who comes up with these?
those with too much time to think
it's time for deep thoughts
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it's time for deep thoughts
You know, like with Jack handy
He was the greatest
he was the greatest
on top of the world, look down
don't lose your footing
on top of the world, look down
don't lose your footing
don't lose your footing
that first step is a doozie
bet your head hurts now!
bet your head hurts now!
but my foot hurt more lastnight
crazy truck driver
but my foot hurt more lastnight
crazy truck driver
crazy truck driver
you best stay off the sidewalks
women drivers, right?
women drivers, right?
not all but my girlfriend, yes
you're in for a ride
not all but my girlfriend, yes
you're in for a ride
you're in for a ride
I am a super fun chick
hold on tight honey
hold on tight honey
we will be there soon enough
just close your eyes tight
--oops used tight again, bleh w/e
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we will be there soon enough
just close your eyes tight
--oops used tight again, bleh w/e
--
just close your eyes tight
I'm quite fosisticated
exerpt from spongebob
LOL..doesn't matter....use it wherever you wish my dear
I'm quite fosisticated
exerpt from spongebob
LOL..doesn't matter....use it wherever you wish my dear
exerpt from spongebob
silly cartoon fantasy
waterworld chaos
silly cartoon fantasy
waterworld chaos
waterworld chaos
Gotta love Kevin Costner
they all make mistakes
---LMAO! classic---
they all make mistakes
the building blocks of knowledge
trial and error
they all make mistakes
the building blocks of knowledge
trial and error
trial and error
like everything that I type
socially inept
socially inept
am I now playing alone
come on boys, join in
come on boys, join in
play and no work breaks the bank
money spins the world
play and no work breaks the bank
money spins the world
money spins the world
like a childs merry-go-round
greed overrides all
greed overrides all
a blanket over fair eyes
never changing world
a blanket over fair eyes
never changing world
never changing world
it's completely chaotic
as it always was
as it always was
endless cycle of changing
always returns home
endless cycle of changing
always returns home
always returns home
it's the circle of all life
the Lion King rocks
The Lion King rocks
Rafiki has a blue butt
As blue as can be
Rafiki has a blue butt
As blue as can be
As blue as can be
Like Simba when his dad died
Pumba at the pond
Pumba at the pond
Eatting any slimey bug
Too gross for my taste
Eatting any slimey bug
Too gross for my taste
Too gross for my taste
so, hakuna Matata
it means no worries
it means no worries
for that will only cause stress
just keep on chuggin'
for that will only cause stress
just keep on chuggin'
just keep on chuggin
like a frat party at Yale
Man, where's my bud at?
Man, where's my bud at?
Maybe in your couch cushin
Mine is in my car!
Maybe in your couch cushin
Mine is in my car!
mine is in my car
wait dude, where is my car at?
just pass me a coors
just pass me a coors
and i will be feeling good
drink responsibly
and i will be feeling good
drink responsibly
cute!!drink responsibly
other's lives depend on it
I need some coffee
i need some coffee
start the day with some folgers
and a warm sunrise
start the day with some folgers
and a warm sunrise
and a warm sunrise
the best part of waking up
my smiley face cup
my smiley face cup
fell off the counter today
no smiles anymore
fell off the counter today
no smiles anymore
no smiles anymore
i fed them to the bunny
look theres still one left
i fed them to the bunny
look theres still one left
look theres still one left
peeking behind the elm tree
juicy blackberry
juicy blackberry
mmm lets make summer pudding
sun, slow, bees buzzing,
mmm lets make summer pudding
sun, slow, bees buzzing,
sun, slow, bees, buzzing
sweetly simmers, leaves turning
mirrored faces shine
sweetly simmers, leaves turning
mirrored faces shine
mirrored faces shine
reflection of all being
distinct, joined as one
reflection of all being
distinct, joined as one
distinct, joined as one
but blurring at the edges
limit undefined
but blurring at the edges
limit undefined
limit undefined
reaching higher and higher
with no end insight
reaching higher and higher
with no end insight
with no end in sight
striving to connect the dots
the picture unclear
striving to connect the dots
the picture unclear
the picture unclear
then get your eyes examined
cat glasses look good
then get your eyes examined
cat glasses look good
cat glasses look good
but i prefer my contacts
eye infection sucks
but i prefer my contacts
eye infection sucks
eye infection sucks
red eye isn't attractive
bright eyed and pretty
red eye isn't attractive
bright eyed and pretty
eye infection sucks
the balls out from the sockets
infest and posessed
infest and posessed
control is no longer mine
where am i going?
control is no longer mine
where am i going?
Where am i going?
Journey is destination
Everywhere is here
Journey is destination
Everywhere is here
Everywhere is here
Let's live it up while we can
I have no regrets
Let's live it up while we can
I have no regrets
I have no regrets
because I don't like people
just get in the way
because I don't like people
just get in the way
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