Brine shrimp are so small
Sea-monkeys can grow quite large
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[1/2 to 3/4 inches! I had no idea.]
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of this gigantic red box
watch out for the snake
of this gigantic red box
watch out for the snake
watch out for the snake
because it's fangs are deadly
venom filled they are
because it's fangs are deadly
venom filled they are
Venom filled they are
Scorpions in the desert
Inside my left boot!
Scorpions in the desert
Inside my left boot!
Inside my left boot!
there is one foot and five toes
hey man, change your socks!
there is one foot and five toes
hey man, change your socks!
Hey man, change your socks!
Clean yourself, your filthy, dirt.
You smell like grandma.
Clean yourself, your filthy, dirt.
You smell like grandma.
You smell like grandma
Sweet, Musty, dry and crusty
Watch the catheter
Sweet, Musty, dry and crusty
Watch the catheter
Watch the catheter
Slowly being inserted
I hate hospitals
Slowly being inserted
I hate hospitals
I hate hospitals
Staph infection breeding grounds
The waiting room blues
Staph infection breeding grounds
The waiting room blues
the waiting room blues
the jam band played in e flat
they were not in tune
the jam band played in e flat
they were not in tune
They were not in tune
e flat just like kurt cobain?
pentatonic blues
e flat just like kurt cobain?
pentatonic blues
QUOTE(Big cheese @ Sep 15 2006, 12:36 PM) [snapback]1350998[/snapback]
They were not in tune
e flat just like kurt cobain?
pentatonic blues
Pentatonic blues
song sprung from an anguished soul
to release and heal
to release and heal
the shoe horn says to the foot
smells like teen spirit
the shoe horn says to the foot
smells like teen spirit
smells like teen spirit
To what degree is the stench?
Must keep rolling on
To what degree is the stench?
Must keep rolling on
QUOTE(artymoon @ Sep 16 2006, 02:28 PM) [snapback]1352493[/snapback]
smells like teen spirit
To what degree is the stench?
Must keep rolling on
[LOL on your 2nd line]
Must keep rolling on
I see, says the 3-eyed frog
A bear with no hair
A bear with no hair
that would be barely naked
bare naked ladies ?
that would be barely naked
bare naked ladies ?
Bare naked ladies?
The Canadian band.
My mental music .
The Canadian band.
My mental music .
My mental music.
Semi conscious quavers rule
The mind with the beat
Semi conscious quavers rule
The mind with the beat
The mind with the beat
it-it is something like this
"scracth"," scratch" annoying
it-it is something like this
"scracth"," scratch" annoying
"scracth"," scratch" annoying
annoying, yes, that it is
we're all free falling
annoying, yes, that it is
we're all free falling
We're all free falling.
Music mans many merits.
The Rod; we're Moses.
Music mans many merits.
The Rod; we're Moses.
The Rod; we're Moses.
you don't have to say that twice
try turning the tide
you don't have to say that twice
try turning the tide
try turning the tide
or try turning the channel
of water that is
or try turning the channel
of water that is
Of water that is.
Gushing grey gysers flood though.
Repetitive fool.
Gushing grey gysers flood though.
Repetitive fool.
QUOTE(Kaknelson @ Sep 19 2006, 11:31 PM) [snapback]1357228[/snapback]
Of water that is.
Gushing grey gysers flood though.
Repetitive fool.
Repetitive fool
Redundant redudundancies...
Somebody slap me
Somebody slap me
Lashes with a wet noodle
Always make me smile
Lashes with a wet noodle
Always make me smile
Always make me smile
With finger in a di nose.
Let's do the sundance.
With finger in a di nose.
Let's do the sundance.
Let's do the sundance
Wiggle your bum in the sun
The sun likes to watch!
Wiggle your bum in the sun
The sun likes to watch!
The sun likes to watch!
then leaves you with a bad burn
peeling, scary sight
then leaves you with a bad burn
peeling, scary sight
Peeling , scary sight
mrs roper thinks thats right
face mask starts to crack
Hence threes company sit com. lol
mrs roper thinks thats right
face mask starts to crack
Hence threes company sit com. lol
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Sep 20 2006, 07:24 AM) [snapback]1357628[/snapback]
Peeling , scary sight
mrs roper thinks thats right
face mask starts to crack
Hence threes company sit com. lol
Face mask starts to crack
Fragments of ego revealed
True colours exposed
QUOTE(Big cheese @ Sep 20 2006, 08:52 AM) [snapback]1357718[/snapback]
Face mask starts to crack
Fragments of ego revealed
True colours exposed
True colours exposed
A hundred shades of soft gray
No lines to define
No lines to define
no orfus in sight thereof
who can tell gender?
no orfus in sight thereof
who can tell gender?
who can tell gender?
your guess is as good as mine
it's so confusing
your guess is as good as mine
it's so confusing
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Sep 20 2006, 04:01 PM) [snapback]1358161[/snapback]
who can tell gender?
your guess is as good as mine
it's so confusing
it's so confusing
Sorting fly poop from pepper
Or dandruff from salt...
Or dandruff from salt.
Cheap herb from oregano.
Super spicey spliff.
Cheap herb from oregano.
Super spicey spliff.
Super spicey spliff.
thats the least of our problems
no one has a clue
thats the least of our problems
no one has a clue
No one has a clue
except us here, we sure do
perhaps you do too.
except us here, we sure do
perhaps you do too.
perhaps you do too.
know exactly what to do
can you please help us?
know exactly what to do
can you please help us?
Perhaps you do too.
You exemplify greatness.
Find it and use it.
You exemplify greatness.
Find it and use it.
Find it and use it.
no thank you, find it yourself
don't be so helpless
no thank you, find it yourself
don't be so helpless
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Sep 21 2006, 12:15 AM) [snapback]1359061[/snapback]
QUOTE
Find it and use it.
no thank you, find it yourself
don't be so helpless
no thank you, find it yourself
don't be so helpless
pretty good .
Don't be so helpless
dont get sand kicked in your eyes
and please gain some weight
and please gain some weight
because a flag pole can cast
a bigger shadow
because a flag pole can cast
a bigger shadow
a bigger shadow
you shall need cause you are fat
it's more than one mile
you shall need cause you are fat
it's more than one mile
it's more than one mile
up across that great big hill
only half mile down
up across that great big hill
only half mile down
only half mile down
which can seem a long long way
just don't move to fast
which can seem a long long way
just don't move to fast
just dont move too fast
drive a litlle slower pal !
road rage hits the street
drive a litlle slower pal !
road rage hits the street
road rage hits the street
move it or lose it, sister
i own the highway
move it or lose it, sister
i own the highway
I own the highway
but i do not own my soul
that belongs to God
but i do not own my soul
that belongs to God
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