And very twiggy
When the wind blows she falls down
She has no real support
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She has no real support
At least not from the outside
But she does within.
QUOTE(Inner Space @ Jul 26 2007, 08:12 AM) 
She has no real support
At least not from the outside
But she does within.
At least not from the outside
But she does within.
But she does within.
with tears and sweat
she has the strength
She has the strength
Steroidal growth enhancement
Dating obstacle
Steroidal growth enhancement
Dating obstacle
Dating obstacle
What else can I say on this
Laughing my a$$ off
QUOTE(Inner Space @ Jul 26 2007, 09:51 AM)
What else can I say on this
How about...
QUOTE
Dating obstacle
Long-winded invitations
On scented paper
Long-winded invitations
On scented paper
Laughing my a$$ off
Replacing my furniture
Sitting on my hands
Sitting on my hands
A better method for me
Than to roll with it
Than to roll with it
Down the muddy embankment
Darn I need a shower
Down the muddy embankment
Darn I need a shower
QUOTE(She-ra @ Jul 26 2007, 01:55 PM)
Than to roll with it
Down the muddy embankment
Darn I need a shower
Down the muddy embankment
Darn I need a shower
Darn i need a shower
calgon,take me away
freshen my skin
Freshen my skin
Before I bath myself in oils
Lavendar and sweet
Before I bath myself in oils
Lavendar and sweet
Lavendar and sweet
it's time for a long slumber
like rip van winkle
it's time for a long slumber
like rip van winkle
like rip van winkle
imagine the man's weird dreams
from sleeping too long!
imagine the man's weird dreams
from sleeping too long!
from sleeping too long!
WAKE UP! its time to get up
you will miss today
you will miss today
and it's an important day
todays your birthday
and it's an important day
todays your birthday
Todays your birthday
Ya gonna have a good time
The time of your life
Ya gonna have a good time
The time of your life
The time of your life
Water balloon catapults
Evading police
Water balloon catapults
Evading police
QUOTE(FrankBlunt @ Jul 29 2007, 03:02 PM)
The time of your life
Water balloon catapults
Evading police
Water balloon catapults
Evading police
Evading police
Yes, Things can change so quickly
Better take cover.
Better take cover.
use security blanket
no one will see you
use security blanket
no one will see you
No one will see you
Cookies taken from the jar
Alas, a wife knows
Cookies taken from the jar
Alas, a wife knows
Alas, a wife knows
Intuition's a good thing
Sometimes it is not
Intuition's a good thing
Sometimes it is not
Sometimes it its not
The cream cheese on your bagel
The smell of your tea
The cream cheese on your bagel
The smell of your tea
The smell of your tea
air is thick with aroma
lemon and honey
air is thick with aroma
lemon and honey
lemon and honey
her tongue so bitter yet sweet
like the town gossip
her tongue so bitter yet sweet
like the town gossip
Like the town gossip
Death and life are in the tongue
Words accountable!!
Words accountable
Actions justifiable
Thoughts unknown to us
Actions justifiable
Thoughts unknown to us
Thoughts unknown to us
Like little children throwing up
Without any knowledge
Like little children throwing up
Without any knowledge
Without any knowledge
because knowledge is power
so use it wisely
because knowledge is power
so use it wisely
So use it wisely
Bare the waste of humanity
Set before you now
Bare the waste of humanity
Set before you now
Set before you now
on a table made of gold
cheeseburger and fries
on a table made of gold
cheeseburger and fries
cheesburger and fries
go straight to my Italian thighs
salad a plenty
go straight to my Italian thighs
salad a plenty
salad a plenty
topped off with fatten croutons
i need sustenance
topped off with fatten croutons
i need sustenance
I need sustenance
For it is way past lunch time
I'll take everything
For it is way past lunch time
I'll take everything
I'll take everything
and then give it all away
sharing is caring
and then give it all away
sharing is caring
sharing is caring
share, is a groovy feeling
and receive ten-fold
share, is a groovy feeling
and receive ten-fold
And receive ten-fold
Donating vital organs
Be here when you're gone
Donating vital organs
Be here when you're gone
Be here when you're gone
Said the piper to the thief
Life is but a joke
Life is but a joke
Ham it up and hold the cheese
High cholesterol
Ham it up and hold the cheese
High cholesterol
High cholesterol
its good for making candles
all bacon scented
its good for making candles
all bacon scented
All bacon scented
Causes the nostrils to flare
A stench in the air
A stench in the air
from nearby forestfires
hazy shade of smoke
from nearby forestfires
hazy shade of smoke
Hazy shade of smoke
As I sip my rum and coke
I laugh as he flirts
As I sip my rum and coke
I laugh as he flirts
I laugh as he flirts
Standing outside of myself
I can see clearly
I can see clearly
'cause these new specks work wonders
have x-ray vision
'cause these new specks work wonders
have x-ray vision
have x-ray vision
whether I want it or not
here I come -run away!
whether I want it or not
here I come -run away!
here I come -run away!
don't even dare to look back
you'll turn into salt
don't even dare to look back
you'll turn into salt
You'll turn into salt
If you eat that huge whopper
Sodium galore
If you eat that huge whopper
Sodium galore
Sodium galore
just remember not to sweat
it will burn the eyes
just remember not to sweat
it will burn the eyes
It will burn your eyes
So it isn't a surprise
Blinded by the sweat
Blinded by the sweat
As the heat pours down my back
Waiting for you to come
As the heat pours down my back
Waiting for you to come
Waiting for you to come
no show, someday never comes
everyone moves on
no show, someday never comes
everyone moves on
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