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Maelstrom5
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ Sep 2 2006, 06:00 PM) [snapback]1333126[/snapback]

Cuz I don't want to
Pass me a dunce cap, teacher
Hail corner dwellers!


Hail corner dwellers
Those with minds shaken, not stirred
Step into the light
artymoon
Step into the light
"Thanks for coming out tonight!"
"You guys are the best!"
FearX
"You guys are the best!"
No really, you are the best
Okay Stop Lying
Abecrombie
Ok stop lying
why? your lying like a dog
who pooped the carpet disgust.gif
FrankBlunt
Who pooped the carpet?
Unvacuumed dust mite culprits
Germaphobe nightmare
strangebutsmart
Germaphobe nightmare.
What the heck is its meaning?
Someone answer me!
strangebutsmart
Someone answer me!
I'll search wikipedia.
I don't understand.
FrankBlunt
QUOTE(strangebutsmart @ Sep 3 2006, 02:31 PM) [snapback]1334459[/snapback]

Someone answer me!
I'll search wikipedia.
I don't understand.


Definition of 'Germaphobe'
Kaknelson
I don't understand.
No comprende amiga?
Break the word down, damn.
nativechick1989
Break the word down, damn.
for those who don't understand
speak in plain english
Abecrombie
speak in plain english
"germ a phobe" is short for it
meaning fear of germs
Kaknelson
Meaning fear of germs.
Fanky, well he likes large terms.
Vocabulary.
strangebutsmart
Vocabulary.
Why does it exist; I know,
for we can, er speak.
girty1600
for we can, er speak.
at the Kennedy compound
Irish Catholic fun
nativechick1989
Irish Catholic fun
enjoy summer church picnics
hamburgers and beans
Kaknelson
Hamburgers and beans
With four leaf clovers of greens.
It's not halloween.
FrankBlunt
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Sep 4 2006, 03:19 PM) [snapback]1336031[/snapback]

Meaning fear of germs.
Fanky, well he likes large terms.
Vocabulary.


Am I Fanky, now? w00t.gif thumbsup.gif Has a zip to it...

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Hamburgers and beans
With four leaf clovers of greens.
It's not halloween.


It's not Halloween?
Painted eyebrows frighten me
Excessive makeup
Abecrombie
Its not Halloween
the liver said to the spleen
"wait, urine trouble" w00t.gif
Abecrombie
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ Sep 5 2006, 07:24 AM) [snapback]1336842[/snapback]

Am I Fanky, now? w00t.gif thumbsup.gif Has a zip to it...
It's not Halloween?
Painted eyebrows frighten me
Excessive makeup



Excessive makeup
a health problem for your face
the spleen could care less wink2.gif
nativechick1989
the spleen could care less
remember, don't strain yourself
woohoo it's tuesday
Kaknelson
Woohoo it's tuesday!
A short week @ work, I say!
Let's give thanks and praise.

FrankBlunt- For some reason your name reminds me of Frank White. Franky Baby from the movie "King Of New York". You should watch it.
nativechick1989
Let's give thanks and praise.
for the world is your oyster
so keep your head up
girty1600
so keep your head up
unless pigeons are swarming
then, duck and cover
strangebutsmart
then, duck and cover
where did the duck go, oh where!
No idiot, duck!
Kaknelson
No idiot, duck!
Good luck making a buck, schmuck!
Trump says, "you're fired".
girty1600
Trump says, "you're fired".
Being an apprentice slave
Was my dream come true!
Kaknelson
Was my dream come true!
Truth, through a vision of blue.
Spectacular view.
nativechick1989
Spectacular view.
from high on a mountain top
you afraid of heights?
Abecrombie
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Sep 6 2006, 06:26 PM) [snapback]1339520[/snapback]

No idiot, duck!
Good luck making a buck, schmuck!
Trump says, "you're fired".



I love it ! w00t.gif ......no "your hired " , Kaknelson ! thumbsup.gif
Abecrombie
You afraid of heights?
said the trooper to the mice.
pulling his shute twice
nativechick1989
pulling his shute twice
it causes the bell to ring
makes you look around
girty1600
Makes you look around
Where the hell are my car keys?
In the fridge again!
Kaknelson
In the fridge again!
Cuz keeping keys cold could help.
My car is icey.
Abecrombie
my car is icey
in the winter morning frost
whoops where are my keys?
Big cheese
whoops were are my keys
someone said there in the fridge
I cant belive that
nativechick1989
I cant belive that
what people are doing now
cause much confusion
FrankBlunt
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Sep 5 2006, 11:44 PM) [snapback]1338141[/snapback]

FrankBlunt- For some reason your name reminds me of Frank White. Franky Baby from the movie "King Of New York". You should watch it.


I'm going to check that one out, Kak. Thanks for the recommendation... My kind of film. With the cast including Christopher Walken, Larry Fishburne, and Steve Buscemi, it must be good.

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I cant belive that
what people are doing now
cause much confusion


Cause much confusion
Haggle at supermarkets
Protest scanner beeps
nativechick1989
Protest scanner beeps
like nails on a blackboard
runs away and hides
strangebutsmart
runs away and hides
but he's so full of proud, yo
he ain't have to live
nativechick1989
he ain't have to live
makes you wonder about things
strange and scary things
FrankBlunt
Strange and scary things
Such as calling women Miss
Yet men are not hits
Kaknelson
Yet men are not hits.
But when their snot hits, coke hits.
Tony Montana.
Abecrombie
Tony Montana
Id like you to meet my friend
I mean little friend
Kaknelson
I mean little friend.
Nobody fu**s with the best.
Ego grows like flame.
Abecrombie
Ego grows with flame
call mt pharmicutical
they'll frost your cornflakes
Big cheese
They’ll frost your cornflakes
Breakfast paracetamol
No headaches at dawn
grendals_bane
No headaches at dawn
when the suns light strikes the earth
bringing you to life
girty1600
Bringing you to life
One molecule at a time
Just like Sea-monkeys
Kaknelson
Just like Sea-monkeys
Soaring so effortlessly.
Listening to us.
Maelstrom5
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Sep 12 2006, 12:50 AM) [snapback]1346168[/snapback]

Just like Sea-monkeys
Soaring so effortlessly.
Listening to us.


Listening to us
Invisible, sea-monkeys
Brine shrimp are so small

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