salt for flavor
add salt for flavor
hardened arteries will clog
a cycle of life
a cycle of life
ill try to balance on meds
or ill buy a trike
ill try to balance on meds
or ill buy a trike
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Jun 10 2006, 05:21 PM) [snapback]1226173[/snapback]
a cycle of life
ill try to balance on meds
or ill buy a trike
or i'll buy a trike
metal steed of childhood's dreams
damsel in distress
Damsel in distress
my life is a total mess
Ill go shop for less
my life is a total mess
Ill go shop for less
I'll go shop for less
I want to find a bargin
Perhaps make a friend
I want to find a bargin
Perhaps make a friend
QUOTE(Saint Macabre @ Jun 10 2006, 07:18 PM) [snapback]1226313[/snapback]
I'll go shop for less
I want to find a bargin
Perhaps make a friend
Perhaps make a friend
Assemblage not required
Unlimited miles
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