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mr dollarhyde
My mate Paul was working with his dad on their farm digging a trench next to an electricity pylon as the day wore on it started to rain and the trench started to fill up with water so they called it a day . My mate walked over to the pylon and rested his hand on it the started to shake this right leg all of a sudden his dad came running over and smacked my mate over the shoulder with his shovel and he summersaulted forward and landed on his back. Next thing he remembered was walking up in hospital with his back and right shoulder in plaster with his mum and dad next to him......... crying.gif crying.gif
Paul....Dad what happened
Dad ....how do you feel son
Paul ....like hell what happened???
Dad .....You grabbed the pylon and your right leg started to shake i knew you where having an electric shock so i hit you with the shovel to get you off the pylon
Paul.... "YOU SILLY SOD I WAS SHAKING OFF MY WELLINGTON BOOTS " devil.gif tongue.gif
copenhagon_btch
lol
horrification
lmao haha grin2.gif
__Kratos__
O! roflmfao! hahahahahaha
Canadian Rottweiler
Wtf, that makes no sense blink.gif
Feenix Fire
uh....what's a wellington?
Boff
boot
Sunlit_Coyote
lol
Elfstone810
Oh my! I bet his poor dad felt awful! You mention a cast so I assume there were broken bones?

CR, what happened is, he was shaking his boot off. He was touching an electrical pylon in the rain, and when he started to shake his dad thought he was being electrocuted, so he hit him with the shovel hard enough to knock him to "safety".
Wild_Woman
that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, ha, ah , ha ,ha, ha,
i thought Wellingtons were more like gumboots
Tia
They are.

Very funny, though I've heard a similar story before. tongue.gif laugh.gif
Conspiracy
as much as that sounds painful its damn funny xD
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