what you always do.
is same o same o, each day
day in and day out
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today sucks so bad
can i start the day over
wish i were at home
can i start the day over
wish i were at home
wish i were at home
geez, pay attention to the
haiku, why don't ya
geez, pay attention to the
haiku, why don't ya
haiku why dont ya
drown your cat in the kettle
tea and crumpets, wot
drown your cat in the kettle
tea and crumpets, wot
tea and crumpets, wot
a lovely afternoon snack
so whats for supper?
a lovely afternoon snack
so whats for supper?
so whats for supper?
We eat the bread of sorrow.
Big fish eat small fish.
We eat the bread of sorrow.
Big fish eat small fish.
Big fish eat small fish.
and don't choke on tiny bones
pasta is yummy
and don't choke on tiny bones
pasta is yummy
Pasta is yummy.
Empress makes the tummy, GrRrr...
The smell of sweatness.
Empress makes the tummy, GrRrr...
The smell of sweatness.
The smell of sweatness.
eww, that sounds totally gross
cinnamon is good
eww, that sounds totally gross
cinnamon is good
cinnamon is good
HAH! ahh, i meant sweetness...
Some spinach salad?
HAH! ahh, i meant sweetness...
Some spinach salad?
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Some spinach salad?
with some hot soup and breadsticks
dance the night away
Dance the night away!
Wake up and watch the spurs play.
Duncan dynasty.
Wake up and watch the spurs play.
Duncan dynasty.
Duncan dynasty?
Over-rated no-talent
Couldn't play with Wilt.
Over-rated no-talent
Couldn't play with Wilt.
couldnt play with Wilt.
he slapped granny Lumpys thigh
Jenny smells like pie
he slapped granny Lumpys thigh
Jenny smells like pie
Jenny smells like pie
but don't underestimate
she is not flaky
but don't underestimate
she is not flaky
she is not flakey
when covered in toasted oats
we have short earlobes
when covered in toasted oats
we have short earlobes
We have short earlobes
can't tie them in a knot can't
tie them in a bow
can't tie them in a knot can't
tie them in a bow
Tie them in a bow.
Iyah break both brothers legs...
I'm gonna getcha.
Iyah break both brothers legs...
I'm gonna getcha.
I'm gonna getcha.
start running and don't look back
smack into a wall
start running and don't look back
smack into a wall
smack into a wall
unconscious for a moment
wake up in your arms
unconscious for a moment
wake up in your arms
Wake up in your arms
Break free; be an amputee
Wake up armed instead
Break free; be an amputee
Wake up armed instead
Wake up armed instead
all dazed and very confused
and need directions
all dazed and very confused
and need directions
and need directions
to local bakery here
a jam filled doughnut
a jam filled doughnut
to go with my piping hot
cup of coffee, yum
to go with my piping hot
cup of coffee, yum
Cup of coffee, yum
Three dollars for barista
Bank overdraft fees
Three dollars for barista
Bank overdraft fees
Bank overdraft fees
some needles in the eyeballs
we scream out to Bill
some needles in the eyeballs
we scream out to Bill
we scream out to Bill
Dammit Bill, dammit Billy
You stepped in the paint
Dammit Bill, dammit Billy
You stepped in the paint
You stepped in the paint
and ruined a masterpiece
it's such a huge mess
and ruined a masterpiece
it's such a huge mess
it's such a huge mess
did you have to kill her here?
blood is everywhere
blood is everywhere
roll around in the design
just like a pro hart
roll around in the design
just like a pro hart
Just like a pro hart
some professional artwork.
Broken in pieces.
some professional artwork.
Broken in pieces.
broken in pieces
a grape ape and orange yak
rotate and jiggle
a grape ape and orange yak
rotate and jiggle
Rotate and jiggle
Dizzying pile of blubber
Rotisserie whale
Dizzying pile of blubber
Rotisserie whale
Rotisserie whale
spinning around and dizzy
everyone falls down
spinning around and dizzy
everyone falls down
everyone falls down
belly flopping of cliff tops
we plummet and grin
belly flopping of cliff tops
we plummet and grin
we plummet and grin
a free fall is very fun
'til you hit the ground
a free fall is very fun
'til you hit the ground
'Til you hit the ground.
Free falling with no wings, so...
splish, splash, smash, boom, crash.
Free falling with no wings, so...
splish, splash, smash, boom, crash.
splish, splash, smash, boom, crash.
that was a very loud fall
next time be quiet
that was a very loud fall
next time be quiet
Next time be quiet
Wire hangers frighten monsters
Closet etiquette
Wire hangers frighten monsters
Closet etiquette
Closet etiquette
i don't know what to say now
oh, well that will do
i don't know what to say now
oh, well that will do
oh, well that will do
satisfied with simple things
short, sweet, to the point
satisfied with simple things
short, sweet, to the point
short, sweet, to the point.
So stay sweet, womans wisdom.
She can tame the wolves.
So stay sweet, womans wisdom.
She can tame the wolves.
QUOTE(crtbud420 @ Jun 20 2007, 12:33 PM) 
Closet etiquette
i don't know what to say now
oh, well that will do
i don't know what to say now
oh, well that will do
I'm positively flabbergasted that no one managed to build upon my "Mommy Dearest" / Monster in the Closet haiku hybrid.
She can tame the wolves
As for taming of the shrew
Perhaps she's the shrew
Perhaps she's the shrew
darkness is quite alluring
many are intrigued
darkness is quite alluring
many are intrigued
Many are intrigued,
By the sparkles of the new,
Dust of thoughts, smother.
By the sparkles of the new,
Dust of thoughts, smother.
Dust of thoughts, smother.
clouds and haze cause misjudgement
find another way
clouds and haze cause misjudgement
find another way
Find another way
The cheese is getting stinky
Maze wall head trauma
The cheese is getting stinky
Maze wall head trauma
Maze wall head trauma
time to bring in George Clooney
bewildered gnome sneers
Bewildered gnome sneers
His mate has a bigger rod
But he has the bait
His mate has a bigger rod
But he has the bait
But he has the bait
catching some big rainbow trout
and endless casting
.
catching some big rainbow trout
and endless casting
.
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