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Uncle farts fruit flies.
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Uncle farts fruit flies.
which is not very pleasant
too much commotion
which is not very pleasant
too much commotion
too much commotion
cherry watermelon smell
pass the nose plug please
cherry watermelon smell
pass the nose plug please
pass the nose plug, please
the stench in here is horrid
I'll be leaving now...
the stench in here is horrid
I'll be leaving now...
I'll be leaving now...
for it is time to move on
goodbye everyone!
for it is time to move on
goodbye everyone!
Goodbye everyone!
Six billion phone calls to make
'Absolute' headache
Six billion phone calls to make
'Absolute' headache
'Absolute' headache.
Tonight, i'll get to bed late.
Call me a dead weight.
Tonight, i'll get to bed late.
Call me a dead weight.
call me a dead weight
please no not a dead date man.
i need the real thing.
please no not a dead date man.
i need the real thing.
I need the real thing
its like a coke a cola
needed one more sip
needed one more sip
six hundred and seventy
i have acheived this
its like a coke a cola
needed one more sip
needed one more sip
six hundred and seventy
i have acheived this
I have achieved this...
Living life in green acres
And tired, aching bones
Living life in green acres
And tired, aching bones
And tired, aching bones
Would go nicely in some stew
For flavor, of course
Would go nicely in some stew
For flavor, of course
For flavor, of course
with little salt and pepper
don't sneeze in the stew
with little salt and pepper
don't sneeze in the stew
don't sneeze in the stew
already have green floaters
love the bell peppers
already have green floaters
love the bell peppers
love the bell peppers
red,green and yellow ones too
simmering snot stew
red,green and yellow ones too
simmering snot stew
simmering snot stew
disgusting mess I will eat
with relish like you
disgusting mess I will eat
with relish like you
with relish like you
who needs ketchup or mustard?
certainly not I.
who needs ketchup or mustard?
certainly not I.
certainly not I.
everyone has their own taste
what is yours, do tell
everyone has their own taste
what is yours, do tell
What is yours, do tell.
Put that food away, the smell!
Deep fried flies, gravy.
Put that food away, the smell!
Deep fried flies, gravy.
Deep fried flies, gravy
Chocolate covered crickets
Maggots a la mode
Chocolate covered crickets
Maggots a la mode
Maggots ala mode
When did this get disgusting?
I wander away.
When did this get disgusting?
I wander away.
I wander away
And you have missed the entree
Squirrel sticks, sauteed
And you have missed the entree
Squirrel sticks, sauteed
Squirrel sticks, sauteed
very tasty, dipped in ranch
with crunchy spiders
very tasty, dipped in ranch
with crunchy spiders
With crunchy spiders.
The legs squirming on your mouth.
Mmm, just like chicken.
The legs squirming on your mouth.
Mmm, just like chicken.
Mmm, just like chicken.
Such an odd meal to speak of...
Strange "welcome back" note...
Such an odd meal to speak of...
Strange "welcome back" note...
strange 'welcome back' note
means I can eat well again
no spiders or snot
means I can eat well again
no spiders or snot
No spiders or snot
will appear on my diet
I'm not that desperate...
will appear on my diet
I'm not that desperate...
I'm not that desperate (hey that's six syllables)
I think I'll forgo my food
and have some coffee
I think I'll forgo my food
and have some coffee
i'll have some coffee
perhaps stay up very late
bed bugs make me cringe
perhaps stay up very late
bed bugs make me cringe
bed bugs make me cringe
not if they are served on toast
tell me what happened
not if they are served on toast
tell me what happened
Tell me what happened.
Listen while i sing for you.
Lord give me a sign.
Listen while i sing for you.
Lord give me a sign.
Lord give me a sign
oh i see it ,....its clear now
sign says look me up
oh i see it ,....its clear now
sign says look me up
sign says look me up
but first, find me a phonebook
under what listing?
but first, find me a phonebook
under what listing?
Under what listing?
Amazing yellow pages.
Look for Tafari.
Amazing yellow pages.
Look for Tafari.
Look for Tafari
he lives upon the mountain,
very wise he is.
he lives upon the mountain,
very wise he is.
Very wise he is.
With his hair as pure as wool.
"Conquering Lion."
With his hair as pure as wool.
"Conquering Lion."
"Conquering Lion."
that is the secret password
enter, watch your step
that is the secret password
enter, watch your step
Enter, watch your step.
You know that this is your home.
Here at Mount Zion.
You know that this is your home.
Here at Mount Zion.
*is so relieved this thread has improved - getting quite mystical now*
Here at Mount Zion
We are building the Lion
The Lion of Judah
Here at Mount Zion
We are building the Lion
The Lion of Judah
here at mt. zion
where life is sweet , birds will sing
is it the funny farm ?
lol
where life is sweet , birds will sing
is it the funny farm ?
lol
is it the funny farm ?
that your dad was locked up in,
as he's a nutter.
that your dad was locked up in,
as he's a nutter.
QUOTE(grendals_bane @ Aug 22 2006, 03:33 PM) [snapback]1317752[/snapback]
is it the funny farm ?
that your dad was locked up in,
as he's a nutter.
as hes a nutter
and his brain is like butter
the nutter peanut butter
the nutter peanut butter
mix it with bread and some jam
to get a great snack.
mix it with bread and some jam
to get a great snack.
to get a great snack
theres snack pack pudding, chips too.
munch ,scarf, til im blue.
theres snack pack pudding, chips too.
munch ,scarf, til im blue.
munch ,scarf, til im blue.
remember to use napkin
whos up for seconds?
remember to use napkin
whos up for seconds?
whos up for seconds?
belly full, and still hungry?
Enough with the food.
belly full, and still hungry?
Enough with the food.
ag noooit, it's detyeriorated again..
OK:
Enough with the food
let's bring in some love and peace
for KakNelson's sake
OK:
Enough with the food
let's bring in some love and peace
for KakNelson's sake
4 KakNelson's sake.
1 prefer a donut, or
Universal Love?
1 prefer a donut, or
Universal Love?
UNIVERSAL LOVE
STANDING IN A CROWDED HOUSE
PUSH BECOMES TO SHOVE
STANDING IN A CROWDED HOUSE
PUSH BECOMES TO SHOVE
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Aug 24 2006, 06:56 PM) [snapback]1319856[/snapback]
UNIVERSAL LOVE
STANDING IN A CROWDED HOUSE
PUSH BECOMES TO SHOVE
Push becomes shove
it pours from above
Bird poo's on head
QUOTE(jaguar_guardian @ Aug 24 2006, 02:03 AM) [snapback]1319859[/snapback]
Push becomes shove
it pours from above
Bird poo's on head
bird poo on my head
five seven five is said
bird says try again
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