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Kaknelson
Simba learns lesson.
Yes, from the tribe of Judah.
Conquering Lion.
Abecrombie
conquering lion
and he wouldnt be lying
cause the dogs do fine
Kaknelson
Cause the dogs do fine...
Dogs and cats can get along,
they must learn to share.
Abecrombie
They must learn to share
Mother Goose yells at her chicks
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pssss...Kaknelson ,.dog thing was a figure of speech. Dont take it the wrong way if you did that is ,..hey i made a rymer. w00t.gif
no it doesnt ryme , I must learn to take time and proofread. crying.gif
Abe
Kaknelson
Too cute to dispute.
You? I could never rebuke.
Posts are much 2 cool.


nativechick1989
Posts are much 2 cool.
but they're not as cool as mine
straight and to the point
Abecrombie
Straight and to the point
as if one sat on a tack
they just dont forget



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nativechick1989
they just dont forget
long-winded, loses interest
puts people to sleep
Kaknelson
Puts people to sleep.
Something similar to spliffs.
Road blocks can't stop us.
Abecrombie
road blocks cant stop us
from driving over the edge
buckle your seatbelt
artymoon
buckle your seatbelt
there are so many pot holes
full speed ahead, mate!
nativechick1989
full speed ahead, mate!
and everyone hold on tight
don't ever let go
Abecrombie
Dont ever let go
when your holding the end of
the rainbow of dreams
nativechick1989
the rainbow of dreams
dizzying multicolor
so psychedelic
Abecrombie
So psychodelic
Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze
Love , peace , granola
nativechick1989
Love , peace , granola
Grapenuts are very tasty
just don't break a tooth
Kaknelson
Just don't break a tooth.
Nor drink Coca Cola, burns
big holes in your teeth.

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nativechick1989
big holes in your teeth.
teeth will look just like swiss cheese
smile for the birdie
Abecrombie
Smile for the birde
before he does a tirdy
then we'll just might frown
nativechick1989
then we'll just might frown
now turn that frown upside down
show that teethy grin
Kaknelson
Show that teethy grin.
Trying to suspend I from
this forum i love.

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artymoon
this forum i love.
the splendor and the magic
or am I dreaming
Harrison551
or am I dreaming
I attempt to pinch myself
but alas, I can't
nativechick1989
but alas, I can't
I'm lost in a dreamless sleep
floating on white clouds
Falco Rex
Floating on white clouds
adrift on sun-beams and light
way too much acid..
girty1600
way too much acid..
um, should your face be melting?
looks like it's melting
Harrison551
looks like it's melting,
as it slowly breaks away
it's global warming
Kaknelson
It's global warming.
Watch for fire and brimstone, not
Ocean explosions.
artymoon
Ocean explosions.
My vessel will not maintain
I'll go down with it.
nativechick1989
I'll go down with it.
into the deep dark abyss
all alone and scared
Harrison551
all alone and scared
as the man walks by, he laughs -
at my tragedy
Kaknelson
At I tragedy.
But with the shield of david.
One world unity.
artymoon
One world unity.
Maybe it is possible
Starts with family
Harrison551
starts with family
ends with family, while death
works so solemnly
nativechick1989
works so solemnly
and many times, not at all
no pay for OT
Kaknelson
No pay for OT.
If you do wrong they complain.
This is nothing new.
nativechick1989
This is nothing new.
always remember, things change
its out with the old
Harrison551
its out with the old
nostalgia dominates
my past and future
Abecrombie
My past and future
is irrelavant today
the present is now
Kaknelson
The present is now.
I WANT MY PRESENTS RIGHT NOW!
Anticipation.
Abecrombie
Anicipation
is making me impatient
pouring heinz ketsup
nativechick1989
pouring heinz ketsup
so yummy with my french fries
its a mood booster
FrankBlunt
It's a mood booster
Unlike the morning's rooster
Cockadoodledoo!
Kaknelson
Cockadoodledoo!
Yelling like "What about Bob's?"
Richard Dreyfuss.


(cockadoodledoo bob!!)

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artymoon
Richard Dreyfuss..uss.*
'Let it ride' on Hay-Eater
I love that movie


*just added another syllable, no biggie wink2.gif cool.gif
Abecrombie
I love that movie
with Rowdy Roddy Piper
remember,"they live"?
Kaknelson
Remember,"they live"?
No, ha! But I looked it up.
A Sci-Fi Thriller.
Abecrombie
Asci-fi thriller
John Carpenters top rated
"chew gum and kick butt"
Kaknelson
"Chew gum and kick butt"
Swing from the sky to save like
Sloath from the Goonies.
nativechick1989
Sloath from the Goonies.
I'm a character like Mouth
tend to talk too much
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