pay no attention
to the rumors you will hear
I did not kill him
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I did not kill him
that mean weasle who tossed mugs
now wiggle and groove
that mean weasle who tossed mugs
now wiggle and groove
now wiggle and groove
should pay better attention
to what I do write
should pay better attention
to what I do write
curtain-down Toto
the wizard's taking a bath
hurry, shield your eyes!
the wizard's taking a bath
hurry, shield your eyes!
hurry , shield your eyes!
a minty fresh nude cave man!
bewildered moms choke
a minty fresh nude cave man!
bewildered moms choke
Bewildered moms choke
as they watch their children play
why do kids eat worms?
as they watch their children play
why do kids eat worms?
why do kids eat worms?
they are better in salad
topped with play-do chunks
they are better in salad
topped with play-do chunks
Topped with play-do chunks.
this cheese-head whistles softly.
My donkey scratches.
this cheese-head whistles softly.
My donkey scratches.
My donkey scratches,
he has no manners at all.
He's just like a man.
he has no manners at all.
He's just like a man.
He's just like a man.
A Man that has two faces
He's a great big ass.
A Man that has two faces
He's a great big ass.
He's a great big ass,
my disgusting donkey Earl.
Stop scratching, will you?
my disgusting donkey Earl.
Stop scratching, will you?
Stop scratching will you?
It's impolite, yes.
Below the belt is ouchy.
It's impolite, yes.
Below the belt is ouchy.
Below the belt is ouchy
is 2 above syllable
limatations. ha.
thats awkward las line
so I continue haiku
deep fried beef cake milk.
is 2 above syllable
limatations. ha.
thats awkward las line
so I continue haiku
deep fried beef cake milk.
deep fried beef cake milk.
Doesn't quite sound too tastey
Rather have pizza
Doesn't quite sound too tastey
Rather have pizza
Rather have pizza
delivered fresh to my door
cheesy hot goodness
delivered fresh to my door
cheesy hot goodness
cheesy hot goddess,
pole dancing in my toilet,
Happy to see you?
pole dancing in my toilet,
Happy to see you?
Happy to see you?
Of course you are; I'm Girty
And fun at parties.
Of course you are; I'm Girty
And fun at parties.
QUOTE(Walken @ Jul 11 2005, 11:02 AM)
cheesy hot goddess,
pole dancing in my toilet,
Happy to see you?
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pole dancing in my toilet,
Happy to see you?
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Off topic!
Fruedian slip walken? My last line was cheesy hot goodness
OOooooooooo....So it was.My subconcious hopes get the better of my eyes, I see
I like the toilet pole dancing goddess haiku! 
And fun at parties.
Party hats for evreyone.
No need to thank me.
Party hats for evreyone.
No need to thank me.
No need to thank me.
Because we are not the moe.
He is someone else.
Because we are not the moe.
He is someone else.
He is someone else.
Sipping mexican wine, yes.
My garden, perhaps?
Sipping mexican wine, yes.
My garden, perhaps?
My garden, perhaps
it is there that we will share
our first kiss my sweet
it is there that we will share
our first kiss my sweet
our first kiss my sweet
But your breath smells of red meat,
here have a few mints
But your breath smells of red meat,
here have a few mints
here have a few mints
But we have some cheese pizza
there's enough for all
But we have some cheese pizza
there's enough for all
there's enough for all
provided of course, we all
go hungry again
provided of course, we all
go hungry again
go hungry again
starving no no starving no
don't look at me wench.
starving no no starving no
don't look at me wench.
don't look at me wench.
eyes will melt from my beauty
have a snack instead
eyes will melt from my beauty
have a snack instead
have a snack instead
giant peach with tomatoe
makes no sense I think.
giant peach with tomatoe
makes no sense I think.
makes no sense I think
this festering cheese we hold
rub it, a genie!
this festering cheese we hold
rub it, a genie!
Rub it, a genie!
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Spake Gary Coleman.
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Spake Gary Coleman.
spake gary coleman
finger stuck in his nostril
I swear it was Moe
finger stuck in his nostril
I swear it was Moe
I swear it was Moe.
Radish calamities. Fear.
This pole for shaking.
Radish calamities. Fear.
This pole for shaking.
this pole for shaking
it was not meant for sitting
pass the vaseline
it was not meant for sitting
pass the vaseline
Pass the vaseline.
We spread this wonder on us.
Slippery! Oh yes!
We spread this wonder on us.
Slippery! Oh yes!
slippery! oh yes!
we rub on Jenny, she sneers
her pie gets dirty
we rub on Jenny, she sneers
her pie gets dirty
Her pie gets dirty.
We scrub it wholesomely, aye.
Our magic fingers.
We scrub it wholesomely, aye.
Our magic fingers.
our magic fingers
find leftover tuna fish
pass the mayo please
find leftover tuna fish
pass the mayo please
Pass the mayo please.
I slather this ham sammitch.
With creamy egg fat.
I slather this ham sammitch.
With creamy egg fat.
with creamy egg fat
the silk clad thief stalks the night
ham, if you please sir
the silk clad thief stalks the night
ham, if you please sir
ham, if you please sir
what am I doing here?
I don't belong here
what am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
I should be in my cave now
It is dark in there
I should be in my cave now
It is dark in there
It is dark in there
perilous paths threatening
don't let me stumble
perilous paths threatening
don't let me stumble
don't let me stumble.
My head wobbles, unsteady.
Tiki corrupted.
My head wobbles, unsteady.
Tiki corrupted.
Tiki corrupted!
Mothers hide your daughters quick-
something approaches
Mothers hide your daughters quick-
something approaches
something approaches
huge as a big trouser snake,
hidden in a pot.
huge as a big trouser snake,
hidden in a pot.
and then a big trouser snake?
What's Walken thinking?
edit to correct
a big trouser snake?
and a cheesy hot goddess?
What's Walken thinking????
What's Walken thinking?
Dot does not follow game rules.
I subtract three points.
Dot does not follow game rules.
I subtract three points.
I subtract three points
and give Dot seven lashings
paper or plastic?
and give Dot seven lashings
paper or plastic?
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