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grendals_bane
bird says try again
when you failed to fly high,
in the rich blue sky.
nativechick1989
in the rich blue sky.
soaring above the white clouds
im afraid of heights
grendals_bane
im afraid of heights
so please don't ever look down
at the world below.
FrankBlunt
At the world below
Earthworms causing lawns to bloat
Tree roots cracking bricks
artymoon
Tree roots cracking bricks
Bending over, knees cracking
Expose plumber's crack
girty1600

Expose plumber's crack
On a website made for that
Why oh why says I
Kaknelson
Why oh why, says I?...
One thinks it's so simple, at
the Shaolin Temple.
nativechick1989
the Shaolin Temple.
I'm so quiet and alone
no one to talk to
girty1600
no one to talk to
you could talk to me nc
its been a long time
sad.gif
Abecrombie
its been a long time
a post been made in mad libs
someone please post there
FrankBlunt
Someone please post there
More nouns, verbs, and adjectives
Save the predicates!
Abecrombie
save the predicates
of course they are words as well
they are indeed great
nativechick1989
they are indeed great
there is no other like them
rare, one of a kind
Abecrombie
rare , one of a kind
precious jewel, i wish was mine
five seven fives' fine. hmm.gif
Abecrombie
five seven fives fine
is anybody online?
have i lost my mind? w00t.gif
Bearly
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Aug 27 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]1323836[/snapback]

five seven fives fine
is anybody online?
have i lost my mind? w00t.gif



Have i lost my mind?
i really can't remembe
please return if found
Abecrombie
Please return if found
todays headlines made the news
good bad its all news
nativechick1989
good bad its all news
time to do some editing
remove unwanted
Kaknelson
Remove unwanted.
Persue posts if your prompted.
Much rather relax.






EDIT: Double Post.
nativechick1989
Much rather relax.
it is time for R&R
need a vacation
Kaknelson
Need a vacation.
Yes, I hear you. But not me.
I'm all sunburnded.
nativechick1989
I'm all sunburnded.
not one to worship the sun
I like the darkness
Abecrombie
i like the darkness
and the darkness likes me too
i glow in the dark thumbup.gif
grendals_bane
i glow in the dark
as I bathed in radium
when I was boy.
nativechick1989
when I was boy.
that was a long time ago
before motor cars
girty1600
before motor cars
we lived like the Amish do
gas costs, no problem
Abecrombie
gas costs no problem
sure no problem at all man
i dont drive you see
Maelstrom5
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Aug 30 2006, 01:04 AM) [snapback]1327501[/snapback]

gas costs no problem
sure no problem at all man
i dont drive you see


I don't drive, you see
I walk wherever I go
At least in my mind...
girty1600
At least in my mind...
I'm not the monster you see
Buy some Capt'n Crunch
artymoon
Buy some Capt'n Crunch
Can feel the gums bleeding now
Very tasty though
FrankBlunt
Very tasty though
Cap'n Crunch or calculus?
Both mineral rich
nativechick1989
Both mineral rich
and both high in calcium
it takes one a day
Abecrombie
It takes one a day
little, yellow ,different
remember that one?
grendals_bane
remember that one?
about the nun in the pub,
no, neither do I.
nativechick1989
no, neither do I.
sometimes it is very hard
to watch where you step
FearX
to watch where you step
you might need some glasses though
or just some eyeballs
Kaknelson
:S DOUBLE POST
Kaknelson
Or just some eyeballs.
For all those who can see, see.
And that can hear, hear.

grin2.gif
FearX
And that can hear, hear
hear what? the sound of music
i really dont care
girty1600
i really dont care
the Sound of Music was great
"Raindrops on Roses"
FearX
"raindrops on rosses"
Sounds like a song when youre high
but you never know
Abecrombie
but you never know
what you find in the jungle
monkeys birds and snakes
nativechick1989
monkeys birds and snakes
lions and tigers and bears
Oh My .. catchy tune
FearX
Oh My... catchy tune
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Wow... thats a good song
Maelstrom5
QUOTE(FearX @ Sep 1 2006, 07:56 PM) [snapback]1332004[/snapback]

Oh My... catchy tune
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Wow... thats a good song


Wow...that's a good song
My head aches and my ears bleed
Good for what ails ya...
Abecrombie
good for what ails ya
good for the goose and gander
not the moon lander hmm.gif
joc
Not the moon lander!
For the love of God people!
Not the moon lander!

happy.gif
Abecrombie
not the moon lander
i know, ill change the subject
but what shall i change? dontgetit.gif
FearX
but what shall i change?
No a darn thing, nope nothing
cuz i dont want to
FrankBlunt
Cuz I don't want to
Pass me a dunce cap, teacher
Hail corner dwellers!
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