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bornagainuhmanduh
think I grew some fur
my teeth were so very sharp
excellent vision!
airika

excellent vision
my ears are quite pointy too
I'm Jack Nicholson
bornagainuhmanduh
I'm Jack Nicholson
Listen to the words I say
my cynical voice
airika

my cynical voice
like nails on a chalkboard
all work and no play
bornagainuhmanduh
all work and no play
redrum I say, finger curl
freaky little girls
airika

freaky little girls
blood pouring all over them
lipstick on the door
bornagainuhmanduh
lipstick on the door
freaky woman in the tub
man calling him doc
airika

man calling him doc
the bartender pushing drinks
snow past the windows
bornagainuhmanduh
snow past the windows
be careful in the big maze
watch out for the axe
airika

watch out for the axe
crazed look in his scary eyes
"here's Johnny" he laughs
bornagainuhmanduh
"here's Johnny" he laughs
he went totally wacko
Loyd said it's ok
airika

Loyd said it's ok
lost among the giant maze
a dark green abyss
bornagainuhmanduh
a dark green abyss
we are starting to get lost!
hide Danny hide here!
airika

hide Danny hide here!
the pantry is the best place
he shouldn't find you
bornagainuhmanduh
he shouldn't find you
now be so very quiet
just don't say redrum!
airika

just don't say redrum
it is murder spelled backwards
look in the mirror
bornagainuhmanduh
look in the mirror
I was scared when I heard it
recorded white noise
airika

recorded white noise
in the Emigrant farm house
chickens in the pen
bornagainuhmanduh
chickens in the pen
skunks coming out to eat them
or try to steal eggs
airika

or try to steal eggs
yummy either fried or poached
even sunnyside up
bornagainuhmanduh
even sunnyside up
with a slab of smoked bacon
pass the rolaids please
airika

pass the rolaids please
actually tums work better
they have calcium
bornagainuhmanduh
they have calcium
grind up their bones really fine
throw them in the fire
airika

throw them in the fire
along with all my clothing
love mother nature
bornagainuhmanduh
love mother nature
run naked through the forest
swimming in the lake
Leonardo
swimming in the lake
float peacefully on water
fish leaps with a splash
bornagainuhmanduh
fish leaps with a splash
sun shines gold, sky of crimson
what a perfect sight
airika

what a perfect sight
watching the one you love sleep
forever entranced
bornagainuhmanduh
forever entranced
until you get ants in pants
make you do a dance



sorry I couldn't help it! I had to rhyme!
airika

make you do a dance
in your boots and leather pants
with a booty trance

sorry...I had to rhyme too!
bornagainuhmanduh
with a booty trance
hypnotizes at a glance
should you take the chance?
airika

should you take the chance
on a superficial stance
do the footloose dance
bornagainuhmanduh
do the footloose dance
jack up collar with a prance
drag your cigarette
airika

drag your cigarette
white shoes with pants much too short
is this a newport?
bornagainuhmanduh
is this a newport?
there is a strange aroma
why do I smell cheese?
airika

why do I smell cheese?
I'm in a grubby warehouse
I think there's a rat
bornagainuhmanduh
I think there's a rat
white fur red eyes and long tail
NO it's chasing me!
nativechick1989
NO it's chasing me!
and too afraid to look back
run in a straight line
justcallmefox
run in a straight line
so you think it's easy? it's
rather hard to do
nativechick1989
rather hard to do
when in a three-legged race
works in unison
airika

works in unison
like a man that has two heads
chomping at the bit.
bornagainuhmanduh
chomping at the bit
steam coming out of his ears
open up the gate
airika


open up the gate
Is the eight seconds too long?
ummmm.....El Diablo?
bornagainuhmanduh
ummmm.....El Diablo?
or is it another name
Lucifer cometh
airika


Lucifer cometh
with a wrath like no other
fear him Uhmanduh
bornagainuhmanduh
fear him Uhmanduh
"Get thee behind me Satan!"
I'm a Salem witch
nativechick1989
I'm a Salem witch
don't know where I parked my broom
need a new model
airika

need a new model
I think my old one has died
grab me a beer please
bornagainuhmanduh
grab me a beer please
sit out on the porch and play
guitars sing along
airika


guitars sing along
as I eat another 'shroom
see swirling colors
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