OK! not so much, Archelita Quaalude,
Your tilting to the right
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OK! not so much, Archelita Quaalude,
Your tilting to the right
Your tilting to right
Makes me tilt to the left now.
Stop it! Stop it now!
Makes me tilt to the left now.
Stop it! Stop it now!
Stop it! Stop it now!
Your spinning makes me vomit.
That is not wholesome.
Your spinning makes me vomit.
That is not wholesome.
That is not wholesome-
Stealing Moe's wholesome word, right?
Not wholesome at all.
Stealing Moe's wholesome word, right?
Not wholesome at all.
Not wholesome at all.
I know it should not be done.
Stealing is not cool.
I know it should not be done.
Stealing is not cool.
Stealing is not cool.
It's not cool to be stealing.
Not at all boy-o!
It's not cool to be stealing.
Not at all boy-o!
Not at all boy-o!
what is this low heresy?
there is only Moe!
what is this low heresy?
there is only Moe!
there is only Moe.
His army of sneering yaks.
Hit the pinata.
His army of sneering yaks.
Hit the pinata.
hit the pinanta
snuffy is here! we unleash?
the ressurection?
snuffy is here! we unleash?
the ressurection?
the ressurection
go forth and spread jazziness
the time has now come
go forth and spread jazziness
the time has now come
the resurrection?
Perhaps. The time is at hand.
We consult the Gnome.
Perhaps. The time is at hand.
We consult the Gnome.
the time has come now
we consult the gnome , oh yes
this will be wholesome
we consult the gnome , oh yes
this will be wholesome
This will be wholesome
The jiggly gnome approaches
hits the pinata
The jiggly gnome approaches
hits the pinata
hits the pinata.
prophet Moe shall ressurect
the triad shall rise
prophet Moe shall ressurect
the triad shall rise
The triad shall rise
Threesome, not a twosome, right!
The triad shall ride.
Threesome, not a twosome, right!
The triad shall ride.
The triad shall rise
A shiny new day has come
Snuffy, Moe and Dot
A shiny new day has come
Snuffy, Moe and Dot
Snuffy, Moe and Dot
One missed my un-holy haiku
Broke the chain, dang it!
One missed my un-holy haiku
Broke the chain, dang it!
Broke the chain, dang it!
Jiggly Gnome consults Snuffy.
The Triad begins.
Jiggly Gnome consults Snuffy.
The Triad begins.
The Triad begins
Campaigning through the year long
to be THE Triad.
Campaigning through the year long
to be THE Triad.
To be THE Triad.
We rule forums near and far.
Geeks? Us? Of course not.
We rule forums near and far.
Geeks? Us? Of course not.
To be THE triad,
we must be stealthy, sneaky,
no jingling keychains
we must be stealthy, sneaky,
no jingling keychains
no jingling keychains
at oompa loompa, Moe cries
we are scared of oomp
at oompa loompa, Moe cries
we are scared of oomp
we are scared of oomp
she's a muscular woman
is oomp maloy
she's a muscular woman
is oomp maloy
is oomp maloy
my old irish great granny
pour me a guiness
my old irish great granny
pour me a guiness
Pour me a Guinness.
I feel unwholesome, not jazzed.
Snuffy is alone.
I feel unwholesome, not jazzed.
Snuffy is alone.
snuffy is alone
with the curse of baked bean toot
oh dear me, snuffy
with the curse of baked bean toot
oh dear me, snuffy
Oh dear me, Snuffy
would you please pull your pants up?
There's children present.
would you please pull your pants up?
There's children present.
There's children present.
We bring them a scary clown.
His name is Weezy.
We bring them a scary clown.
His name is Weezy.
His name is Weezy.
His breathing is fine through that
hole in his neck.
His breathing is fine through that
hole in his neck.
hole in his neck
Pinnochio, boy of wood
eaten by termites
Pinnochio, boy of wood
eaten by termites
eaten by termites.
We sing for Billy, he grooves.
The Donkey whistles.
We sing for Billy, he grooves.
The Donkey whistles.
The Donkey whistles
forlornly under street lamp
can you spare some change?
forlornly under street lamp
can you spare some change?
Can you spare some change?
40 ounces of Mad Dog.
the wino exalts.
40 ounces of Mad Dog.
the wino exalts.
the wino exalts
Hobo's dancing in the street
Listerine for all
Hobo's dancing in the street
Listerine for all
Listerine for all.
Defeated halitosis.
Happy bums wiggle.
Defeated halitosis.
Happy bums wiggle.
Happy bums wiggle.
Giggle! Slap my bum and call
me Kitty! MEOW!!
Giggle! Slap my bum and call
me Kitty! MEOW!!
Me Kitty. MEOW!
Says the hobo in hot pants.
Snuffy loses lunch.
Says the hobo in hot pants.
Snuffy loses lunch.
QUOTE(snuffypuffer @ Jul 22 2005, 11:58 AM)
Me Kitty. MEOW!
Says the hobo in hot pants.
Snuffy loses lunch.
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Says the hobo in hot pants.
Snuffy loses lunch.
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Snuffy loses lunch
money playing poker with
Dot...she is awesome
Dot...she is awesome.
But please don't play cards with her
Homegirl is a cheat.
But please don't play cards with her
Homegirl is a cheat.
Homegirl is a cheat
bats eye's and cleans out wallets
who will play with me?
bats eye's and cleans out wallets
who will play with me?
who will play with me?
never fear, Moe is on it!
gotta dupe that stuff!
never fear, Moe is on it!
gotta dupe that stuff!
Gotta dupe that stuff!
Snuffy dances this wiggle
for you, my chilluns.
Snuffy dances this wiggle
for you, my chilluns.
for you, my chilluns
rub this cheese behind your ear
scoundrel, have at thee!
rub this cheese behind your ear
scoundrel, have at thee!
Scoundrel, have at thee!
We shall take thy lunch money.
Infidel. We sneer.
We shall take thy lunch money.
Infidel. We sneer.
infidel, we sneer
you've been besieged by gibbles
"meat!" shouts Gumbiss Moop
you've been besieged by gibbles
"meat!" shouts Gumbiss Moop
"Meat!" shouts Gumbiss Moop.
Dairy products. We smack him.
No cheese log for you.
Dairy products. We smack him.
No cheese log for you.
No cheese log for you.
You must escape the squirrels.
They eat chicken teeth.
You must escape the squirrels.
They eat chicken teeth.
They eat chicken teeth
with a side of yak burger
Deeelicious, I say!!
with a side of yak burger
Deeelicious, I say!!
Deeelicious, I say!!
spicy hot wasabi peas
I pass you the bag
spicy hot wasabi peas
I pass you the bag
I pass you the bag.
Not one thing am I seeing.
Such a big letdown.
Not one thing am I seeing.
Such a big letdown.
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