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moe eubleck
better than ezra
not better than lumpy mouse
oh! cheese, we holler
Daughter of the Nine Moons
oh! cheese, we holler
the fondue pots knocked over
pass the Grey Poupon
moe eubleck
pass teh grey poupon
roll down your window and leer!
stalking the yak groove
Melladior
stalking the yak groove
to electric avenue
we'll take it higher
moe eubleck
Well take it higher
I wumbo, you wumbo, gah!
he she me wumbo!
Melladior
he she me wumbo,
well is he, or is he she?
hard to tell these days
moe eubleck
hard to tell these day
the difference between pies
what happened to Moe?
Melladior
What happened to Moe?
Who has taken his cookies?
oh dear. He wanders.
moe eubleck
oh dear he wanders
off the edge of a cliff , oooohhh!
THE HUMANITY!
Melladior
The humanity!
the injustices I suffer!
favorite shoes are scuffed!
moe eubleck
favorite shoes are scuffed
from kicking Vin Diesels chin
he lost some stubble
Melladior
he lost some stubble
when he fell off his dirt bike
he lost some skin too.
moe eubleck
he lost some skin too
said the monkey with a sneer
dont touch me there please
Melladior
don't touch me there please
i've told you a thousand times
touch me here instead
moe eubleck
touch me here instead
but use something leathery
snap! oh.. I am red
Melladior
Snap! Oh, I am red
you've slapped me smartly this time.
may i have one more?
moe eubleck
may i have one more?
one of my cheeks is still pale
make them blush and sting
Melladior
make them blush and sting
and shall i face the corner?
you are very skilled
moe eubleck
you are very skilled
with your thighs wrapped around me
oh, this is naughty
Melladior
oh this is naughty
but the water is so warm
and there are bubbles

moe eubleck
and there are bubbles
just dont splash the water out
you sexy critter
moe eubleck
you sexy critter
we ressurect this thread now
no need to thank us
Melladior
No need to thank us
Jeri Ryan is scrumptious
when served with coffee
jeceris
no need to thank us
said the sixteen men from glad
just doing our job
moe eubleck
when served with coffee
play-doh loses all flavor
just doing our job
Melladior
just doing our job
and doing it well, have you
forgotten your name?
moe eubleck
forgotten your name?
only the skilled can cause this
oh lord have mercy
Melladior
oh lord have mercy
the ladies prefer this view
i'm sure this is true
moe eubleck
im sure this is true
about your lovely cami
whats underneath is?
Melladior
what's underneath is
the next part of the story
and through the curtains
moe eubleck
and through the curtains
they writhe in playful banter
no cold sheets tonight
Melladior
no cold sheets tonight
prefer the feel of warm skin
against my flushed cheek
moe eubleck
against my flushed cheek
lay in breathless sinful bliss
order a pizza
Melladior
order a pizza
and get my shoe from the hall
did we lock the doors?
moe eubleck
did we lock the doors?
hope we werent followed upstairs
something pulls my hair
Melladior
something pulls my hair
and pins me against the wall
such massive shoulders
moe eubleck
such massive shoulders
all the better for your teeth
is it hot in here?
Melladior
is it hot in here?
I'll open all the windows
floaty sheer curtains
moe eubleck
floaty sheer curtains
brush our skin like lovers hands
that was good pizza
Megalomania
That was good pizza,
That I ate ages ago.
It is gone now, damn.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
It is gone now, damn.
no one lives here anymore.
Where's my controller?
TooFarGone
Where's my controller?
In the couch, or on the floor?
When will the search end?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
When will the search end?
some string tied 'round my finger.
Don't know what it's for.
joc
Don't know what it's for.
Well, okay, here we go folks.
Pushing the button........
moe eubleck
pushing the button
summons a clown with seltzer
give me back my crab!
TooFarGone
Give me back my crab!
All those crazy crustaceans.
Eat 'em with butter.
moe eubleck
eat em with butter
then pop more in the oven
think I heard a shot!
Melladior
think I heard a shot!
hide with me behind the couch
damn redneck neighbors
moe eubleck
damn redneck neighbors
eatin their pickled pigs feet
duck! Its Granny Biggs!
Melladior
Duck! It's Granny Biggs!
She can huck a beer bottle
with surprising skill
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