Heres how it works. Each person writes a paragraph of the story. Pretty simple really. Ive done this on other forums and its turned out with hilarious stuff! I'll start!

PS Mods: Im not thick, I put this in the off topic section because I want the general UM community to have a go at this, not just the literally gifted poetic peeps who sped their time posting endless amounts of tips on story writing and heaps of poems!

Jamie was at home watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! on TV. All of a sudden, in the middle of a good bit in the program, the door bell rang. "Who could that be?" though Jamie. So he got up, went to the door and looked through the letterbox. "Who's there!" exerted* Jamie. "The police! I need to talk to you, it's urgent!" said a gruff, tall man standing outside. Jamie shivered. What did the policeman want to say? Jamie opened the door, and let the policeman come in.

OK, did you (or some other dude) start a thread about this the other day? and it never took off? Or did I imagine it all? Walken said something about ti being stupid and...I dunno lol.

So WALKEN was the one who removed it yesterday! How dare you 0.0!!! lol its only a game 0.o and it isn't stupid!

Um...Walken does not have the power to remove things. I have no idea who did, but I couldn't find it, even on your topics list. Well, everything is removed for a reason.

Who removed it? I know where you live 0.o!

If you don't know them...

Never mind. What is with the '0.o!'?

The 0.o are meant to be eyes...didn't you know that? Its a common net emoticon used to express sarcasm, suspicion or prudence

No, I didn't. That is why I asked you.

What is wrong with using these wee things?:

wee? Yey, a fellow irish* person Because 0.o is more commonly used.
Anyway, lets get back to the story
*Or is it scottish?

NORTHERN Irish. Yes, that would be a good idea.

Lol, Im descended from Wicklow Mountainers uh...right, back to the point...are you going to post a para for the story or not!

Me? No. I was just correcting you on my origins.

kk ;( Why won't anyone post constructively on my completely random and pointless story thread?

You answered that question while asking it.

What tf do you mean!

Don't have me explain it to you!

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EDIT: With a cherry on top

Jamie opened the door, and let the policeman come in.

Police: *chewing gum* yo! Is that your hummer out there?
Jamie looks out side and sees that her red hummer was there, but it wasn't her liscence plate. She goes outside abruptly and checks inside the hummer and sees two couples making out. She turns to the cops.
Jamie: "What are they doing in my car!"
Copper: "Well, thats what we're knockin on your door for"
Jamie: "This is my car, see!" Jamie points at the jack-in-the-box antennae head. "It belongs to me!".
Jamie looks into the car window more closely and sees her friend Alisha making out with her boyfriend Shawn. Enraged, Jamie runs into her house bumping the cops, and goes back outside holding her keys. Someone walks by wearing a hat and listening to his CD player when he sees Jamie approaching. He waves a hi.
Hailo: "Hi Jamie!"
She stormes from her lawn in front of her Hummer and glares are Hailo.
Hailo: Whats wrong?"
Jamie: "There are two people making out in my Hummer!"
Jamie, so enraged trys to fit the keys in the hummer but drops them in front of the cops. The cops were messing with their night sticks giggling like little girls, Hailo being a little too distracted from his music. He then notices the difference in her car.
Hailo: "Thats not your liscense plate"
Jamie: "naw!!" Being sarcastic.
After a couple more trys, she finally fits the keys into the car and abruptly opens the door.

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