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Deaths Hand
time to wash my ear
not because its dirty but
because i want to hear you
joc
QUOTE
because i want to hear you


Deduct two points from your score....

..I want to hear you...
Because I want to hear you,
I open my mind.
ABOTU
I open my mind
And hope that no germs get in
That would be painful
moe eubleck
that would be painful
a pocket full of hot plums
wigggle your bum, dwarf!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
wigggle your bum, dwarf!
shake it, turn it all around
the hokey pokey
moe eubleck
the hokey pokey
is not a spanish whistle
what the heck? Come on!
girty1600
what the heck? Come on!
I need noodles for my bowl.
These are too crunchy.
moe eubleck
these are too crunchy
to place inside my red thong
look Jim! Fifty cents!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
look Jim! Fifty cents!
add another two dollars
you got two fifty
Deaths Hand
you got two fifty
to buy some boxed wine from
the ghetto liquer
moe eubleck
the ghetto liequer
we call this steel reserve
my finger smells good
Daughter of the Nine Moons
my finger smells good
stuck my finger in a pie
and pulled out a plum
Melladior
And pulled out a plum
round, firm, fists of hell's fury
I wrote with my tongue
moe eubleck
I wrote with me tongue
it made my granny act strange
whoopi goldberg grins
Daughter of the Nine Moons
whoopi goldberg grins
my tongue sweeping the keyboard
drink sweet Alize Gold
Melladior
drink sweet Alize Gold
the nuns, they spank my knuckles
the rulers, they sting
moe eubleck
the rulers they sting
camels dont eat from my hands
look! here comes Shatner!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
look! here comes Shatner!
Said, I'll see what I can do!
So it started there!
Melladior
So it started there,
the front door rumbled strangely
I heard leather boots
moe eubleck
I heard leather boots
it may be janiel's ghost
shut the gates! ooh pie!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
shut the gates! ooh pie!
must eat some before I die
bumbleberry, eh?
Melladior
Bumbleberry, eh?
You cheeky little weasel
You bring back my pants!
moe eubleck
you bring back my pants
load some jam in the pockets
oo squishy, I lick
Daughter of the Nine Moons
oo squishy, I lick
Toad! A frog prince you are not.
You'll not get a kiss

Melladior
You'll not get a kiss
unless you promise to taste
like apple butter
moe eubleck
like apple butter
during yak mating season
but why's the rum gone?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
but why's the rum gone?
no vodka, no gin, no beer
drink Alize gold
Melladior
drink alize gold
it will put hair on yuor chest
want to be fuzzy?
moe eubleck
want to be fuzzy?
like Jerry Sienfeld werewolf?
low brief chest shaver!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
low brief chest shaver!
nine out of ten beauticians
recommend waxing
Melladior
recommend waxing
to the fake red lip-eaters
it tastes like cherry
moe eubleck
it tastes like cherry
we enjoy the view from here
pass the chapstick eh?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
pass the chapstick eh?
Dis here Canadienne wind
she be quite bitter
Melladior
she be quite bitter
the ghetto beer im drinking
gives me a sore throat
moe eubleck
gives me a sore throat
like the first time I got laid
is this right daddy?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
is this right daddy?
no sweet daughter o' mine, that
is on the wrong foot

joc
Is on the wrong foot
In fact, the wrong body part
Blanket for Willy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
blanket for Willy
slap it, tap it and wrap it
he longs to be free
jeceris
he longs to be free
even though he costs ten bucks
he longs to be free
moe eubleck
he longs to be free
chained to the old ladies' bed
yes! THIS IS LIVING!
Melladior
This is living!
the mountain of tootsie pops
this will sustain me
moe eubleck
this will sustain me
give me that large sausage, NOW!
hits the pinata
Melladior
Hits the pinata
with my favorite katana
you get off my porch!
Falco Rex
oops
moe eubleck
you get off my porch
with your dirty apple head
Don Knotts chases Moe
Falco Rex
Don Knotts chases Moe
And Andy Taylor follows
Did it right this time.
girty1600
Did it right this time.
Girty likes writing Haikus
Makes her sleepy though.
moe eubleck
makes her sleepy though
this is what coffee is for
careful not to spill
Melladior
Careful not to spill
the milk tsumani cometh
it split at the seams
Daughter of the Nine Moons
it split at the seams
his pale arse burst out hairy
My uncle Abner
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