Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 05:57 AM
Saw this on another board. The thrust of this challenge is to create a series of haiku that are linked -- the last line of one is the first line of the next and so on ...
smelling rotting corpse
found a hobo in my bed
looks like Ron Howard
looks like Ron Howard
with his dentists drill in hand
I will take the gas
so the next haiku starts with ...
I will take the gas
moe eubleck
Apr 7 2005, 06:00 AM
I will take the gas
you can blame us, we ate beans
wholesome squishy snack
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 06:00 AM
wholesome squishy snack
with an old man's toothless mouth
I eat lime jello
moe eubleck
Apr 7 2005, 06:03 AM
I eat lime jello
put it under Moe's armpits
we dance, heap big fun
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 06:03 AM
we dance, heap big fun
naked hippies round a fire
ouch! watch out for sparks
moe eubleck
Apr 7 2005, 06:09 AM
ouch! watch out for sparks
burned hair like Michael Jackson
whose your daddy now?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 06:11 AM
whose your daddy now?
drop some dollars daddy on
your sweet baby girl
snuffypuffer
Apr 7 2005, 06:20 AM
your sweet baby girl
smiles resplendent, birthday gilt.
cupcakes and ice cream.
RaginCajun
Apr 7 2005, 06:28 AM
DOT'S
I will take the gas:
i will take the gas
take a deep breath, it's your last
down goes the ski mask
drive up to the house
peering eyes, no witnesses
relief, no police
cut through the back door.
images of girls and whores.
mercy. oh dear lord.
i come to his bed.
beat his body, gaged and bound
he moans and makes sounds
rapist. molester.
little girls safe and sound
daughters and moms too
spread the gas around
with match lit, smile and big grin
"even trade" i say
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 06:32 AM
Cool Cajun (edit I re- read it and it was a very cool haiku)
but your haiku
should start with snuffy's last line.
cupcakes and ice cream.
RaginCajun
Apr 7 2005, 06:52 AM
cupcakes and ice cream.
is fun to make with the teams.
please don't eat with beans.
bannana ice cream
gives headache. get a good rest
tonight i will dream.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 01:01 PM
tonight I will dream
danger; adventure await
dragons sail the sea
HolyDevil2053
Apr 7 2005, 01:29 PM
dragons sail the sea
just to die in the waters
what a suicide
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 7 2005, 02:00 PM
what a suicide
to watch the lemmings leap from
cliff, smashed on the rocks
moe eubleck
Apr 7 2005, 11:20 PM
cliff smashed on the rocks
then cliff's friend took a photo
his name was Winky
Kismit
Apr 8 2005, 12:02 AM
His name is Winky
A smillie little fellow
who likes to tickle
_hAiLO_
Apr 8 2005, 12:16 AM
Who likes to tickle
Pricky pokey cactuses
I need chocolate
Kismit
Apr 8 2005, 12:21 AM
I need chocolate
dark and creamy it is good
it's no Bill Shatner
_hAiLO_
Apr 8 2005, 12:24 AM
Its no Bill Shatner
He should date Martha Stewert
Decorate my home
man_in_mudboots
Apr 8 2005, 12:34 AM
Decorate my home
Drape it in fine furnishings
Make it worth my buck.
..........and here i was expecting blasphemous, sacreligious haikus.
jeceris
Apr 8 2005, 01:18 AM
make it worth my buck
i'm looking for peking duck
on a piece of toast
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:16 AM
on a piece of toast
rest jimmys severed finger
he bites, yum crunchy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:20 AM
he bites, yum crunchy
groovy granola snackies
peace out my brother
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:21 AM
peace out my brother
I choke my dog with toothpaste
he foams at mouth now
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:31 AM
he foams at mouth now
alka seltzer overload
gastronomic bliss
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:34 AM
gastronomic bliss
a belly full of butter
greasy belches smite
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:38 AM
greasy belches smite
t'was sloppy joes for dinner
oh the joy and bliss
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:39 AM
oh the joy and bliss
when a flea bites your left ear
we like to scratch
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:43 AM
we like to scratch
lottery tickets, oh yes
shall win the big one
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:45 AM
shall win the big one
then we shall flip the birdy!
have at thee, Mammy!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:48 AM
have at thee, Mammy!
give them children some shortning
bread and maybe tea
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:49 AM
bread and maybe tea
roll around in a tub full
this makes us dirty
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 04:56 AM
this makes us dirty
they say, but self love will not
grow hair on your palms
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 04:59 AM
grow hair on your palms
yes we are blind now also
astro glide is gone
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 05:02 AM
astro glide is gone
lotions and lubes, empty tubes
beware tiger balm
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 05:03 AM
beware tiger balm
makes for strong grips, this hurts us
she likes it gentle
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 05:08 AM
she likes it gentle
strength without force, soft
cannot be broken
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 05:09 AM
cannot be broken
but tied up and spanked hearty
we practice safe groove
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 05:11 AM
we practice safe groove
don't go to bed kiddies with
out your rubber boots
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 05:13 AM
out your rubber boots
use the ribbed ones she will like
no need to thank us
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 05:17 AM
no need to thank us
unless you really wish too,
yes you should thank us!
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 06:04 AM
yes you should thank us!
we payed you in cheese doodles
you gave us great joy
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 06:09 AM
you gave us great joy
a battery powered toy
a choo-choo train set
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 06:11 AM
a choo choo train set
now all aboard the Moe train
next stop, middle earth
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 06:13 AM
next stop, middle earth
see quests, kings and magic rings
legolas lives here
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 06:15 AM
legolas lives here
pansy elf boy in disguse
killed an elephant
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 06:17 AM
killed an elephant
or was it an oliphant
a wonderous beast?
moe eubleck
Apr 8 2005, 06:18 AM
a wonderous beast?
but what is in my pocket?
post number 5 k!!!!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Apr 8 2005, 06:26 AM
post number 5 k!!!!
I see five thousand and one
next five thousand two
Janiel
Apr 8 2005, 08:30 AM
next five thousand two
after that, the world is his
just like those chickens
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