tulips and daisies
placed in an elegant vase
a gift for my wife
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a gift for my wife
that I am sure she will love
all rainbow colored
that I am sure she will love
all rainbow colored
All rainbow colored.
Can't we live like ROYGBIV?
All colours in peace.
Can't we live like ROYGBIV?
All colours in peace.
All colours in peace.
all sixty-four included
thanks to crayola
all sixty-four included
thanks to crayola
Thanks to Crayola.
Nickelodeon neons.
The Jackolantern.
Nickelodeon neons.
The Jackolantern.
The Jackolantern.
it is craved to perfection
pumpkin seeds taste good
it is craved to perfection
pumpkin seeds taste good
pumpkin seeds taste good
roasted, with some pumpkin soup
love this time of year
roasted, with some pumpkin soup
love this time of year
love this time of year
especially NdN summer
a wonderful time
especially NdN summer
a wonderful time
A wonderful time.
Grab a partner, doe-see-doe.
Not my style though.
Grab a partner, doe-see-doe.
Not my style though.
Not my style though.
I like to shimy and shake
then the music stops
I like to shimy and shake
then the music stops
then the music stops
then the songbirds sings goodbye
dont shut down and cry
then the songbirds sings goodbye
dont shut down and cry
dont shut down and cry
just cowboy up and be brave
don't let it scare you
just cowboy up and be brave
don't let it scare you
Don't let it scare you.
True cowgirls known to fear not
the opposition.
True cowgirls known to fear not
the opposition.
The opposition
Goes against my coffee dream!
Oh woe... woe is me!
Goes against my coffee dream!
Oh woe... woe is me!
Oh woe... woe is me!
Therefore you see, me is woe.
A contradiction?
Therefore you see, me is woe.
A contradiction?
A contradiction?
Nay- for I make all sort of sense
After my coffee...
Nay- for I make all sort of sense
After my coffee...
After my coffee...
And as a Canadian...
Strictly Tim Hortons.
And as a Canadian...
Strictly Tim Hortons.
Strictly Tim Hortons-
That is the only way to go
Don't you truly know?
That is the only way to go
Don't you truly know?
Don't you truly know
Is not wisdom's end- rather
It's the beginning?
Is not wisdom's end- rather
It's the beginning?
It's the beginning?
As far as you think, it is
But I don't think so...
As far as you think, it is
But I don't think so...
But I don't think so...
For doesn't the Universe go
In circles unstopped?
For doesn't the Universe go
In circles unstopped?
In circles unstopped?
The circle of life theory.
So says Elton John.
The circle of life theory.
So says Elton John.
So says Elton John
The candle in the wind song
La la doobee doo...
The candle in the wind song
La la doobee doo...
La la doo bee doo,
sham a lama ding dong doo
All together now
sham a lama ding dong doo
All together now
All together now,
we must get the Dot in here.
In here, and bring drinks.
we must get the Dot in here.
In here, and bring drinks.
In here, and bring drinks
For then Dot can have picnic
Yes... Oh yes indeed.
For then Dot can have picnic
Yes... Oh yes indeed.
Yes... Oh yes indeed.
Bring the coffee, light the green.
Read the newspaper.
Bring the coffee, light the green.
Read the newspaper.
Read the newspaper.
instead of watching the news
inky finger tips
instead of watching the news
inky finger tips
Inky finger tips
read about good things, the truth
binded by wisdom
read about good things, the truth
binded by wisdom
binded by wisdom
because knowledge is power
power is knowledge
because knowledge is power
power is knowledge
Power is knowledge
Consumed by the elite as we
Sip my coffee cup...
Consumed by the elite as we
Sip my coffee cup...
Sip my coffee cup...
with lots of cream and sugar
I hate black coffee
with lots of cream and sugar
I hate black coffee
i hate black coffee
iced tea tastes so much better
one scoop of sugar
iced tea tastes so much better
one scoop of sugar
one scoop of sugar
to help with that morning buzz
running in circles
to help with that morning buzz
running in circles
Running in circles,
we all shall scream "Bawk, Bawk, Bawk"
For we are chickens.
we all shall scream "Bawk, Bawk, Bawk"
For we are chickens.
"For we are chickens,
said mother to the chickling,
"Dont be so headless" !
said mother to the chickling,
"Dont be so headless" !
"Dont be so headless" !
just like the headless horseman
creepy dark figure
just like the headless horseman
creepy dark figure
creepy dark figure
sometimes are attractive too
if your on blind dates
sometimes are attractive too
if your on blind dates
if you're on blind dates
try to be deaf and mute too
it eases the pain
try to be deaf and mute too
it eases the pain
It eases the pain,
those silly medications.
We're seeing double.
those silly medications.
We're seeing double.
We're seeing double.
'cause two is better then one
it's too high to count
'cause two is better then one
it's too high to count
It's too high to count,
but we never count that high.
Hop-scotch, anyone?
but we never count that high.
Hop-scotch, anyone?
Hop-scotch, anyone?
With a sore leg, not I.
Doctor says danger.
With a sore leg, not I.
Doctor says danger.
Doctor says danger.
be careful, don't hurt yourself
must obey orders
be careful, don't hurt yourself
must obey orders
must obey orders
my conscience is telling me.
better see my shrink
my conscience is telling me.
better see my shrink
Better see my shrink .
But, what if your shrink needs one?
Another shrinks help.
But, what if your shrink needs one?
Another shrinks help.
Another shrinks help.
Then another, then one more
Where does the help stop?
Then another, then one more
Where does the help stop?
Where does the help stop?
Will you help me stop the help?
I don't need help, please.
Will you help me stop the help?
I don't need help, please.
I don't need help, please.
Unless you help me get booze
Who has a shot for me?
Unless you help me get booze
Who has a shot for me?
Who has a shot for me? (that's six, dude, not five 
)
I will have a shot for you,
Let's drink together.
)I will have a shot for you,
Let's drink together.
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