Deaths Hand
Aug 12 2005, 12:48 AM
time to wash my ear
not because its dirty but
because i want to hear you
joc
Aug 12 2005, 02:28 AM
QUOTE
because i want to hear you
Deduct two points from your score......I want to hear you...
Because I want to hear you,
I open my mind.
ABOTU
Aug 12 2005, 02:30 AM
I open my mind
And hope that no germs get in
That would be painful
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 03:04 AM
that would be painful
a pocket full of hot plums
wigggle your bum, dwarf!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 03:07 AM
wigggle your bum, dwarf!
shake it, turn it all around
the hokey pokey
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 03:15 AM
the hokey pokey
is not a spanish whistle
what the heck? Come on!
girty1600
Aug 12 2005, 03:19 AM
what the heck? Come on!
I need noodles for my bowl.
These are too crunchy.
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 03:21 AM
these are too crunchy
to place inside my red thong
look Jim! Fifty cents!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 03:27 AM
look Jim! Fifty cents!
add another two dollars
you got two fifty
Deaths Hand
Aug 12 2005, 04:16 AM
you got two fifty
to buy some boxed wine from
the ghetto liquer
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 05:51 AM
the ghetto liequer
we call this steel reserve
my finger smells good
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 05:53 AM
my finger smells good
stuck my finger in a pie
and pulled out a plum
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 05:56 AM
And pulled out a plum
round, firm, fists of hell's fury
I wrote with my tongue
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:02 AM
I wrote with me tongue
it made my granny act strange
whoopi goldberg grins
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 06:03 AM
whoopi goldberg grins
my tongue sweeping the keyboard
drink sweet Alize Gold
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 06:04 AM
drink sweet Alize Gold
the nuns, they spank my knuckles
the rulers, they sting
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:06 AM
the rulers they sting
camels dont eat from my hands
look! here comes Shatner!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 06:12 AM
look! here comes Shatner!
Said, I'll see what I can do!
So it started there!
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 06:16 AM
So it started there,
the front door rumbled strangely
I heard leather boots
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:18 AM
I heard leather boots
it may be janiel's ghost
shut the gates! ooh pie!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 06:26 AM
shut the gates! ooh pie!
must eat some before I die
bumbleberry, eh?
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 06:29 AM
Bumbleberry, eh?
You cheeky little weasel
You bring back my pants!
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:31 AM
you bring back my pants
load some jam in the pockets
oo squishy, I lick
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 06:35 AM
oo squishy, I lick
Toad! A frog prince you are not.
You'll not get a kiss
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 06:44 AM
You'll not get a kiss
unless you promise to taste
like apple butter
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:46 AM
like apple butter
during yak mating season
but why's the rum gone?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 06:59 AM
but why's the rum gone?
no vodka, no gin, no beer
drink Alize gold
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 07:01 AM
drink alize gold
it will put hair on yuor chest
want to be fuzzy?
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 07:03 AM
want to be fuzzy?
like Jerry Sienfeld werewolf?
low brief chest shaver!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 07:10 AM
low brief chest shaver!
nine out of ten beauticians
recommend waxing
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 07:17 AM
recommend waxing
to the fake red lip-eaters
it tastes like cherry
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 07:18 AM
it tastes like cherry
we enjoy the view from here
pass the chapstick eh?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 07:21 AM
pass the chapstick eh?
Dis here Canadienne wind
she be quite bitter
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 07:24 AM
she be quite bitter
the ghetto beer im drinking
gives me a sore throat
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 07:25 AM
gives me a sore throat
like the first time I got laid
is this right daddy?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 07:33 AM
is this right daddy?
no sweet daughter o' mine, that
is on the wrong foot
joc
Aug 12 2005, 01:09 PM
Is on the wrong foot
In fact, the wrong body part
Blanket for Willy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 12 2005, 01:24 PM
blanket for Willy
slap it, tap it and wrap it
he longs to be free
jeceris
Aug 12 2005, 06:23 PM
he longs to be free
even though he costs ten bucks
he longs to be free
moe eubleck
Aug 12 2005, 06:46 PM
he longs to be free
chained to the old ladies' bed
yes! THIS IS LIVING!
Melladior
Aug 12 2005, 07:39 PM
This is living!
the mountain of tootsie pops
this will sustain me
moe eubleck
Aug 13 2005, 04:29 PM
this will sustain me
give me that large sausage, NOW!
hits the pinata
Melladior
Aug 13 2005, 04:45 PM
Hits the pinata
with my favorite katana
you get off my porch!
Falco Rex
Aug 13 2005, 04:51 PM
oops
moe eubleck
Aug 13 2005, 05:42 PM
you get off my porch
with your dirty apple head
Don Knotts chases Moe
Falco Rex
Aug 13 2005, 05:48 PM
Don Knotts chases Moe
And Andy Taylor follows
Did it right this time.
girty1600
Aug 13 2005, 05:52 PM
Did it right this time.
Girty likes writing Haikus
Makes her sleepy though.
moe eubleck
Aug 13 2005, 05:56 PM
makes her sleepy though
this is what coffee is for
careful not to spill
Melladior
Aug 13 2005, 10:52 PM
Careful not to spill
the milk tsumani cometh
it split at the seams
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Aug 14 2005, 02:28 AM
it split at the seams
his pale arse burst out hairy
My uncle Abner
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