....what was this about lashes?
you distracted me
Full Version: {un}holy haiku
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paper or plastic...
....what was this about lashes?
you distracted me
....what was this about lashes?
you distracted me
you distracted me,
and urinate in
my spicy hot coco tea.
and urinate in
my spicy hot coco tea.
my hot coco tea
Many syllables, Walken.
Haiku no longer.
Many syllables, Walken.
Haiku no longer.
haiku no longer
for shame walken, walk the plank
dirty shameless grunt
for shame walken, walk the plank
dirty shameless grunt
dirty shameless grunt
Walken? You broke my haiku
thread. Boo on you, boo!
Walken? You broke my haiku
thread. Boo on you, boo!
boo on you Boo! BOO!
now we talk about lashings
leather or lace, Dot?
now we talk about lashings
leather or lace, Dot?
leather or lace, dot?
sometimes walken gets confused,
with middle and last.
sometimes walken gets confused,
with middle and last.
leather or lace, Dot?
that is the question sweet moe
can it not be both?
that is the question sweet moe
can it not be both?
can it not be both?
ignore my question, will you?!
a plague on your house.
ignore my question, will you?!
a plague on your house.
can it not be both?
oh me oh my, make it so
/shh ninja ok?
oh me oh my, make it so
/shh ninja ok?
a plague on your house.
go back to my question moe
can it not be both?
go back to my question moe
can it not be both?
/shh ninja ok?
/shh /whisper ok ? /NINJA !!
between dot and moe
/shh /whisper ok ? /NINJA !!
between dot and moe
Can it not be both?
Between Dot and Moe, this jive.
Snuffs sits in corner.
Between Dot and Moe, this jive.
Snuffs sits in corner.
snuffs sits in corner
who will be the first bidder?
Dot gets the profits
who will be the first bidder?
Dot gets the profits
what about a silken scarf
strong but gentle too
bah! you changed it!
edited:
Dot gets the profits
from the auction of Snuffy
Now who shall bid first
strong but gentle too
this warm breeze from regions south.
Behold, naughty bits!
this warm breeze from regions south.
Behold, naughty bits!
we broke {un}holy haiku....blame Walken!
we broke unholy
Blame dear Walken? Balony!
Back on track, perhaps?
Back on track, perhaps.
We feed Walken rancid meat.
Oh the wholesomeness!
We feed Walken rancid meat.
Oh the wholesomeness!
Oh the wholesomeness!
Snuffy is up for auction
who'll start the bidding?
Snuffy is up for auction
who'll start the bidding?
who'll start the bidding?
Bizeebutt begins she does.
Pink thong and a hat.
Bizeebutt begins she does.
Pink thong and a hat.
pink thong and a hat,
and a big genital rat,
Burnside, put it down!
and a big genital rat,
Burnside, put it down!
Burnside, put it down!
You could put an eye out, man.
Sharp things are dangers.
You could put an eye out, man.
Sharp things are dangers.
Sharp things are dangers.
I prefere more blunt objects,
They are lot's more fun.
I prefere more blunt objects,
They are lot's more fun.
They are lots more fun,
so saith Sir Chuck E. Cheese,
Go try the skee-ball.
so saith Sir Chuck E. Cheese,
Go try the skee-ball.
go try the skee-ball,
fresh pizzas in the oven
crusty cheesy yum
fresh pizzas in the oven
crusty cheesy yum
crusty cheesy yum
festering boil exploding
it hit the mirror
festering boil exploding
it hit the mirror
It hit the mirror
And it broke into pieces
All over the floor
And it broke into pieces
All over the floor
All over the floor
my Microdot did throw up.
No sleep for Dot. No.
my Microdot did throw up.
No sleep for Dot. No.
No sleep for Dot. No.
She must train this winsome yak.
Learn headstands, it must.
She must train this winsome yak.
Learn headstands, it must.
Learn headstands, it must.
Almost time for gymnastics
In about an hour
Almost time for gymnastics
In about an hour
in about an hour
Jim shall be whipping his cream
get along doggy!
Jim shall be whipping his cream
get along doggy!
Get along doggy!
These truths are self evident.
We sing for Billy.
These truths are self evident.
We sing for Billy.
We sing for Billy
and he sings for his supper
like common people
and he sings for his supper
like common people
Like common people.
I want to sleep with people.
Common people, too.
I want to sleep with people.
Common people, too.
Common people, too.
Did she take you by the hand
Are you her toy boy?
Did she take you by the hand
Are you her toy boy?
are you her toy boy?
we prefer the term "chew toy"
we drink from her thigh
we prefer the term "chew toy"
we drink from her thigh
we drink from her thigh
a sweet intoxicating
nector makes heads spin
a sweet intoxicating
nector makes heads spin
nector makes heads spin
mind blowing, she said did she?
Have a word or two.
mind blowing, she said did she?
Have a word or two.
have a word or two
with Moe's friend, the joo-joo-bee
eyeballs roll, we twist
with Moe's friend, the joo-joo-bee
eyeballs roll, we twist
eyeballs roll, we twist
sweat and hair and limbs entwined
I'm your pantomime
sweat and hair and limbs entwined
I'm your pantomime
eyeballs roll, we twist
Stretch, ruh ruh, stretch ruh ruh ruh,
Whozum beenum wock?
Stretch, ruh ruh, stretch ruh ruh ruh,
Whozum beenum wock?
Whozum beenum wock?
I am not sure what this means
could be a door knob
I am not sure what this means
could be a door knob
could be a door knob
but don't touch it yet girty!
Could be something else
but don't touch it yet girty!
Could be something else
Could be something else
A sandwich? Now I'm hungry
And a bit scared too
A sandwich? Now I'm hungry
And a bit scared too
And a bit scared, too.
this Samba, we jiggle, joy.
New to channel six.
this Samba, we jiggle, joy.
New to channel six.
New to channel six
woman's head explodes in rage
we need a swear thread
woman's head explodes in rage
we need a swear thread
no need a swear thread
only a thread which unites
the resurrection
only a thread which unites
the resurrection
the resurrection
and from the burning ruins
the phoenix will rise
and from the burning ruins
the phoenix will rise
the phoenix will rise
viagra, makes the limp jazzed
love crumpet, cold bath
viagra, makes the limp jazzed
love crumpet, cold bath
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