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but those were ice flakes
I wonder if they're frosted
I like cheerios
QUOTE(airika @ May 8 2007, 02:56 PM) [snapback]1665546[/snapback]
but those were ice flakes
I wonder if they're frosted
I like cheerios
I wonder if they're frosted
I like cheerios
I like cheerios
But my brother ate them all
Five bowls in a row
five bowls in a row
Three strikes gives you a turkey
Don't step on the lanes!
Three strikes gives you a turkey
Don't step on the lanes!
don't step on the lanes
and stay out of the gutter
not good at bowling
and stay out of the gutter
not good at bowling
not good at bowling
much better at air hockey
but my knuckles hurt
much better at air hockey
but my knuckles hurt
but my knuckles hurt
should not have punched the wall
ow, i hit a stud
should not have punched the wall
ow, i hit a stud
Ow, I hit a stud
Sorry sweetie, I love you!
hope you forgive me!
Sorry sweetie, I love you!
hope you forgive me!
hope you forgive me
i will forgive and forget
wait, what did you do?
i will forgive and forget
wait, what did you do?
LMAO!!!....I hit a stud!
wait, what did you do?
I seem to be a bit lost
maybe I'll catch up
wait, what did you do?
I seem to be a bit lost
maybe I'll catch up
maybe I'll catch up
if i dont take a wrong turn
and back to the start
if i dont take a wrong turn
and back to the start
and back to the start
atleast this time i will know
which way not to go
atleast this time i will know
which way not to go
which way not to go
like Alice in Wonder Land
mushrooms or small cakes?
mushrooms or small cakes?
how could i ever decide?
mushrooms are more fun
how could i ever decide?
mushrooms are more fun
mushrooms are more fun
I like the ones in my yard
that's what you meant, right?
that's what you meant, right?
i doubt it if you're growing
them in your back yard
i doubt it if you're growing
them in your back yard
them in your back yard
right next to the "Mary Jane"
and yes, yes I am!
right next to the "Mary Jane"
and yes, yes I am!
and yes, yes i am!
i am coming to your house!
to pick your fungus
i am coming to your house!
to pick your fungus
to pick your fungus
would be totally divine
wait, what's going on?
wait, what's going on?
well it is time to eat lunch,
so i am going
well it is time to eat lunch,
so i am going
so I am going
have fun with out me my dear
I have to go too
have fun with out me my dear
I have to go too
I have to go too
late for an important date
must not be too late
late for an important date
must not be too late
MUST NOT BE TOO LATE
TO BE BACK AND POST IN HERE
SORRY FOR THE CAPS
TO BE BACK AND POST IN HERE
SORRY FOR THE CAPS
SORRY FOR THE CAPS
should have gotten silver ones
Gold's not my color
should have gotten silver ones
Gold's not my color
Gold's not my color
neither is black or silver
i like purple best
I like purple best.
It represents royalty.
Im a godly man.
It represents royalty.
Im a godly man.
Im a godly man.
and held in highest regards
all bow before thee
and held in highest regards
all bow before thee
all bow before thee
watch your heads on the way down
they're solid oak pews
watch your heads on the way down
they're solid oak pews
They're solid oak pews.
Rhymes at the ceremony.
Feel the holy ghost.
Rhymes at the ceremony.
Feel the holy ghost.
feel the holy ghost
watch it he is ticklish
can writhe and giggle
watch it he is ticklish
can writhe and giggle
can writhe and giggle
and pass out from the laughter
'cause no air to breathe
and pass out from the laughter
'cause no air to breathe
'Cause no air to breathe.
San Antonio Spurs meet
MVP Steve Nash.
San Antonio Spurs meet
MVP Steve Nash.
MVP Steve Nash.
and a come-from-behind win
Spurs need to kicka$$
and a come-from-behind win
Spurs need to kicka$$
Spurrs need to kick rears,
As mothers do, directing.
Evil for the good.
As mothers do, directing.
Evil for the good.
Evil for the good.
its time to change peoples minds
and its for the best
its time to change peoples minds
and its for the best
and it's for the best
they told all the frightened Jews
a place to be free
they told all the frightened Jews
a place to be free
a place to be free
so all can run, jump and play
wide open spaces
so all can run, jump and play
wide open spaces
wide open spaces
a walk on the vast prarie
look at the rhino
a walk on the vast prarie
look at the rhino
Look at the rhino
There's no such reality.
Envy Canada.
There's no such reality.
Envy Canada.
Envy Canada.
only from far far away
telephoto lens
only from far far away
telephoto lens
telephoto lens
in a picture time stands still
a view of the past
in a picture time stands still
a view of the past
a view of the past
rearview mirror of my life
eyes front from now on.
rearview mirror of my life
eyes front from now on.
eyes front from now on.
and start paying attention
and focus clearly
and start paying attention
and focus clearly
and focus clearly
as a hawk would see a rat.
Pounce on your target.
as a hawk would see a rat.
Pounce on your target.
Pounce on your target
wrest her to the ground and kiss
until she can't breathe
wrest her to the ground and kiss
until she can't breathe
Until she can't breathe...
Bullets biting bloody breasts.
Love - caught in her throat.
Bullets biting bloody breasts.
Love - caught in her throat.
Love - caught in her throat.
It's not easy to swallow
Chew it thuroughly
It's not easy to swallow
Chew it thuroughly
Chew it thuroughly
nice and slow, with your mouth closed
remember, manners
nice and slow, with your mouth closed
remember, manners
Remember, manners.
Grandpa taught me etiquette.
Discipline we need.
Grandpa taught me etiquette.
Discipline we need.
Discipline we need.
to enjoy things in between
always our hearts bleed
to enjoy things in between
always our hearts bleed
Always our hearts bleed.
Zion's blood is flowing through.
...I can't work in vain.
Zion's blood is flowing through.
...I can't work in vain.
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