Mary sold as toast
with a side of grape jelly
is it so tasty
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is it so tasty
to have peanut butter with
cow eyeballs on toast
to have peanut butter with
cow eyeballs on toast
Cow eyeballs on toast.
Mustard sugar spagetti.
Brush teeth every week.
Mustard sugar spagetti.
Brush teeth every week.
Brush teeth every week.
or they will get heaps of holes
and you will say ouch
or they will get heaps of holes
and you will say ouch
And you will say ouch
You almost certainly will
When the pain gets worse
You almost certainly will
When the pain gets worse
when the pain gets worse
brain goes reverse
sing reality perverse
and it's a happy UM day when someone slams bush through the hoopla.
brain goes reverse
sing reality perverse
and it's a happy UM day when someone slams bush through the hoopla.
sing reality perverse
reveal it to be false
mold society
reveal it to be false
mold society
mold society
into a heap of jello
make it lime flavor
into a heap of jello
make it lime flavor
Make it lime flavor.
Swim to the mango Islands.
Bring goggles and straw.
Swim to the mango Islands.
Bring goggles and straw.
Bring goggles and straw.
Feed livestock, but protect eyes
Flying cow spittle
Feed livestock, but protect eyes
Flying cow spittle
Flying cow spittle.
It's all good, im 20 now!
July 28th.
It's all good, im 20 now!
July 28th.
July 28th.
we share something in common
Happy Birthday, Kak!
we share something in common
Happy Birthday, Kak!
Happy Birthday Kak!
I dont really know you
But have a good one
I dont really know you
But have a good one
But have a good one
Try to be happy today
later forget it
Try to be happy today
later forget it
later forget it
and all the pretty colors
of all the balloons
and all the pretty colors
of all the balloons
Of all the balloons
I sit in the uncolored
Laughing at others..
I sit in the uncolored
Laughing at others..
Laughing at others
Through the window she snickered
Sipping her coffee
Through the window she snickered
Sipping her coffee
Sipping her coffee.
Steam rising, smile growing.
"Appetizer mam?"
Steam rising, smile growing.
"Appetizer mam?"
"Appetizer mam?"
Like the tast of water
good yit bland
Like the tast of water
good yit bland
Good yit bland.
Holy good year blimp that's good.
More baby shrimp, shrimp.
Holy good year blimp that's good.
More baby shrimp, shrimp.
More baby shrimp, shrimp
Skewered with a kebab stick
Ouch! Vengeful waiter
Skewered with a kebab stick
Ouch! Vengeful waiter
"Ouch!" Vengeful waiter.
"Theres a hair in my damn soup, prick."
"Forget about it."
"Theres a hair in my damn soup, prick."
"Forget about it."
"Forget about it"
They tell her to leave it be
But can she ever?
They tell her to leave it be
But can she ever?
But can she ever?
I would have to say, never
But, she is clever
I would have to say, never
But, she is clever
But, she is clever
It's hard to see your own, fail.
Tony Soprano.
It's hard to see your own, fail.
Tony Soprano.
Tony soprano
Eats watermeleon
and cantalope too
Eats watermeleon
and cantalope too
And cantalope too.
Loves his wife, daughter, and son.
But he's killed for fun.
Loves his wife, daughter, and son.
But he's killed for fun.
But he's killed for fun.
out in the hot blazing sun
all begin to melt
out in the hot blazing sun
all begin to melt
All begin to melt.
Total annihilation,
what they're heading for.
Total annihilation,
what they're heading for.
what they're heading for.
is a life time of boredom,
in the grey new world.
is a life time of boredom,
in the grey new world.
QUOTE(grendals_bane @ Aug 3 2006, 01:19 AM) [snapback]1292918[/snapback]
what they're heading for.
is a life time of boredom,
in the grey new world.
In the grey new world
Plod onward through life's blank fog
Pure monotony
Pure monotony.
Grimey voices from herb smoke.
With eyes like the sun.
Grimey voices from herb smoke.
With eyes like the sun.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Aug 4 2006, 03:34 PM) [snapback]1294539[/snapback]
Pure monotony.
Grimey voices from herb smoke.
With eyes like the sun.
With eyes like the sun
she lights up the room
Bask in her warmth
basking in her warmth
she will burn and consume you
thats not lady luck ?
she will burn and consume you
thats not lady luck ?
Thats not lady luck?
Are you positive its not?
"Negative,..... not sure."!
Are you positive its not?
"Negative,..... not sure."!
"Negative,..... not sure."!
Takes more muscles to frown than
it does to smile.
Takes more muscles to frown than
it does to smile.
Uh oh, Kak. You've killed Unholy Haiku. "Smy-uhl" would seem a logical syllabic division, but it's not to be in this silly, English language.
"Negative,..... not sure."!
[It] takes more muscles to frown
[Than] it does to smile.
Than it does to smile
Frown for better exercise
Physical fitness
QUOTE
"Negative,..... not sure."!
[It] takes more muscles to frown
[Than] it does to smile.
Than it does to smile
Frown for better exercise
Physical fitness
physical fitness
I have but one leg its hard
so i grow obese
I have but one leg its hard
so i grow obese
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ Aug 5 2006, 10:59 PM) [snapback]1296615[/snapback]
Uh oh, Kak. You've killed Unholy Haiku.
Shush!
Ha yes, i tend to use an accent or slang in this Haiku, merely because of its "Unholy"ness...
So i grow obese.
Sitting so stupidly at
my new CPU.
my new CPU
just blew up, i cried for days
i got a new one
just blew up, i cried for days
i got a new one
I got a new one.
Better start saving again.
Soon it will be crap.
Better start saving again.
Soon it will be crap.
Soon it will be crap.
come on , now lets not dwell mate
grab your gear move on.
.
come on , now lets not dwell mate
grab your gear move on.
.
grab your gear move on.
move it or lose it sister
got that promotion
move it or lose it sister
got that promotion
got that promotion
congratulations, worker
thank your foremost boss
congratulations, worker
thank your foremost boss
Thank your foremost boss.
"See my orange vest and lights?
Keep it moving bud."
"See my orange vest and lights?
Keep it moving bud."
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Aug 8 2006, 01:09 AM) [snapback]1299144[/snapback]
Thank your foremost boss.
"See my orange vest and lights?
Keep it moving bud."
Keep it moving bud
your in the path of the walker
dont make that mistake
Dont make that mistake.
Make me a syllabol cake.
5-7-5 says I.
Make me a syllabol cake.
5-7-5 says I.
5-7-5 says I.
Keeping the haiku rhythm
Is quite important.
Keeping the haiku rhythm
Is quite important.
Is quite important.
for a rocket scientist
to count correctly
for a rocket scientist
to count correctly
to count correctly,
is to think where directly?
let's all haiku insurrectedly...
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