that belongs to God
all things that are good and pure
on a puffy cloud
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on a puffy cloud
sits a magical fairy
watching all the world.
sits a magical fairy
watching all the world.
QUOTE(grendals_bane @ Sep 24 2006, 11:52 PM) [snapback]1363666[/snapback]
on a puffy cloud
sits a magical fairy
watching all the world.
Watching all the world
Spinning silent, starlit space
Getting dizzy now
getting dizzy now
that im a 19year old
i am but an old fart
that im a 19year old
i am but an old fart
I am but and old fart
TJ beat me to the draw
shot right throught the heart
TJ beat me to the draw
shot right throught the heart
shot right throught the heart
cupids aim was on target
such a good archer
cupids aim was on target
such a good archer
such a good archer
the arrow plunged in deeply
death was imminent
the arrow plunged in deeply
death was imminent
death was imminent
was not suppose to happen
we need to move on
was not suppose to happen
we need to move on
we need to move on
time to start the fire and sear
the food was needed
time to start the fire and sear
the food was needed
The food was needed.
Hungry like a newborn kid,
but always smiling.
Hungry like a newborn kid,
but always smiling.
But always smiling
Proved to be a false visage
Mask of dormant scorn
Proved to be a false visage
Mask of dormant scorn
Mask of dormant scorn
but some tend to be janus
must not fool people
but some tend to be janus
must not fool people
Must not fool people.
Which is ironic because
most people are fools.
Which is ironic because
most people are fools.
Most people are fools
when they fall in love too soon
breaking up is hard
when they fall in love too soon
breaking up is hard
breaking up is hard
it's a blessing in disguise
its because things change
it's a blessing in disguise
its because things change
Its because things change.
Neverending creation.
Time's longer than rope.
Neverending creation.
Time's longer than rope.
Times longer than rope.
so try NOT to hang yourself
tic toc knock knock noose
so try NOT to hang yourself
tic toc knock knock noose
tic toc knock knock noose
tying a knot can be hard
when you use your teeth
tying a knot can be hard
when you use your teeth
when you use your teeth
a person can chew better
not to mention smile
a person can chew better
not to mention smile
not to mention smile
when everything is all good
and life is a ball
when everything is all good
and life is a ball
and life is a ball
no matter which path it rolls
can be bouncy too
no matter which path it rolls
can be bouncy too
can be bouncy too
yo mama so fat yo, man
she has lots of gas
yo mama so fat yo, man
she has lots of gas
she has lots of gas
is ones own energy source
breaking up is hard
is ones own energy source
breaking up is hard
Breaking up is hard.
Getting together's easy.
Lovely emotions.
Getting together's easy.
Lovely emotions.
Lovely emotions
oh yes i know im lovely
im conceited too.
oh yes i know im lovely
im conceited too.
im conceited too.
I am an ego
I think to much of myself
I am an ego
I think to much of myself
QUOTE(strangebutsmart @ Sep 29 2006, 07:50 PM) [snapback]1371246[/snapback]
im conceited too.
I am an ego
I think to much of myself
im conceited too
i think too much of my self
i am an ego. {575}
Iam an ego
im not a eggo waffle
dont touch my pancakes
dont touch my pancakes
or you'll end up all sticky
hard to get away
or you'll end up all sticky
hard to get away
hard to get away
from this unexplained mystery
this website rocks man
from this unexplained mystery
this website rocks man
this website rocks man
it completely controls me
oh my, I need help!
it completely controls me
oh my, I need help!
Oh my I need help
boy do i ever need it
what is "faith no more?"
boy do i ever need it
what is "faith no more?"
what is faith no more
an epic for the fish
i fall to peices
an epic for the fish
i fall to peices
I fall to pieces
Patsy Clien sang to the crowd
they cheered clapping hands
Patsy Clien sang to the crowd
they cheered clapping hands
They cheered clapping hands
Ovations for ovations
Cheap entertainment
Ovations for ovations
Cheap entertainment
Cheap entertainment
then the crowd threw vegatables
splat , right in the face
then the crowd threw vegatables
splat , right in the face
QUOTE(Abecrombie @ Sep 30 2006, 11:06 AM) [snapback]1371661[/snapback]
Cheap entertainment
then the crowd threw vegatables
splat , right in the face
splat right in the face,
the bird flew over
i need a towel
i need a towel
I'm so sweaty I look wet
hand me the towel
I'm so sweaty I look wet
hand me the towel
hand me the towel
giving up is no option
fight 'til the finish
giving up is no option
fight 'til the finish
fight 'til the finish
always end in a knock out
looks like a raccoon
always end in a knock out
looks like a raccoon
looks like a raccoon
is blocking the blue toilet
said the old plumber
is blocking the blue toilet
said the old plumber
said the old plumber
hand me the plunger will ya?
were going in guys
hand me the plunger will ya?
were going in guys
were going in guys
in unknown territory
there is no return
in unknown territory
there is no return
there is no return
from this dark and smelly world
hope you dont fall in
from this dark and smelly world
hope you dont fall in
I hope you don't fall in
The trap I have laid
I took great care in the way it was laid
The trap I have laid
I took great care in the way it was laid
I took great care in the way it was laid
but all the blue prints were lost
recall the layout
but all the blue prints were lost
recall the layout
Recall the layout.
Recount the paper payout.
Call me money man.
Recount the paper payout.
Call me money man.
Call me money man.
better yet, miss moneybags
we're in the money
better yet, miss moneybags
we're in the money
We're in the money!
Doing it big like D. Trump.
Well, now that's a lie.
Doing it big like D. Trump.
Well, now that's a lie.
Well, now that's a lie.
your nose is starting to grow
and your face twitches
your nose is starting to grow
and your face twitches
And your face twitches.
My mouth trembles to the thought.
Alliteration.
My mouth trembles to the thought.
Alliteration.
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