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Bizeebutt
love crumpet, cold bath
shriveled nether regions cry
put on warmer clothes!
moe eubleck
put on warmer clothes
and a helmet. drool, savage!
the short bus rides on
Melladior
The short bus rides on
with passengers aplenty.
We're all sort of touched.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
We're all sort of touched
Yikes! He he he! That tickles
Pillsbury Dough Boy
Melladior
Pilsbury Dough Boy
You fat, compulsive gambler
you owe me money.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
you owe me money
I accept money orders
three dollars, ten cents
moe eubleck
three dollars ten cents
and lap dances for all ,yay!
we accept paypal
Daughter of the Nine Moons
we accept paypal
for the gifts you are about
to receive amen
moe eubleck
to receive a men
men is plural , makes no sense
shave and a haircut
Daughter of the Nine Moons
shave and a haircut
buffed, waxed and polished too
then a bubble bath
moe eubleck
then a bubble bath
to wash the dirty wiggle
hold still Anthony!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
hold still Anthony!
Here come men in white jackets
Don't let them take you
moe eubleck
dont let them take you
untill they ride the Moe Train
this will teach them all
Daughter of the Nine Moons
this will teach them all
the way of wholesome jive and
groovy shiny days
snuffypuffer
Groovy shiny days.
These gumdrops in my wallet.
Squishy goodness, Bill.
Melladior
Squishy goodness, Bill,
this cotton candy kitten.
It's been declawed.
snuffypuffer
It's been declawed.
Emasculate, poor bastard.
No tuna for you.
Melladior
"No tuna for you,"
thus saith the Tuna Nazi.
He's such an A-hole.
Walken
He's such an A-Hole
Anus hole yes anus hole
Rectum Anus, no?
Melladior
Rectum Anus, no?
Yes? Wait, what was I saying?
Smells like sour butt.
Walken
smells like sour butt,
since huck-a-wa-wa-huck-huck,
Smells like sour huck.
tiddlyjen
Smells like sour butt,
talks like helium person,
my little sister.
girty1600
My little sister.
Actually, I don't have one
My sister is old.
tiddlyjen
My sister is old.
but not older than me,
I am a young old fart
Walken
QUOTE
Smells like sour butt,


You broke the rules, wench.
You are supposed to reply
to my sentance, yes?
Janiel
To my sentence, yes?
You'll now respond, dear Walken.
For YOU've broken rules.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
For YOU've broken rules,
No more Pepsi for Walken
Janiel can have it
Janiel
Janiel can have it.
And indeed I can, dear sis.
Damn, I'm on a roll...
girty1600
Damn, I'm on a roll...
Kicking tail and taking names
I rule, yeah I do!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Damn, I'm on a roll...
down, down down the hill I go
Bloody hell that hurts!
Janiel
QUOTE(girty1600 @ Jul 15 2005, 05:05 AM)
Damn, I'm on a roll...
Kicking tail and taking names
I rule, yeah I do!
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I rule, yeah I do!
It's my throne to take back, yeah!
I shall reign again!
QUOTE(Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jul 15 2005, 05:06 AM)
Damn, I'm on a roll...
down, down down the hill I go
Bloody hell that hurts!

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Bloody hell that hurts!
Falling down so far no fun.
Talk like caveman. grunt!
snuffypuffer
Talk like caveman, grunt!
Smack my bottom, cheerleader!
We dance the Samba.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
We dance the Samba
We will dance the Watusi
Who'll Tango with me?
snuffypuffer
Who'll tango with me?
We dance this heretic groove.
Where is my wallet?
Melladior
Where is my wallet?
I can't believe she robbed me!
Never trust hookers...
Daughter of the Nine Moons
never trust hookers...
those fishing worm hooking dudes
they are all shifty
Janiel
They are all shify
The eyes of the many, yes?
paranoid, widespread.
moe eubleck
paranoid widespread
legs, we bury our face in this
pies, you sick puppies!
Melladior
Pies, you sick puppies!
You know I didn't say flies!
Stop eating them now!
moe eubleck
Stop eating them now!
rub them under your armpit!
unshaved hobos graze
Daughter of the Nine Moons
unshaved hobos graze
through overturned garbage cans
garcon, the check please
moe eubleck
garcon ,the check please
we are done with this hair ball
your pocket bulges
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Your pocket bulges
A new pair of pants perhaps?
They seem a bit tight
moe eubleck
they seem a bit tight
we try to speak but we squeak
legs falling asleep
Daughter of the Nine Moons
legs falling asleep
stand up quick then fall down
just sprained my ankle
moe eubleck
just sprained my ankle
dancing the funky chicken
with Bob Hope and Cher
Daughter of the Nine Moons

with Bob Hope and Cher
Las Vegas makes a killing
wait ...is he dead yet?
snuffypuffer
wait... is he dead yet?
Bob Hope no longer. Deceased.
We smell Jenny's pie.
Melladior
We smell Jenny's pie.
What did she put in that thing?
Stinks like moldy cheese.
moe eubleck
stinks like moldy cheese
what is this heresy of?
bottle brush, Jenny!
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