he is dead
but there is no time to mourn
just get over it
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just get over it
I've dealt with your kind before,
you're all the same
I've dealt with your kind before,
you're all the same
you're all the same
because it's very boring
need variety
because it's very boring
need variety
need variety
but is the red flower any different
from the white
but is the red flower any different
from the white
From the white?
Segregation sickens I.
Children of the sun.
Segregation sickens I.
Children of the sun.
children of the sun.
they linger here, with their scorched skin
forever - and ever.
they linger here, with their scorched skin
forever - and ever.
forever - and ever.
there's no end to the cycle
I'm getting dizzy
there's no end to the cycle
I'm getting dizzy
I'm getting dizzy
she looks like she could be
forty-five
she looks like she could be
forty-five
forty-five
'cause that is just a number
a four and a five
'cause that is just a number
a four and a five
a four and a five
the banker leers across the table
hit me
the banker leers across the table
hit me
Hit me, hit me twice
Haiku is five, seven, five
Syllables per line
Haiku is five, seven, five
Syllables per line
Syllables per line
just clap out the syllables
its not hard to do
just clap out the syllables
its not hard to do
^^Ahhh, I see now 
It's not hard to do
When the train comes rolling by
You just jump onboard
It's not hard to do
When the train comes rolling by
You just jump onboard
You just jump onboard
for one hundred bucks per ride
hookers are cheap fun
for one hundred bucks per ride
hookers are cheap fun
^^Good to see ya, Falco
hookers are cheap fun
but as I watch them prowling
I want something more
hookers are cheap fun
but as I watch them prowling
I want something more
I want something more
besides this ash
glowing burning
besides this ash
glowing burning
(added one more syllable 
)
It's glowing, burning
The lighbulb should not be touched,
While it is turned on.
)It's glowing, burning
The lighbulb should not be touched,
While it is turned on.
While it is turned on.
Philosophical reason?
Muthafu%%'n hot!
Philosophical reason?
Muthafu%%'n hot!
Muthaf%%n' hot!
Is me, in the steaming sauna
problems to sweat out
Is me, in the steaming sauna
problems to sweat out
Problems to sweat out.
Father they have dug our pit.
Cannot fall in it.
Father they have dug our pit.
Cannot fall in it.
cannot fall in it
falling in my suck me down
help it is quicksand
falling in my suck me down
help it is quicksand
Help, it is quicksand!
Sure, I will pull you out babe.
Just like Batman would.
Sure, I will pull you out babe.
Just like Batman would.
help it is quicksand
wait, on second thoughts, dont help
i like the feeling
wait, on second thoughts, dont help
i like the feeling
^^Wooops
Just like Batman would
With his big black Bat-mo-bile
he's overrated
Just like Batman would
With his big black Bat-mo-bile
he's overrated
He's overrated.
Bruce Wayne and alter ego.
Utility belt.
--typebooooo--
Bruce Wayne and alter ego.
Utility belt.
--typebooooo--
utility belt
seat belt or orions belt
stars perfer safety
seat belt or orions belt
stars perfer safety
Stars perfer safety.
Tranquil tyrants of the sky.
Twinkle tiny star.
Tranquil tyrants of the sky.
Twinkle tiny star.
Twinkle tiny star.
you're so bright and delicate
everyone follow
you're so bright and delicate
everyone follow
Everyone follow
The marching band draws close
Must join it or die
The marching band draws close
Must join it or die
Must join it or die
does everyone have a choice
its random pickings
does everyone have a choice
its random pickings
It's random pickings.
Trumpets sound for the most high.
Keep beating the drum.
Trumpets sound for the most high.
Keep beating the drum.
keep beating the drum
even when the drum grows old
age is in his eyes
even when the drum grows old
age is in his eyes
Age is in his eyes.
Ageless in his wise demise.
Police will kill all.
Ageless in his wise demise.
Police will kill all.
Police will kill all
Sirens pierce the night like stars
and wake me softly
Sirens pierce the night like stars
and wake me softly
And, wake me softly.
The "evacuate" siren
sends shivers to most.
The "evacuate" siren
sends shivers to most.
sends shivers to most
does the wind in October
sweet breath of heaven
does the wind in October
sweet breath of heaven
Sweet breath of heaven.
Exhale slow, like the fresh herb.
Heat, you know I well.
...
Exhale slow, like the fresh herb.
Heat, you know I well.
...
I'm gona hit the sack, sweet dreams Kak
Heat, You know I well
Oh how I miss you
in these autumn months
Oh how I miss you
in these autumn months
in these autum months
I must say, raking leaves suck
"Thats it ! I'll vacumn"
I must say, raking leaves suck
"Thats it ! I'll vacumn"
That's it! I'll vacumn
Kissing the floor with cold air
The dust is now gone!!
Kissing the floor with cold air
The dust is now gone!!
The dust is now gone!!
long gone, but not forgotten
some get forgetful
long gone, but not forgotten
some get forgetful
Some get forgetful.
Some get got in the war-zone.
Bring home our soldiers!
Some get got in the war-zone.
Bring home our soldiers!
Bring home our soldiers!
peaceful thoughts, make love not war
blue sky and rainbows
peaceful thoughts, make love not war
blue sky and rainbows
Blue sky and rainbows
kermit the frog starts to sing
its hard to be green
kermit the frog starts to sing
its hard to be green
It's hard to be green
Hi-Ho I say
Fozzie begins to laugh
Hi-Ho I say
Fozzie begins to laugh
fozzie begins to laugh
he promptly stops at midnight
the moon hates laughter
he promptly stops at midnight
the moon hates laughter
the moon hates laughter
it only enjoys darkness
such a groovy thought
it only enjoys darkness
such a groovy thought
Such a groovy thought
Walnut stock, cobalt blue steel
Hail to the king baby
Just had to....
Walnut stock, cobalt blue steel
Hail to the king baby
Just had to....
Hail to the king baby.
Give him a purple nurple!
Hold him with great joy.
Give him a purple nurple!
Hold him with great joy.
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