I never knew it,
and i guess im never sure,
bad self awareness.
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bad self awareness
I never felt stylish
I'm ready for an overhaul
I'm ready for an overhaul,
Time to take a bath, I guess,
I really like bubbles
Time to take a bath, I guess,
I really like bubbles
I really like bubbles
especially when they burst
releasing something
especially when they burst
releasing something
releasing something,
some sort of weird energy,
life is a strange thing.
some sort of weird energy,
life is a strange thing.
life is a strange thing
but not as strange as hubby
who likes to wear fluffy slippers
who likes to wear fluffy slippers,
I mutter when I'm sleeping,
I am going nuts
I mutter when I'm sleeping,
I am going nuts
that's why I feel sad
but that is my problem too
I should also try
but that is my problem too
I should also try
I should also try
something quite interesting
keep the mind busy
something quite interesting
keep the mind busy
keep the mind busy
with the rules of our haiku
five, seven, then five
with the rules of our haiku
five, seven, then five
five, seven, then five
crows in the sky fly by me
like the fading sun
crows in the sky fly by me
like the fading sun
like the fading sun
eclipsed by the horizon
walk along the beach
eclipsed by the horizon
walk along the beach
walk along the beach
feeling the wind in my hair
sand between my toes
Is that better guys ?
sand between my toes
my socks are really holey
i fell down the stairs
(don't worry Mum24/7 I did it too!)
my socks are really holey
i fell down the stairs
(don't worry Mum24/7 I did it too!)
i fell down the stairs
bumped my head along the way
woke up in your arms
bumped my head along the way
woke up in your arms
woke up in your arms
wistfully I consider
getting out of bed
wistfully I consider
getting out of bed
getting out of bed
can be a difficult thing
when you pull my arm
can be a difficult thing
when you pull my arm
when you pull my arm
I can feel love in your heart
but I can't let go
I can feel love in your heart
but I can't let go
[no worries mum 24/7 - I've done it meself!!]
but I can't let go
the creature has got me fast!
See its dripping fangs!
but I can't let go
the creature has got me fast!
See its dripping fangs!
See its dripping fangs!
glistening in the moonlight
with a crimson hue
glistening in the moonlight
with a crimson hue
with a crimson hue
hey that's my sister's bloody head
its got in its mouth!
hey that's my sister's bloody head
its got in its mouth!
its got in its mouth!
the bug was rather crunchy
tasted like chicken
the bug was rather crunchy
tasted like chicken
tasted like chicken
it was finger-licking good
so nice and juicy
it was finger-licking good
so nice and juicy
so nice and juicy
it looks a little yucky
dripping on your chin
it looks a little yucky
dripping on your chin
dripping on your chin
so learn to use a napkin
also wear a bib
so learn to use a napkin
also wear a bib
also wear a bib
when looking in the mirror
oh how cute you are
when looking in the mirror
oh how cute you are
Oh how cute you are!
Here comes the airplane! Byyoum!
Youthful memories.
Here comes the airplane! Byyoum!
Youthful memories.
Youthful memories.
crawling like mountains
running like clouds underground
crawling like mountains
running like clouds underground
running like clouds underground
dark, creepy smoke filled tunnels
running into walls
dark, creepy smoke filled tunnels
running into walls
running into walls
seems like I'm getting nowhere
time to take a break
seems like I'm getting nowhere
time to take a break
time to take a break
and get a hot cup of joe
cream and sugar, please
and get a hot cup of joe
cream and sugar, please
cream and sugar, please
asked the lady in the hat
so very nicely
asked the lady in the hat
so very nicely
so very nicely
politeness is always cool
can't stand rude people
politeness is always cool
can't stand rude people
can't stand rude people
always have to cause trouble
better to ignore (or better to crosscheck, whichever you prefer
)
always have to cause trouble
better to ignore (or better to crosscheck, whichever you prefer
)
better to ignore
they're out of sight, out of mind
squash 'em like a bug
they're out of sight, out of mind
squash 'em like a bug
squash 'em like a bug
hear the shell crackle and pop
green ooze running out
hear the shell crackle and pop
green ooze running out
green ooze running out
I think I stepped on a bug
or it's lizard man
It's lizard man.
Snapping fingers on both hands.
Papa loves mambo.
Snapping fingers on both hands.
Papa loves mambo.
Papa loves mambo
sister loves to do the waltz
I prefer to jive
sister loves to do the waltz
I prefer to jive
or it's lizard man
escaped and causing chaos
unexplained sightings
escaped and causing chaos
unexplained sightings
Unexplained sightings.
Unreliable senses.
Eyes are included.
Unreliable senses.
Eyes are included.
Eyes are included.
hidden behind sunglasses
shady characters
hidden behind sunglasses
shady characters
shady characters
like Andre Stander, rob banks
being perfect gents
like Andre Stander, rob banks
being perfect gents
being perfect gents
and they no longer exist
it is such a shame
and they no longer exist
it is such a shame
it is a such a shame
you have not encountered one
looking in wrong place
you have not encountered one
looking in wrong place
looking in wrong place
cause its not under the bed
look in the closet
cause its not under the bed
look in the closet
look in the closet
no dead bodies stinking there
what happened to them?
no dead bodies stinking there
what happened to them?
what happened to them?
not me, I do not have them
looking everywhere
not me, I do not have them
looking everywhere
looking everywhere
for that one thing that would be
that which makes me whole.
for that one thing that would be
that which makes me whole.
that which makes me whole.
I'll no longer have to search
for now I'm complete
I'll no longer have to search
for now I'm complete
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