Pea soup to guava.
all is quite good and healthy
everything looks good
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Everything looks good.
What a positive outlook!
I say, friends for life.
What a positive outlook!
I say, friends for life.
I say, friends for life.
why not for eternity?
maybe that's a stretch?
why not for eternity?
maybe that's a stretch?
Maybe thats a stretch
said the aerobic teacher
to her charlie horse
said the aerobic teacher
to her charlie horse
to her charlie horse
those can be very painful
wear some leg warmers
those can be very painful
wear some leg warmers
Wear some leg warmers
With your leather biker suit
Upstage Hell's Angels
With your leather biker suit
Upstage Hell's Angels
Upstage Hell's Angels
by riding your tricycle
see the open road
by riding your tricycle
see the open road
see the open road
run out of gas
better start walking
run out of gas
better start walking
Better start walking.
Thumb out, stuck in the desert.
With no reception.
Thumb out, stuck in the desert.
With no reception.
With no reception
Heart-broken wedding crashers
Sacramental whine
Heart-broken wedding crashers
Sacramental whine
Sacramental whine
Dont forget to smell the cork
fragrant , not, it stinks
Dont forget to smell the cork
fragrant , not, it stinks
fragrant , not, it stinks
it smells like rotten stink cheese
toss it to the trash
it smells like rotten stink cheese
toss it to the trash
toss it to the trash
...I did, but the can is full
going to the curb
...I did, but the can is full
going to the curb
Going to the curb.
My brown slippers cover these
Flat footed feets.
My brown slippers cover these
Flat footed feets.
Flat footed feets.
it makes you walk like a duck
side to side, waddle
it makes you walk like a duck
side to side, waddle
Side to side, waddle.
Gettin' jiggy with it! Just
like what Will Smith says...
Gettin' jiggy with it! Just
like what Will Smith says...
like what Will Smith says...
you better pay attention
and quit spacing out
you better pay attention
and quit spacing out
And quit spacing out.
I'm trying to tell you that
there's a bomb on board...
I'm trying to tell you that
there's a bomb on board...
There's a bomb on board...
Quick, gather your M16's,
meet us at wendy's.
QUICK EDIT: Nice signature Falco!
Quick, gather your M16's,
meet us at wendy's.
QUICK EDIT: Nice signature Falco!
meet us at wendy's.
but, Peter Pan is there now
And I don't trust him
but, Peter Pan is there now
And I don't trust him
And I dont trust him
no one can fly these days right?
unless your urban
ps: or herbin' in Kaks language . teehee
no one can fly these days right?
unless your urban
ps: or herbin' in Kaks language . teehee
unless your urban
being in the far distance
out of sight and mind
being in the far distance
out of sight and mind
Out of sight and mind.
I am a light that shining.
Let you know your mine.
I am a light that shining.
Let you know your mine.
Let you know your mine
Avoid stepping on your mines
Cartography skills
Avoid stepping on your mines
Cartography skills
Cartography skills
comes in handy when needed
what the heck is it?
comes in handy when needed
what the heck is it?
what the heck is it?
you have to follow a map
the answer is there
you have to follow a map
the answer is there
the answer is there
its at the tip of your nose
so just follow it
its at the tip of your nose
so just follow it
So just follow it.
Like a flaw, acknowledge it.
Raise your hands with joy.
Like a flaw, acknowledge it.
Raise your hands with joy.
Raise your hands with joy.
like when you're doing windmills
stretching is so good
like when you're doing windmills
stretching is so good
Stretching is so good
Frugal contortionism
Carry-on luggage
Frugal contortionism
Carry-on luggage
Carry-on luggage
fit it all under the seat
but seatbelt wont fit
fit it all under the seat
but seatbelt wont fit
But seatbelt wont fit.
Some say I should lose some weight.
Im not a loser.
Some say I should lose some weight.
Im not a loser.
I'm not a loser
I bowled 150 today
Athletic prowess
I bowled 150 today
Athletic prowess
Athletic prowess
SHOULD ALL GO TO OLYMPICS
TO CARRY THE TORCH
SHOULD ALL GO TO OLYMPICS
TO CARRY THE TORCH
TO CARRY THE TORCH
and end up burning yourself
protective clothing
and end up burning yourself
protective clothing
Protective clothing
must be worn at all times here
or we will explode
must be worn at all times here
or we will explode
Or we will explode
if we don't push the button.
Some famous last words
if we don't push the button.
Some famous last words
Some famous last words
O father who art in heaven...
I don't wanna die...
O father who art in heaven...
I don't wanna die...
I don't wanna die...
but I know the day will come
enjoy the time here
but I know the day will come
enjoy the time here
enjoy the time here
'cause it's almost closing time
it's time to sweep up
'cause it's almost closing time
it's time to sweep up
Its time to sweep up
said horse hair brush to the floor
Whos your broom daddy ?
said horse hair brush to the floor
Whos your broom daddy ?
Whos your broom daddy ?
the million dollar question
it is top secret
the million dollar question
it is top secret
It is top secret.
If I told a soul, I'd be
In some deep doo-doo.
If I told a soul, I'd be
In some deep doo-doo.
In some deep doo doo
"number one, I want you to
take a number two
"number one, I want you to
take a number two
Take a number two.
Smoke one, read the holy bible.
Scat is super sick.
Smoke one, read the holy bible.
Scat is super sick.
Scat is super sick.
everyone run for your lives
it's right behind you
everyone run for your lives
it's right behind you
It's right behind you
Reading over your shoulder
Brother please be gone
(hint hint max)
Reading over your shoulder
Brother please be gone
(hint hint max)
brother please be gone
with the wind and the rainnman
and send in the clowns
with the wind and the rainnman
and send in the clowns
And send in the clowns.
The non-alcoholic ones.
No bozo the clown.
The non-alcoholic ones.
No bozo the clown.
No bozo the clown.
A face on the milk carton.
He's not to be found.
A face on the milk carton.
He's not to be found.
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