excuse me, sorry, thankyou
No worries no probs
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just get in the way
excuse me, sorry, thankyou
No worries no probs
excuse me, sorry, thankyou
No worries no probs
No worries no probs
Highway stretching, rumble, free
Riders on the storm
Highway stretching, rumble, free
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
I was a big time doors fan
Still am, musics cool
I was a big time doors fan
Still am, musics cool
Still am, musics cool
yeah, and it's fun to dance to
get down and jiggy
yeah, and it's fun to dance to
get down and jiggy
get down and jiggy
with all the best in your class
I dance like Elain
I dance like Elaine
Dry heaving to the music
Both thumbs up, oh yeah!
LOL!
Both thumbs up, oh yeah!
We will writhe to the music
Making people sick
Both thumbs up, oh yeah!
We will writhe to the music
Making people sick
making people sick
oh wait, not on the new rug!!
you will pay for that.
oh wait, not on the new rug!!
you will pay for that.
you will pay for that.
Said the slug to the human
I curse thee with slime
Said the slug to the human
I curse thee with slime
I curse thee with slime
Ghostbusters to the rescue!
Gozer is beaten
Ghostbusters to the rescue!
Gozer is beaten
Gozer is beaten
But what about the doggies?
The Dogs are the goDs
But what about the doggies?
The Dogs are the goDs
The Dogs are the goDs
My Grandpappy always said,
Worship thine Heeler
Worship thine Heeler
or prepare to get biten
scared of those K9s
or prepare to get biten
scared of those K9s
scared of those k9's
cause they like to lick themselves
and then kiss your face
and then kiss your face
leaving lip marks everywhere
those puckering up
leaving lip marks everywhere
those puckering up
Those puckering up
Their doing it all the time
Its all gone cold now
Their doing it all the time
Its all gone cold now
Its all gone cold now
This is 'Spring' in Buffalo
You better dress warm
This is 'Spring' in Buffalo
You better dress warm
You better dress warm
The arms that held you are gone
Emotions cause pain
The arms that held you are gone
Emotions cause pain
Emotions cause pain
try not to feel anything
its best to be numb
try not to feel anything
its best to be numb
it's best to be numb
when the dentist is around
Got more novocaine?
Got more novocaine?
Take away the pain in vain
Dancing in the rain
Take away the pain in vain
Dancing in the rain
Dancing in the rain
it's like fishing in the dark
gotta get ya some
gotta get ya some
get some of this Grade A a**
or just look at porn
get some of this Grade A a**
or just look at porn
or just look at porn
only for those who are bored
staring at the wall
only for those who are bored
staring at the wall
Staring at the wall
I'll smash through it with my mind
No walls, all's infinate
I'll smash through it with my mind
No walls, all's infinate
No walls, all's infinate
let nothing stand in your way
move it or lose it
let nothing stand in your way
move it or lose it
move it or lose it
nobody wants to wait long
get up, get going
nobody wants to wait long
get up, get going
get up, get going
so move your feet to the beat
fall flat on your face
so move your feet to the beat
fall flat on your face
fall flat on your face
a little too much to drink
guess i should sleep here
a little too much to drink
guess i should sleep here
guess i should sleep here
time for that mid-morning nap
just try not to drool
time for that mid-morning nap
just try not to drool
just try not to drool
saliva dripping wet
like a sloppy kiss
saliva dripping wet
like a sloppy kiss
Like a sloppy kiss?
I am the sloppy kiss pimp
I have slugs and fish
I am the sloppy kiss pimp
I have slugs and fish
I have slugs and fish
anyone up for fishing
time to bait your hook
anyone up for fishing
time to bait your hook
time to bait your hook
nightcrawlers, grasshoppers too
green ones work the best
nightcrawlers, grasshoppers too
green ones work the best
Green ones work the best
When you've run out of blutak
Just pick em and stick
When you've run out of blutak
Just pick em and stick
Just pick em and stick.
This the number one record
on the billboard chart.
This the number one record
on the billboard chart.
on the billboard chart.
only for a couple weeks
out with the old, eh?
only for a couple weeks
out with the old, eh?
Out with the old, eh?
Of course. Mom just got a toy
Yorkshire Terrier.
Of course. Mom just got a toy
Yorkshire Terrier.
Yorkshire Terrier.
like a bouncing popcorn ball
off the floor and wall
like a bouncing popcorn ball
off the floor and wall
Off the floor and wall.
Quick stall, then stumbles and falls.
Quit biting the hair.
Quick stall, then stumbles and falls.
Quit biting the hair.
Quit biting the hair
It's very bad for your health
Hacking up hairballs
It's very bad for your health
Hacking up hairballs
Hacking up hairballs
The hairball wars, earths future
Leaves a dreaded mess
The hairball wars, earths future
Leaves a dreaded mess
Leaves a dreaded mess
time to dig out the pine-sol
waltz with the mop stick
time to dig out the pine-sol
waltz with the mop stick
waltz with the mop stick
and take your cousin to prom
no lovin tonight
and take your cousin to prom
no lovin tonight
No lovin tonight
For any bloke i dont like
Treat your women right!
For any bloke i dont like
Treat your women right!
Treat your women right!
They say your mother is the
closest thing to God.
They say your mother is the
closest thing to God.
closest thing to God.
along with all the angels
dont ruffle feathers
along with all the angels
dont ruffle feathers
don't ruffle feathers
or stroke cats the wrong way up
wrath of witches, then
or stroke cats the wrong way up
wrath of witches, then
wrath of witches, then
just close your eyes tight and run
and never look back
just close your eyes tight and run
and never look back
and never look back
onward, ahead, get moving
there's no time to waste
onward, ahead, get moving
there's no time to waste
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