Ouch, a bee sting hurts!
Where is my medication?
Allergies act up.
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QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Jun 22 2006, 04:57 AM) [snapback]1241177[/snapback]
Ouch, a bee sting hurts!
Where is my medication?
Allergies act up.
Allergies act up
I'm overwhelmed by boredom
It's almost Friday...
It's almost Friday.
Such a natural mystic.
Blowin' through the air.
Such a natural mystic.
Blowin' through the air.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Jun 23 2006, 02:13 AM) [snapback]1242392[/snapback]
It's almost Friday.
Such a natural mystic.
Blowin' through the air.
Blowin' through the air
Just wait, it gets much better
Ev'rywhere it goes
Ev'rywhere it goes.
If you can listen close now,
you will hear the sound.
If you can listen close now,
you will hear the sound.
You will hear the sound
the thund'rous crash, roaring waves
then stillness once more
the thund'rous crash, roaring waves
then stillness once more
Then stillness once more.
Tears through years, the poorman's cry.
Past be the future.
Tears through years, the poorman's cry.
Past be the future.
Past be the future
Darkness be thy guiding light
Hell can be Heaven
Darkness be thy guiding light
Hell can be Heaven
hell can be heaven 
then we wouldnt want to go
hell can go to hell
then we wouldnt want to go
hell can go to hell
hell can go to hell
or it can stay where it is
I really don't care.
or it can stay where it is
I really don't care.
I really don't care
Sent to Heaven, Hell, Limbo
How low can you go?
[Everybody limbo!]
Sent to Heaven, Hell, Limbo
How low can you go?
[Everybody limbo!]
how long can u go?
without any sleep or rest
could drive u insane
without any sleep or rest
could drive u insane
could drive u insane
the quest for peace and quiet
after ten only
the quest for peace and quiet
after ten only
after ten only
is when all the stores open
must check the bargains
is when all the stores open
must check the bargains
Must check the bargains.
Get down to isle sixteen.
Whurrs my juice woman?
Get down to isle sixteen.
Whurrs my juice woman?
Wheres my juice woman?
the baby said to his mom....
whaa argh sniffle snot !
the baby said to his mom....
whaa argh sniffle snot !
Whaa argh sniffle snot!
Shh my child! Enough fussing!
Wanna Fruit Roll-Up?
Shh my child! Enough fussing!
Wanna Fruit Roll-Up?
Wanna Fruit Roll-Up?
strawberry sounds so delicious
I have a sweet tooth
strawberry sounds so delicious
I have a sweet tooth
I have a sweet tooth.
Blueberries and Passion fruits.
Sugar the Kiwi.
Blueberries and Passion fruits.
Sugar the Kiwi.
Sugar the Kiwi.
have to salt all the lemons
my jaw is hurting
have to salt all the lemons
my jaw is hurting
My jaw is hurting,
from this damn Whipcream bottle.
No one will notice.
from this damn Whipcream bottle.
No one will notice.
No one will notice
Unmatched shoes with Argyll socks
Smooth, hip, and solid
Unmatched shoes with Argyll socks
Smooth, hip, and solid
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ Jun 24 2006, 10:14 AM) [snapback]1243981[/snapback]
No one will notice
Unmatched shoes with Argyll socks
Smooth, hip, and solid
Smooth, hip and solid
That's what we all wanna be
Stars rise at twilight
Stars rise at twilight
what a mesmerizing sight
but no one sees it
what a mesmerizing sight
but no one sees it
But no one sees it.
Gazing lat the above stars,
ay, the better days.
Gazing lat the above stars,
ay, the better days.
ay, the better days.
are yet to come in my life
because I'm still young.
are yet to come in my life
because I'm still young.
QUOTE(grendals_bane @ Jun 26 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]1246273[/snapback]
ay, the better days.
are yet to come in my life
because I'm still young.
Because I'm still young
Fighting age with tooth and nail
Nineteen, in my mind
nineteen in my mind
A lot of life to enjoy
Do not waste your time
A lot of life to enjoy
Do not waste your time
QUOTE(artymoon @ Jun 27 2006, 01:05 AM) [snapback]1247218[/snapback]
nineteen in my mind
A lot of life to enjoy
Do not waste your time
Do not waste your time
precious little to hold on
Stop, smell the roses
Stop, smell the roses
Even if a bee stings you
Just laugh a little
Even if a bee stings you
Just laugh a little
Just laugh a little.
At times may cry a little.
But keep your chin up.
At times may cry a little.
But keep your chin up.
But keep your chin up.
There's no reason to be scared.
Just keep moving on.
There's no reason to be scared.
Just keep moving on.
Just keep moving on.
Lot's of things to take care of.
You know the road's rough.
Lot's of things to take care of.
You know the road's rough.
you know the roads rough
are we repeating ourselves
it sure sounds like it
are we repeating ourselves
it sure sounds like it
it sure sounds like it
I haven't heard that in years
Great song by the way
I haven't heard that in years
Great song by the way
Great song by the way
makes me feel all powerful
like a warrior
makes me feel all powerful
like a warrior
like a warrioir
sing love is a battlefeild
not like a virgin 
sing love is a battlefeild
not like a virgin
not like a virgin
not for the very first time
nymphomaniac
not for the very first time
nymphomaniac
Nymphomaniac.
Doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it.
Doing it crazy.
Doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it.
Doing it crazy.
Doing it crazy.
Just can't stop yourself, can you?
Enough is enough.
Just can't stop yourself, can you?
Enough is enough.
Enough is enough.
I'm sick of writing haikus
because my head hurts
I'm sick of writing haikus
because my head hurts
QUOTE(grendals_bane @ Jun 28 2006, 12:12 AM) [snapback]1248938[/snapback]
Enough is enough.
I'm sick of writing haikus
because my head hurts
Because my head hurts
I try not to think too hard
But I can't help it.
But I can't help it.
Tis like lyrical practise.
Like LL Cool J.
Tis like lyrical practise.
Like LL Cool J.
Like LL Cool J
Gonna' knock you out, haiku
Another one down
Gonna' knock you out, haiku
Another one down
So very sunny out here
Kratos is blinded in eyes
Nighttime please come here
Kratos is blinded in eyes
Nighttime please come here
Nighttime please come here
How did the thread get up here
Wonder why sometime again
How did the thread get up here
Wonder why sometime again
QUOTE(Bigfoot_Is_Real @ Jun 29 2006, 06:55 PM) [snapback]1251348[/snapback]
Nighttime please come here
How did the thread get up here
Wonder why sometime again
Wonder why sometime
It always comes round to this
Dark night of the soul
QUOTE(Maelstrom5 @ Jun 30 2006, 03:13 AM) [snapback]1251964[/snapback]
Wonder why sometime
It always comes round to this
Dark night of the soul
dark night of the soul
anquish cry of lone despair
hope for tomorrow
Hope for tomorrow
Do not live in the moment
Dwell upon your past
Do not live in the moment
Dwell upon your past
Dwell upon your past
History repeats iteself.
Unprecedented.
History repeats iteself.
Unprecedented.
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