So who wants to know?
I ask you all this question
Do you want to know?
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do you want to know?
no! you can't handle the truth
jumpin cow udders
no! you can't handle the truth
jumpin cow udders
jumpin cow udders
we get wet shoes, smells like cheese
we rub on armpits
we get wet shoes, smells like cheese
we rub on armpits
we rub on armpits
crystal deoderant rocks
no...they do no work
crystal deoderant rocks
no...they do no work
My eyes are fading
My heart is stopping my blood
My life is failing
Darkness in our eyes
Pain and suffering it all boils
My skin feels it all
My heart is stopping my blood
My life is failing
Darkness in our eyes
Pain and suffering it all boils
My skin feels it all
My skin feels it all
Much after that injection
I need more Botox
Much after that injection
I need more Botox
I need more Botox
My cheekbones need enhancement
I want a facelift.
My cheekbones need enhancement
I want a facelift.
I want a facelift.
I want it to last long time.
Look like that Jacko.
I want it to last long time.
Look like that Jacko.
look like that jacko
that everyone makes fun of
cuz he's Über-freak
that everyone makes fun of
cuz he's Über-freak
cuz he's Uber-freak
Just like that old Rick James song
Wait...I'm so confused.
Just like that old Rick James song
Wait...I'm so confused.
Wait...I'm so confused.
Yeah, like that is something new.
Pass me a bevy!
Yeah, like that is something new.
Pass me a bevy!
Pass me a bevy!
Cries Girty to nekkid Stew
The flirting bar guy.
Cries Girty to nekkid Stew
The flirting bar guy.
The flirting bar guy.
Just poured me a tall one, thanks.
Gulp gulp gulp gulp, ahhhhhhh!
Just poured me a tall one, thanks.
Gulp gulp gulp gulp, ahhhhhhh!
Gulp gulp gulp gulp, ahhhhhhh!
She's one thirsty woman, eh?
Sitting next nekkid Stew.
She's one thirsty woman, eh?
Sitting next nekkid Stew.
An unholy thread
There is much confusion here
The theme isn't kept
There is much confusion here
The theme isn't kept
The theme isn't kept
And arsenik doesn't help
One more rulebreaker
And arsenik doesn't help
One more rulebreaker
One more rulebreaker
Ruins the thread's real theme, eh!
Pox upon those guys.
Ruins the thread's real theme, eh!
Pox upon those guys.
Pox upon those guys
Who always buck the system
They think they're special?
Who always buck the system
They think they're special?
Well, blah upon you
what am I supposed to say
something unholy?
what am I supposed to say
something unholy?
Something unholy?
Just read the very first post here
And find out what's right.
Just read the very first post here
And find out what's right.
And find out what's right
It's not cool to be stupid
You are now uncool.
It's not cool to be stupid
You are now uncool.
You are now uncool.
But you can be truly cur-ed!
Cur-ed I say, yeah!
But you can be truly cur-ed!
Cur-ed I say, yeah!
Cu-red I say, yeah!
Don't you dare take off the gauze!
You're hemmoraging.
Don't you dare take off the gauze!
You're hemmoraging.
You're hemmoraging.
All over my brand new carpet
Oh, you foul demon!
All over my brand new carpet
Oh, you foul demon!
Oh, You Foul Demon!
Leave this place, I cast you out!
No more UPN!
Leave this place, I cast you out!
No more UPN!
No more UPN!
Get some fresh air and sunshine
time is a-wastin'
Get some fresh air and sunshine
time is a-wastin'
time is a wastin!
You should get to work on that.
Get to level 3.
You should get to work on that.
Get to level 3.
Get to level 3
Frogger's a hard game to beat
why do frogs cross roads?
Frogger's a hard game to beat
why do frogs cross roads?
Why do frogs cross roads?
To get to the other side?
Isn't that cliche?
To get to the other side?
Isn't that cliche?
Isn't that a cliche?
The old "it's not you, it's me"
it's been done to death
The old "it's not you, it's me"
it's been done to death
It's been done to death
I will not do it again.
"Do Bill Cosby more!"
I will not do it again.
"Do Bill Cosby more!"
'do more cosby more!'
was the audience's shout
to the improv guy
was the audience's shout
to the improv guy
to the improv guy
shove that pop into Bills ear
wiggle it, ear wax
shove that pop into Bills ear
wiggle it, ear wax
Wiggle it, earwax.
these truths are self-evident.
More chicken, garcon.
these truths are self-evident.
More chicken, garcon.
More chicken, garcon.
This poi tastes like rattle-snake
Which tastes like chicken
This poi tastes like rattle-snake
Which tastes like chicken
which tastes like chicken
our fingers smell of bacon
Miss piggy sat on
our fingers smell of bacon
Miss piggy sat on
Miss piggy sat on
the car which was blue and red,
now it's all dirty
the car which was blue and red,
now it's all dirty
now it's all dirty
the floor is all tainted, yuck!
we need some more bleach
the floor is all tainted, yuck!
we need some more bleach
we need some more bleach
good for your nostrils?
Or is that just me...
good for your nostrils?
Or is that just me...
or is that just me
getting jiggy with elvis
cracked out flies, we groove
getting jiggy with elvis
cracked out flies, we groove
Cracked out flies, we groove.
Obnoxious dancing squirrel,
Fishing for diapers.
Obnoxious dancing squirrel,
Fishing for diapers.
Fishing for daipers
the depraved baby whistles
as he casts it out
the depraved baby whistles
as he casts it out
as he casts it out
a chimpanzee snaps the line
to hell with primates!
a chimpanzee snaps the line
to hell with primates!
to hell with primates
they toss poo at Moe, grin lots
bring out the duct tape
they toss poo at Moe, grin lots
bring out the duct tape
bring out the duct tape
repair all my broken parts
quick fix 101
repair all my broken parts
quick fix 101
quick fix 101
dot stole Moe's green bubble gem
no need to thank Dot
dot stole Moe's green bubble gem
no need to thank Dot
no need to thank Dot
green is not your enemy
this is groovy joy
green is not your enemy
this is groovy joy
this is groovy joy
like winking at a mad dog
theres milk on your toast
like winking at a mad dog
theres milk on your toast
theres milk on your toast
slurping mush through false teeth
oh the soggyness (is that a real word?)
slurping mush through false teeth
oh the soggyness (is that a real word?)
oh the soggynes
of a toad soaked in yogurt
we grin, happy day
of a toad soaked in yogurt
we grin, happy day
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