My mate Paul was working with his dad on their farm digging a trench next to an electricity pylon as the day wore on it started to rain and the trench started to fill up with water so they called it a day . My mate walked over to the pylon and rested his hand on it the started to shake this right leg all of a sudden his dad came running over and smacked my mate over the shoulder with his shovel and he summersaulted forward and landed on his back. Next thing he remembered was walking up in hospital with his back and right shoulder in plaster with his mum and dad next to him.........
Paul....Dad what happened
Dad ....how do you feel son
Paul ....like hell what happened???
Dad .....You grabbed the pylon and your right leg started to shake i knew you where having an electric shock so i hit you with the shovel to get you off the pylon
Paul.... "YOU SILLY SOD I WAS SHAKING OFF MY WELLINGTON BOOTS "