I will wear a skirt
But I will refer to it
As a Scottish kilt.
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As a Scottish kilt
on a windy day shows all,
a fleshy pancake
on a windy day shows all,
a fleshy pancake
a fleshy pancake
I can not right a haiku
But I can try to.
I can not right a haiku
But I can try to.
But I can try to.
call you goddess and kneel low
paint your toe nails pink
call you goddess and kneel low
paint your toe nails pink
paint your toeanils pink
spank you like a naughty boy
close your pretty eyes
spank you like a naughty boy
close your pretty eyes
close your pretty eyes
and sit on the purple chaise
now dont make a sound
and sit on the purple chaise
now dont make a sound
now don't make a sound
and i'll torture you proper
quiet, or i'll stop
and i'll torture you proper
quiet, or i'll stop
quiet, or i'll stop
she orders , but I whimper
Im in trouble now
she orders , but I whimper
Im in trouble now
i'm in trouble now
my Master takes his belt off
be gentle with me
my Master takes his belt off
be gentle with me
be gentle with me
my skin flushes easily
how have I failed you?
my skin flushes easily
how have I failed you?
how have i failed you?
why won't you let me watch you?
show me your sweet face
why won't you let me watch you?
show me your sweet face
show me your sweet face
blow me some web cam kisses
less stubble this way
blow me some web cam kisses
less stubble this way
less stubble this way
I thank those sweet Asian genes
for the smooth kisses
I thank those sweet Asian genes
for the smooth kisses
for the smooth kisses
i would dance under the sun
with otters abound
i would dance under the sun
with otters abound
with otters abound
fun friendly water mammals
Canada beaver?
fun friendly water mammals
Canada beaver?
canada beaver!!!???!!!
of whom are you speaking dot?
double entendres
of whom are you speaking dot?
double entendres
double entendres
Canada Beaver's risqué?
Oh ambiguous!
Canada Beaver's risqué?
Oh ambiguous!
oh ambiguous!
this canadian beaver
it's quite elusive
this canadian beaver
it's quite elusive
it's quite elusive
gossamar whispers...a dream
where does it exist?
gossamar whispers...a dream
where does it exist?
where does it exist?
it's all a conspiracy!
There is no west nile!!
it's all a conspiracy!
There is no west nile!!
there is no West Nile.
Mosquito whispers soft words.
Tricksy mosquito.
Mosquito whispers soft words.
Tricksy mosquito.
Tricksy mosquito
he goes after my preciousss
give me the preciousss
he goes after my preciousss
give me the preciousss
give me the preciousss
Or I will lick you tonite
anonymous ghost
Or I will lick you tonite
anonymous ghost
anonymous ghost
fleeting glimpses...I shiver
sitting in the dark
fleeting glimpses...I shiver
sitting in the dark
Sitting in the dark
Infinite and eternal
The secret lies there
Infinite and eternal
The secret lies there
The secret lies there
The door to the Steel Circle
Is open for sure
The door to the Steel Circle
Is open for sure
Is open for sure
The way to a aliens heart
Is by opening uranus
The way to a aliens heart
Is by opening uranus
a spank for pancake
he broke haiku- first line five
then seven and five
Is by opening
Uranus, that's the seventh
planet from the Sun
he broke haiku- first line five
then seven and five
Is by opening
Uranus, that's the seventh
planet from the Sun
planet from the Sun
so very sad and lonely
in darkness of space
so very sad and lonely
in darkness of space
In darkness of space
I kissed my true love
Wouldn't you have, too?
I kissed my true love
Wouldn't you have, too?
a spank for Fox-girl
she broke haiku- first line five
then seven and five
Wouldn't you have to
sit in corner - bad haiku!
pay attention Fox!
she broke haiku- first line five
then seven and five
Wouldn't you have to
sit in corner - bad haiku!
pay attention Fox!
Fox listens closely
"Won't be done again by me"
I'm sorry, mistake
"Won't be done again by me"
I'm sorry, mistake
i'm sorry, mistake.
said the surgeon, that's no leg
we shouldn't cut that !!!
said the surgeon, that's no leg
we shouldn't cut that !!!
we shouldn't cut that!!
everything will surely hang!
and isn't that gross?
everything will surely hang!
and isn't that gross?
And isn't that gross?
That thing that does what it does
Ugh- how rude I say!
That thing that does what it does
Ugh- how rude I say!
Ugh- how rude i say!
no belching at the table.
get you some manners!
no belching at the table.
get you some manners!
get you some manners!
or i will call the police
May god save your soul
or i will call the police
May god save your soul
May God save your soul
If he's taking phone calls now...
I was put on hold.
If he's taking phone calls now...
I was put on hold.
I was put on hold
by a telemarketer
how dare they do that!
by a telemarketer
how dare they do that!
how dare they do that
i mean it was my cookie
evil keebler elves
i mean it was my cookie
evil keebler elves
evil keebler elves
nasty, vindictive creatures
Please, can I have one?
nasty, vindictive creatures
Please, can I have one?
please, can i have one?
the cookies, they are quite nice.
chocolate soothes the soul.
the cookies, they are quite nice.
chocolate soothes the soul.
Chocolate soothes the soul.
We make wholesome s'mores, Charlotte.
Marshmallow goodness.
We make wholesome s'mores, Charlotte.
Marshmallow goodness.
Marshmallow goodness
the s'mores were quite tasty
all hail, Hershey's!
the s'mores were quite tasty
all hail, Hershey's!
All hail Hershey's
Chocolate Panda in the sky.
He gives us Skittles.
Chocolate Panda in the sky.
He gives us Skittles.
he gives us skittles
at least they look like skittles
maybe just fruit loops
at least they look like skittles
maybe just fruit loops
maybe just fruit loops
is what i'll have for breakfast
crunchy cereal
is what i'll have for breakfast
crunchy cereal
Crunchy cereal.
On the floor, clumsy doofus.
Quit barking at me.
On the floor, clumsy doofus.
Quit barking at me.
Quit barking at me
this dog, he never shuts up
go away, Fido
this dog, he never shuts up
go away, Fido
go away, Fido
sad puppy dog eyes don't work
here have a cookie
sad puppy dog eyes don't work
here have a cookie
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