just like those chickens
roasted for sunday dinner
pass the potatos
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pass the potatoes
Yes! Let's play hot potatoe!
Ants are in my shoes
*sorry I'm new at this
Yes! Let's play hot potatoe!
Ants are in my shoes
*sorry I'm new at this
ants are in my shoes
termites in my underwear
earwigs up my nose
termites in my underwear
earwigs up my nose
earwigs up my nose
a run in my panty hose
my morning's been rough
a run in my panty hose
my morning's been rough
my morning's been rough
I thought it would be better
But it just gets worse
I thought it would be better
But it just gets worse
but it just gets worse
this itchy rash on my neck
i think i need cream
this itchy rash on my neck
i think i need cream
i think i need cream
said the sailor to his wife
sipping his java
said the sailor to his wife
sipping his java
sipping his java
under the table his knife
lusted for warm flesh
under the table his knife
lusted for warm flesh
lusted for warm flesh
he lusted for lost mittens
frostbite had set in
he lusted for lost mittens
frostbite had set in
frost bite had set in
little jimmy lost his nose
like Michael Jackson
little jimmy lost his nose
like Michael Jackson
like micheal jackson
on one hand i wear a glove
only when i golf
on one hand i wear a glove
only when i golf
only when i golf
in a thunderstorm do I get
a funky hairdo
in a thunderstorm do I get
a funky hairdo
a funky hairdo
we can bling bling like don king
oh to be named "Don"
we can bling bling like don king
oh to be named "Don"
oh to be named "Don"
This would be purest of joy
just like a wedgie
This would be purest of joy
just like a wedgie
just like a wedgie
a wedgie burger tastes great
boy am i hungry
a wedgie burger tastes great
boy am i hungry
boy am i hungry
we stick our hand in meat lump
it jiggles, wholesome
we stick our hand in meat lump
it jiggles, wholesome
it jiggles, wholesome
like wiggly jiggly
raspberry jello
like wiggly jiggly
raspberry jello
raspberry jello
we put this on our armpits
skip a round the mall
we put this on our armpits
skip a round the mall
nevermind. I'm too slow.
skip a round the mall
do not dance naked or the
police will be called
do not dance naked or the
police will be called
police will be called
we sneer at them, run away
Whoopi Goldberg grunts
we sneer at them, run away
Whoopi Goldberg grunts
Whoopi Goldberg grunts
with head wrapped in cotton wool
sinus congestion
with head wrapped in cotton wool
sinus congestion
sinus congestion
has got to be the worst thing
when you're having sex.
( bush: couldn't help myself...lol
)
has got to be the worst thing
when you're having sex.
( bush: couldn't help myself...lol
)
When you're having sex
Don't howl like a hyena
This kills the mood, dear.
Don't howl like a hyena
This kills the mood, dear.
This kills the mood, dear
When you let a stinky fart
We can just have fun.
When you let a stinky fart
We can just have fun.
We can just have fun.
Under the rugs, in the room?
Rugrats, they'll call us.
Under the rugs, in the room?
Rugrats, they'll call us.
Rug rats they call us
but thats just stix and stones
we are all vermin together
but thats just stix and stones
we are all vermin together
I crossed out the extra syllablesin the first line.
for the first there's five
seven syllables go here
and five in the last
we are all vermin together
stinking massed humanity
...did I just say that?
for the first there's five
seven syllables go here
and five in the last
stinking massed humanity
...did I just say that?
...did I just say that?
I have a yump, with a lump.
He say's bump, bump, bump.
I have a yump, with a lump.
He say's bump, bump, bump.
he say's bump, bump, bump,
what he means is jump, jump, jump.
can't say letter "j"
what he means is jump, jump, jump.
can't say letter "j"
Can't say letter "j"
We can all jump in the hay
Just don't break your leg.
We can all jump in the hay
Just don't break your leg.
Just don't break your leg
Running through the woods, nighttime.
Wacth out! There's a tree!
>.<
Running through the woods, nighttime.
Wacth out! There's a tree!
>.<
Watch out! There's a tree!
And then the tree fell downwards
The bunny was sad
And then the tree fell downwards
The bunny was sad
The bunny was sad
He would cry all day and night
Make bunny happy
He would cry all day and night
Make bunny happy
Make bunny happy
Come on honey bounce with me
Honey bunny bounce
Come on honey bounce with me
Honey bunny bounce
Honey bunny bounce
I can see your bits jiggle
Oh joy forever.
I can see your bits jiggle
Oh joy forever.
oh joy forever
what i thought was pocket lint
is a cheetoh, yumm
what i thought was pocket lint
is a cheetoh, yumm
is a cheetoh, yumm-
yummier than a peanut?
this we must ponder
yummier than a peanut?
this we must ponder
this we must ponder
and put them in bad places
make us walk funny
and put them in bad places
make us walk funny
Make us walk funny,
A bit like our friend John Cleese;
From the Ministry
A bit like our friend John Cleese;
From the Ministry
from the ministry
a man with a wooden head
peg leg headed jive
a man with a wooden head
peg leg headed jive
peg leg headed jive
the pirate has just one eye
he dances a jig
the pirate has just one eye
he dances a jig
He dances a jig
Wearing a curly red wig
He dances all night.
Wearing a curly red wig
He dances all night.
he dances all night
wearing spongebob underwear
i am envious
wearing spongebob underwear
i am envious
I am envious
Of that dancing thingy there
It needs to be slapped.
Of that dancing thingy there
It needs to be slapped.
It needs to be slapped
like a red-headed step kid
let's all dance a jig!
like a red-headed step kid
let's all dance a jig!
let's all dance a jig!
by the light of the full moon
though neighbors might stare
by the light of the full moon
though neighbors might stare
Though neighbors might stare
At me in my underware
I cover my face.
At me in my underware
I cover my face.
I cover my face
So as to not be afraid
I can not see them
So as to not be afraid
I can not see them
i can not see them
but it itches down there bad
so i know they're there
but it itches down there bad
so i know they're there
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