bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 07:44 AM
think I grew some fur
my teeth were so very sharp
excellent vision!
airika
Mar 24 2007, 07:46 AM
excellent vision
my ears are quite pointy too
I'm Jack Nicholson
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 07:58 AM
I'm Jack Nicholson
Listen to the words I say
my cynical voice
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:00 AM
my cynical voice
like nails on a chalkboard
all work and no play
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:04 AM
all work and no play
redrum I say, finger curl
freaky little girls
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:05 AM
freaky little girls
blood pouring all over them
lipstick on the door
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:07 AM
lipstick on the door
freaky woman in the tub
man calling him doc
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:08 AM
man calling him doc
the bartender pushing drinks
snow past the windows
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:09 AM
snow past the windows
be careful in the big maze
watch out for the axe
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:11 AM
watch out for the axe
crazed look in his scary eyes
"here's Johnny" he laughs
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:14 AM
"here's Johnny" he laughs
he went totally wacko
Loyd said it's ok
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:16 AM
Loyd said it's ok
lost among the giant maze
a dark green abyss
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:18 AM
a dark green abyss
we are starting to get lost!
hide Danny hide here!
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:24 AM
hide Danny hide here!
the pantry is the best place
he shouldn't find you
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:30 AM
he shouldn't find you
now be so very quiet
just don't say redrum!
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:37 AM
just don't say redrum
it is murder spelled backwards
look in the mirror
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:40 AM
look in the mirror
I was scared when I heard it
recorded white noise
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:41 AM
recorded white noise
in the Emigrant farm house
chickens in the pen
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:43 AM
chickens in the pen
skunks coming out to eat them
or try to steal eggs
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:45 AM
or try to steal eggs
yummy either fried or poached
even sunnyside up
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 08:46 AM
even sunnyside up
with a slab of smoked bacon
pass the rolaids please
airika
Mar 24 2007, 08:57 AM
pass the rolaids please
actually tums work better
they have calcium
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 09:00 AM
they have calcium
grind up their bones really fine
throw them in the fire
airika
Mar 24 2007, 09:11 AM
throw them in the fire
along with all my clothing
love mother nature
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 09:22 PM
love mother nature
run naked through the forest
swimming in the lake
Leonardo
Mar 24 2007, 09:52 PM
swimming in the lake
float peacefully on water
fish leaps with a splash
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 11:07 PM
fish leaps with a splash
sun shines gold, sky of crimson
what a perfect sight
airika
Mar 24 2007, 11:46 PM
what a perfect sight
watching the one you love sleep
forever entranced
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 24 2007, 11:57 PM
forever entranced
until you get ants in pants
make you do a dance
sorry I couldn't help it! I had to rhyme!
airika
Mar 25 2007, 12:14 AM
make you do a dance
in your boots and leather pants
with a booty trance
sorry...I had to rhyme too!
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 25 2007, 12:20 AM
with a booty trance
hypnotizes at a glance
should you take the chance?
airika
Mar 25 2007, 12:23 AM
should you take the chance
on a superficial stance
do the footloose dance
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 25 2007, 12:26 AM
do the footloose dance
jack up collar with a prance
drag your cigarette
airika
Mar 25 2007, 12:31 AM
drag your cigarette
white shoes with pants much too short
is this a newport?
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 25 2007, 12:36 AM
is this a newport?
there is a strange aroma
why do I smell cheese?
airika
Mar 25 2007, 12:39 AM
why do I smell cheese?
I'm in a grubby warehouse
I think there's a rat
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 25 2007, 04:53 AM
I think there's a rat
white fur red eyes and long tail
NO it's chasing me!
nativechick1989
Mar 25 2007, 07:40 AM
NO it's chasing me!
and too afraid to look back
run in a straight line
justcallmefox
Mar 26 2007, 12:38 PM
run in a straight line
so you think it's easy? it's
rather hard to do
nativechick1989
Mar 26 2007, 02:59 PM
rather hard to do
when in a three-legged race
works in unison
airika
Mar 27 2007, 05:27 PM
works in unison
like a man that has two heads
chomping at the bit.
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 27 2007, 09:40 PM
chomping at the bit
steam coming out of his ears
open up the gate
airika
Mar 27 2007, 09:46 PM
open up the gate
Is the eight seconds too long?
ummmm.....El Diablo?
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 27 2007, 09:48 PM
ummmm.....El Diablo?
or is it another name
Lucifer cometh
airika
Mar 27 2007, 09:50 PM
Lucifer cometh
with a wrath like no other
fear him Uhmanduh
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 27 2007, 09:51 PM
fear him Uhmanduh
"Get thee behind me Satan!"
I'm a Salem witch
nativechick1989
Mar 27 2007, 10:29 PM
I'm a Salem witch
don't know where I parked my broom
need a new model
airika
Mar 28 2007, 06:20 AM
need a new model
I think my old one has died
grab me a beer please
bornagainuhmanduh
Mar 28 2007, 06:28 AM
grab me a beer please
sit out on the porch and play
guitars sing along
airika
Mar 28 2007, 06:32 AM
guitars sing along
as I eat another 'shroom
see swirling colors
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