clean up in aisle five
no more juggling olive jars.
Will no one hire me?
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Will no one hire me?
Hobo on the street corner
I will work for beer.
Hobo on the street corner
I will work for beer.
I will work for beer.
Dog food too, I'm not picky.
I'm a dang hobo.
Dog food too, I'm not picky.
I'm a dang hobo.
I'm a dang hobo
a travelling tramp, don't work.
A life less normal
a travelling tramp, don't work.
A life less normal
A life less normal
Interpretation I say!
That's what it's about.
Interpretation I say!
That's what it's about.
That's what it's all about
Dance, I say dance! Dance you fiend!!
The hokey pokey
Dance, I say dance! Dance you fiend!!
The hokey pokey
the hokey pokey
is like the hobo pogo
but without the stick
is like the hobo pogo
but without the stick
But without the stick
How would we stir the pudding?
How would we make pie?
How would we stir the pudding?
How would we make pie?
How would we make pie?
With four and twenty blackbirds
What a dainty dish.
With four and twenty blackbirds
What a dainty dish.
What a dainty dish
See that sexy weiner dog
hey Molly Weiner
See that sexy weiner dog
hey Molly Weiner
Hey Molly weiner
put down that clown nose or else!
it scares Moe muchly
put down that clown nose or else!
it scares Moe muchly
it scares Moe muchly
this thirteen foot high dive
Don't throw the baby!
this thirteen foot high dive
Don't throw the baby!
dont throw the baby!
and no more babies on spikes!
sombreros, we grin
and no more babies on spikes!
sombreros, we grin
Sombreros, we grin
I long for a bungalow
Drive 'round the castle
I long for a bungalow
Drive 'round the castle
Drive 'round the castle
Round it into the moat, argh!
Beware Pirannah!
Round it into the moat, argh!
Beware Pirannah!
Beware Pirannah!
Fishermans gonna get you!
Been waiting all day.
Fishermans gonna get you!
Been waiting all day.
Been waiting all day
For this is the begining
From this time, unchained
For this is the begining
From this time, unchained
From this time, unchained
I wonder of the cage bird
And is this freedom
I wonder of the cage bird
And is this freedom
And is this freedom
travelling this long hard road.
Longing for my home.
travelling this long hard road.
Longing for my home.
Longing for my home.
In the arms of my lover.
Home- take me home now!
In the arms of my lover.
Home- take me home now!
home take me home now
so that I may suck yogurt
out hairy navels
so that I may suck yogurt
out hairy navels
Out hairy navels!!
Go forth, I say!! Wax yourselves!
Yucky hairy dudes.
Go forth, I say!! Wax yourselves!
Yucky hairy dudes.
Yucky hairy dudes.
Get your bodies waxed now
Ick... cough up hair ball!
Get your bodies waxed now
Ick... cough up hair ball!
Ick...cough up hair ball
That's what you get, dirty bird!
Snuffs ate my kitty
That's what you get, dirty bird!
Snuffs ate my kitty
snuffs ate my kitty
and the jerk broke my toilet
time for him to leave
and the jerk broke my toilet
time for him to leave
time for him to leave
no better time than today
Au revoir, cheri.
no better time than today
Au revoir, cheri.
Au revoir cheri.
Snuffs shall not leave your kitchen.
Kitty tastes like fish.
Snuffs shall not leave your kitchen.
Kitty tastes like fish.
Kitty tastes like fish
and she's finger lickin' good
extra crispy, no?
and she's finger lickin' good
extra crispy, no?
extra crispy, no?
shake it, bake it, fake it, eh?
well done is done well.
shake it, bake it, fake it, eh?
well done is done well.
Well done is done well.
But my eyeballs, they trick me.
Wilford Brimley. Cringe.
But my eyeballs, they trick me.
Wilford Brimley. Cringe.
Wilford Brimley. Cringe.
The words roll off pouty lips
Like Kitty Magic.
The words roll off pouty lips
Like Kitty Magic.
Like Kitty Magic
The words roll off pouty lips
Joc flirts in haiku?
The words roll off pouty lips
Joc flirts in haiku?
Joc flirts in haiku.
these quaint birds they sing to me.
Haiku jive they sing.
these quaint birds they sing to me.
Haiku jive they sing.
haiku jive they sing
while eating black pickled eggs
they live on the edge
while eating black pickled eggs
they live on the edge
they live on the edge
seeing end nor beginning
as there is no try
seeing end nor beginning
as there is no try
as there is no try
do or do not-here, between
you, me, tree, rock, yes.
do or do not-here, between
you, me, tree, rock, yes.
You, me, tree, rock, yes.
You, me, tree, rock, well, maybe
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
You, me, tree, rock, well, maybe
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
Me Tarzan, you Jane.
We'll behave like animals
Swing from tree to tree
We'll behave like animals
Swing from tree to tree
Swing from tree to tree
Do that crazy Monkey jive
Timba, UnGawa
Do that crazy Monkey jive
Timba, UnGawa
Timba, UnGawa
Ungawa (go run lighting)
Timba (tall-friend-great)
Ungawa (go run lighting)
Timba (tall-friend-great)
Timba (tall-friend-great)
Not simba (little-lion-roar)
It means no worries
Not simba (little-lion-roar)
It means no worries
It means no worries
Just use pennicillan and
wear your rubber boots
Just use pennicillan and
wear your rubber boots
wear your rubber boots
and shake it till you break it
please dont touch me there
and shake it till you break it
please dont touch me there
please dont touch me- there's
not much left to say- good bye
and have a good life
not much left to say- good bye
and have a good life
"...and have a good life!"
Then she slammed the frigging door
That is all she said.
Then she slammed the frigging door
That is all she said.
That is all she said
She just wants to be my friend
what a friggin tease
She just wants to be my friend
what a friggin tease
what a friggin tease
the blizzard at dairy queen
should have got a large
the blizzard at dairy queen
should have got a large
should have got a large
rectangular head from mom
but daddy shaved it
rectangular head from mom
but daddy shaved it
but daddy shaved it,
and there is hair evreywhere,
I told him not to.
and there is hair evreywhere,
I told him not to.
I told him not to
touch me there, it makes me shy
time to wash my ear
touch me there, it makes me shy
time to wash my ear
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