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Daughter of the Nine Moons
Saw this on another board. The thrust of this challenge is to create a series of haiku that are linked -- the last line of one is the first line of the next and so on ...



smelling rotting corpse
found a hobo in my bed
looks like Ron Howard


looks like Ron Howard

with his dentists drill in hand
I will take the gas

so the next haiku starts with ...

I will take the gas
moe eubleck
I will take the gas
you can blame us, we ate beans
wholesome squishy snack
Daughter of the Nine Moons
wholesome squishy snack
with an old man's toothless mouth
I eat lime jello
moe eubleck
I eat lime jello
put it under Moe's armpits
we dance, heap big fun
Daughter of the Nine Moons
we dance, heap big fun
naked hippies round a fire
ouch! watch out for sparks
moe eubleck
ouch! watch out for sparks
burned hair like Michael Jackson
whose your daddy now?

Daughter of the Nine Moons
whose your daddy now?
drop some dollars daddy on
your sweet baby girl
snuffypuffer
your sweet baby girl
smiles resplendent, birthday gilt.
cupcakes and ice cream.
RaginCajun
DOT'S

I will take the gas:



i will take the gas

take a deep breath, it's your last

down goes the ski mask


drive up to the house

peering eyes, no witnesses

relief, no police


cut through the back door.

images of girls and whores.

mercy. oh dear lord.


i come to his bed.

beat his body, gaged and bound

he moans and makes sounds


rapist. molester.

little girls safe and sound

daughters and moms too


spread the gas around

with match lit, smile and big grin

"even trade" i say
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Cool Cajun (edit I re- read it and it was a very cool haiku)

but your haiku
should start with snuffy's last line.

cupcakes and ice cream.
RaginCajun
cupcakes and ice cream.

is fun to make with the teams.

please don't eat with beans.


bannana ice cream

gives headache. get a good rest

tonight i will dream.

Daughter of the Nine Moons
tonight I will dream
danger; adventure await
dragons sail the sea
HolyDevil2053
dragons sail the sea
just to die in the waters
what a suicide
Daughter of the Nine Moons
what a suicide
to watch the lemmings leap from
cliff, smashed on the rocks
moe eubleck
cliff smashed on the rocks
then cliff's friend took a photo
his name was Winky
Kismit
His name is Winky
A smillie little fellow
who likes to tickle
_hAiLO_
Who likes to tickle
Pricky pokey cactuses
I need chocolate
Kismit
I need chocolate
dark and creamy it is good
it's no Bill Shatner
_hAiLO_
Its no Bill Shatner
He should date Martha Stewert
Decorate my home
man_in_mudboots
Decorate my home
Drape it in fine furnishings
Make it worth my buck.


..........and here i was expecting blasphemous, sacreligious haikus.
jeceris
make it worth my buck
i'm looking for peking duck
on a piece of toast
moe eubleck
on a piece of toast
rest jimmys severed finger
he bites, yum crunchy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
he bites, yum crunchy
groovy granola snackies
peace out my brother
moe eubleck
peace out my brother
I choke my dog with toothpaste
he foams at mouth now
Daughter of the Nine Moons
he foams at mouth now
alka seltzer overload
gastronomic bliss
moe eubleck
gastronomic bliss
a belly full of butter
greasy belches smite
Daughter of the Nine Moons
greasy belches smite
t'was sloppy joes for dinner
oh the joy and bliss
moe eubleck
oh the joy and bliss
when a flea bites your left ear
we like to scratch
Daughter of the Nine Moons
we like to scratch
lottery tickets, oh yes
shall win the big one
moe eubleck
shall win the big one
then we shall flip the birdy!
have at thee, Mammy!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
have at thee, Mammy!
give them children some shortning
bread and maybe tea
moe eubleck
bread and maybe tea
roll around in a tub full
this makes us dirty
Daughter of the Nine Moons
this makes us dirty
they say, but self love will not
grow hair on your palms
moe eubleck
grow hair on your palms
yes we are blind now also
astro glide is gone
Daughter of the Nine Moons
astro glide is gone
lotions and lubes, empty tubes
beware tiger balm
moe eubleck
beware tiger balm
makes for strong grips, this hurts us
she likes it gentle
Daughter of the Nine Moons
she likes it gentle
strength without force, soft
cannot be broken
moe eubleck
cannot be broken
but tied up and spanked hearty
we practice safe groove
Daughter of the Nine Moons
we practice safe groove
don't go to bed kiddies with
out your rubber boots
moe eubleck
out your rubber boots
use the ribbed ones she will like
no need to thank us
Daughter of the Nine Moons
no need to thank us
unless you really wish too,
yes you should thank us!
moe eubleck
yes you should thank us!
we payed you in cheese doodles
you gave us great joy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
you gave us great joy
a battery powered toy
a choo-choo train set
moe eubleck
a choo choo train set
now all aboard the Moe train
next stop, middle earth
Daughter of the Nine Moons
next stop, middle earth
see quests, kings and magic rings
legolas lives here
moe eubleck
legolas lives here
pansy elf boy in disguse
killed an elephant
Daughter of the Nine Moons
killed an elephant
or was it an oliphant
a wonderous beast?
moe eubleck
a wonderous beast?
but what is in my pocket?
post number 5 k!!!!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
post number 5 k!!!!
I see five thousand and one
next five thousand two
Janiel
next five thousand two
after that, the world is his
just like those chickens
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