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Daughter of the Nine Moons
bottle brush, Jenny
needs a good thorough...scrubbing
that's what Jenny needs
Melladior
That's what Jenny needs,
exactly what Jenny needs:
a good sound flogging.
Walken
a good sound flogging
kinky whips and chains and cuff's.
Thats what your mom said/
moe eubleck
thats what your mom said
to jazzed William Shatner
take back your wig Bill!
snuffypuffer
Take back your wig, Bill!
On top of spaghetti, stooge.
You burn my fingers.
moe eubleck
you burn my fingers
with your heated crumpet jizz
be gone, Ron Howard!
girty1600
Be gone, Ron Howard!
Your movies do not jazz moe.
Opie's dead to him.
moe eubleck
opie's dead to him
he drew a mustache on us
Moe is your hero
girty1600
Moe is your hero
Says so in his signature
Moe's Girty's hero
moe eubleck
Moe's girty's hero
we took a bullet for her
hit us in the rump
girty1600
hit us in the rump
but not too hard, Girty's shy
*hides behind the moe*
moe eubleck
*hides behind the moe*
for Moe is mighty and just
we suck in our gut
snuffypuffer
We suck in our gut.
And dance the wholesome Samba.
Our nipples jiggle.
Melladior
Our nipples jiggle
in a sexy way, not gross,
when we get funky.
moe eubleck
when we get funky
there is no stopping this Moe
oooh! look! a penny!
Melladior
OooH! Look! A penny!
Just call me butter, baby,
Cause I'm on a roll!!
moe eubleck
Cause I'm on a roll!!
we just saw Gumbiss Moop jump
hamburger juice pools
Daughter of the Nine Moons
hamburger juice pools
dribbling in greasy streaks
Gumbiss Moop says "Meat"
moe eubleck
Gumbiss Moop says "Meat"
he is Moe's friend , has big guns
Moe is his hero
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Moe is his hero
Moe is mighty and strong, but
Not as strong as Dot
moe eubleck
not as strong as Dot
but pays attention to maps
Dot has bounced away
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Dot has bounced away
But will Moe follow the Dot? Or
will she be lost Dot?
moe eubleck
will she be lost Dot?
Moe will follow her to Falz
even in circles
Daughter of the Nine Moons
even in circles
even with the green bubbles
Moe looks out for Dot
moe eubleck
Moe looks out for dot
helps Moe when bubbles gas us
time to feed the mag!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
time to feed the mag!
no fluids or mates for him
please use only stars
Purplesquirl
Please use only stars
when you paint the sky at night
for there your soul sparkles
Daughter of the Nine Moons
there your soul sparkles
fireflies in the meadow
pheremones intice
moe eubleck
pheremones intice
Michael Jackson, he spanks you
bewildered dwarf grooves
Daughter of the Nine Moons
bewildered dwarf grooves
moves to a rock steady beat
takes one step beyond
girty1600
takes one step beyond
door opens wide, I step through
right into your world
moe eubleck
takes one step beyond
the decompression chamber
gnome sucked into space
Daughter of the Nine Moons
gnome sucked into space
imploded or exploded?
this I must ponder
moe eubleck
this I must ponder
about a lecherous monk
now he winks at Moe
Daughter of the Nine Moons
now he winks at Moe
reflections darkside brother
are you a sith lord?
girty1600
are you a sith lord?
nope, my name is Tiger Woods
and I am nineteen
Daughter of the Nine Moons
and I am nineteen
a drama queen, so unclean
have you tried listerine?
TooFarGone
Actually..that has to many sylables.........but, any way.

Have you tried Listerine?
Can cause intoxication......
How stupid is that?
moe eubleck
How stupid is that?
baa baa, Moe has goats for legs
they buckle, bad goats!
girty1600
they buckle, bad goats!
that is why I prefer sheep
they buckle much less
Melladior
They buckle much less,
those precarious lawn chairs,
mind the weight limit
moe eubleck
mind the weight limit
cows were not made for bowling
trampolines either
Melladior
trampoline's either
too big or too small, how come?
I like bouncing too.
TooFarGone
I like bouncing too
Up so high, high in the sky.
Watch out for airplanes.
Melladior
Watch out for airplanes.
Hey, there's something on the wing!
Chill out, Bill Shatner.
TooFarGone
Chill out Bill Shatner.
You. Give. Each. Word. A. Sentance.
Beam me up Scotty.
Melladior
Beam me up Scotty,
Don't be a jerk, beam me up!!
I know you heard me!!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
I know you heard me!!
Knock-knocking on heavens door
blue caps are wholesome
MichaelS
Blue caps are wholesome
Shatner's on the wing outside
Chilling... chilling... chilled...
girty1600
Chilling... chilling... chilled...
Shatner word speak makes me swoon
Ok, not so much
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